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Right, listen up, meatbags. The world didn''''t politely end with nukes or zombies. No, reality itself apparently rage-quit, slammed Alt-F4, and now we''''re living in the cosmic equivalent of a Windows ME crash dump, complete with physics errors, texture glitches spawning monsters made of dial-up noise, and a "System" that''''s less helpful overlay and more passive-aggressive error log generator.And guess who drew the short straw for tech support? Yeah. Me. Ren. Ex-Tier 2 drone, current freelance Reality Debugger. My superpower isn''''t punching holes in reality, it''''s applying the occasional sanity patch, untangling hostile geometry errors, and maybe, just maybe, figuring out why gravity sometimes decides to take five in the middle of the street.What This Is: