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Hello my name is steve, Steve Mallard. Now you''''re probably thinking something along the lines of "Steve Mallard? What kind of crappy name is that?" Well it''''s my name and I too think that it''''s a crappy name. But its what im stuck with so...yea.......what? you want to know what my story is about? Oh well why didn''''t you say so earlier?.....because i was telling you about my crappy name? I dont recall doing something like that...well whatever lets get to the story shall we?