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Look, I didn’t ask to be reborn in the Dragon Ball universe. I didn’t sign up for screaming monkey-men, galactic tyrants, or hyperactive space toddlers throwing punches hard enough to split mountains. I was just a normal guy—well, normal-ish—living my life, watching anime, and wondering what would happen if Frieza ever paid taxes. Then boom, I wake up in a Saiyan incubator with a tail, a bald doctor scowling at my power level like I just farted on his clipboard, and oh yeah—my twin brother is Broly. Guess who got the legendary cosmic rage powers? Not me. While Broly’s off radiating doom and attracting plot armor, I’m over here trying not to get stepped on by Raditz’s baby shoes. When Planet Vegeta’s blown to space confetti, I do the only thing I’m good at: I run. Crawled my diaper-wearing ass into a pod and slammed whatever button didn’t say “Kill Me.” Landed on Earth, of course—because of course—and got picked up by an old lady who somehow knows more martial arts than YouTube. This is my story. Not of glory, not of greatness. But of survival. Of sarcastic commentary. And maybe—maybe—learning how to punch without breaking my own fingers. So if you’re expecting me to power up and fight Goku on Namek? Yeah. Good luck with that. ----- Hello, readers. This is a fan-made project set in the Dragon Ball universe, created purely for entertainment purposes. I do not own any rights to Dragon Ball, its characters, concepts, or settings—those belong entirely to Akira Toriyama and Toei Animation. This story is a loose adaptation of the original Dragon Ball timeline, with many deviations and reinterpretations. Certain canonical characters may appear in different roles or not at all, and original characters will play central parts in the unfolding narrative. Please understand that this story reflects my creative vision and approach, which may not always align with the established canon. If you''''re looking for a 1:1 recreation of events, this may not be the story for you. Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy the ride—chaotic power levels, dry sarcasm, emotional growth, and all. -----