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Kai Hart was your average college student, with a life so dull that the most thrilling thing he faced was deciding whether or not to procrastinate his homework. That is, until a bus accident sent him straight to another world… Or more accurately, straight into a princess. But this wasn’t just any princess—it was Iris Valderia, the third daughter of King Aldric, known for being as useless as she was stubborn and as spoiled as she was dangerous when she put her mind to it. “Get me out of here, you lunatic!” “Why should I? It’s your problem now!” “I’m gonna wreck your…!” “Try it, little mage, and we’ll see who wrecks who first!” --- Warnings: This story features a princess with a questionable sense of modesty, a protagonist trapped in situations that redefine “compromising,” and explicit scenes that swing from hilarious to disturbing in zero-point-two seconds. There’s non-consensual pleasure (for Kai, at least), implied violence, and a plot blending isekai fantasy with humor as dark as the coffee Kai never got to drink before dying. If you’re squeamish about 18+ scenes with a dash of madness (think unconventional sex, bodily fluids, and a princess who doesn’t know where authority ends and sadism begins), better run while you can. About the Cover: That short-haired blonde girl with purple eyes glaring defiantly from the cover? That’s Iris Valderia. Yep, the princess. No, Kai’s not in the picture because… well, he’s a bit tied up somewhere cameras can’t reach. Tags for Those Who Care About This Stuff: ✅Isekai, Medieval Fantasy, Dark Humor ✅Male Protagonist (with rotten luck and a troll system) ✅Princess with More Ego Than Skills ✅18+ Content (not for minors or pure souls) ✅Explicit Situations (yes, including what you’re thinking and then some) ✅No Yaoi ✅Mild Violence, Bodily Fluids, and Emotional Chaos ✅Protagonist with Dubious Morals (survival > dignity) ✅Romance? (If you call this romance, that’s on you) 📌NEW CHAPTERS REGULARLY 📌 I’m not promising a daily chapter (yet!), but there’ll be steady action. Want to read ahead of the pack? Early chapters are up on Patreon. And here’s the hook: if enough crazies join the Patreon, chapters will drop faster.