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Greetings, mortals and other assorted organics! I am... well, I’m not entirely sure what I am. A spirit? A cloud of malevolent whimsy? A floating shadow with a taste for revenge against ALL SPHERES? Possibly all of the above. One moment, I was floating through the void of reincarnation bureaucracy (it did not go smoothly), and the next, I was born - squishy, shapeless, and deeply offended by a... berry bush.