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*For the Teeth! For the Butter!* Mark is a Tooth Fairy, but forget the glitter – he’s more about black market deals, dodging latrine duty, and desperately trying to keep his fairy union health insurance. His latest impossible quest from his terrifyingly pragmatic boss, Fiona? Secure the legendary Archdemon Asmodeos''''s teeth... or, in a bizarre twist of demonic agricultural demand, maybe some high-tech plows will do? His only "ally" in this absurdist fantasy comedy is Anthony – a literal ray of sunshine who flips heavenly pancakes, dabbles in illicit trade, and just happens to be a ridiculously powerful (unofficial) Archdemon with his own very secret, very personal agenda for Mark. Talk about a complicated relationship with secret identities! **Cold Winds and Butter Sticks ** Fairy Queen Fiona, possibly taking fashion tips and world domination advice from her corrupted, radioactive AI plow (thanks, Turnip!), launches a new scheme against Mark. Her target? Marcy, the surprisingly pivotal former janitor, in a plot hatched amidst casino glamour and desperation. I am also posting this on AO3!