readnovel

I am the mortician of a town, in the middle of nowhere, profiting off some washed-up politician, who claims to have met God himself. Follow the life and times of Mayoral Assistant Lee, narrated by moi, as he tells us all the highs and lows of his political career, as I sprinkle in some jokes, here and there, to spice up his, frankly, ridiculous tale. Believe if you want that the town mayor picked his teenage successor from an orphanage, bypassing proper electorial proceedure, or that Mayoral Assistant Lee has to lace his employee''''s meals, with crushed vitamin C tablets, to prevent a scurvy epidemic. You don''''t even have to believe the title up there.