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"Alright, listen up, you ungrateful peasant readers. Yeah, you, sitting there, thinking you know better than me about my story. Just because I threw in a little—just a little—plot armor, everyone loses their minds. Like, come on, you ungrateful! It''''s my novel. If I want my characters to survive an apocalypse by tripping over a conveniently placed banana peel, then so be it. Go ahead, call it lazy writing. Call it whatsoever you guys want. But I know you love it. You can’t get enough of my endless, godlike creativity. And don’t you dare pretend otherwise."