My name is Oliver Pettini, and I am the owner of the most dangerous technological artifact in existence, or maybe it''''s magical, I haven''''t figured that part out yet. Last week I had an IQ so low that I sometimes forgot how to get home, and could barely stumble through sentences. This week I am the owner of the most advanced space station in the known universe and I wield powers that can alter reality itself. If I have the energy that my power is dependent upon... You see I get more energy every day, it''''s a set amount. I can stockpile it or burn it all up on one giant "upgrade" as I like to call it. This power comes from one of the wishes I made, yes, on a magical genie''''s lamp. I know that sounds crazy.So what do a Viking woman from 800AD, a U.S. Army combat veteran, and a fat gaming nerd have in common? Well, they''''re my team, and if I can save up enough energy I can use my new power to give them superpowers of their own. That''''s the plan at least. The problem with my plan is that I have some shadow organization looking for me. They''''ll kill me, my family, my friends, and everyone I have ever loved to get the lamp. What do they want? As far as I can tell they want to rewrite our universe into some kind of communist paradise where freewill comes second to safety and the government. I have to find some way to keep the lamp from the organization going after it that involves more than just hiding up in my space station. I refuse to be a hermit coward. I also have an ingrained need to help people, and now I have the power to do that. I have more resources at my disposal than any law enforcement agency on earth, and a team of people willing to help me.I want to be a hero, but I have no idea what I''''m doing. Did I mention I was a barely functioning idiot last week?P.S. I''''ll be posting new content every other day.I''''ve taken "The Pledge" which I''''m sure will make a lot of you happy. It basically means I promise to finish any story I start within a timely manner. You can learn more about it