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  1. Chapter one: Nickelwise
  2. Chapter two: Teddy
  3. Chapter three: No beans, please.
  4. Chapter four: Sweet Dreams
  5. Chapter Five: Pitiful human trauma
  6. Chapter six: Kids and their gat dang smart phones
  7. Chapter Seven: Clickity Clackity, I am contractually… obligated-y?
  8. Chapter Eight: Terraria, anyone?
  9. Chapter Nine: Yall want anything from the drink fabricator?
  10. Chapter ten: Some of us are pod people, okay?
  11. Chapter Eleven: Clever Girl
  12. Chapter Twelve: It’s really just an aesthetic thing, to be honest.
  13. Chapter Thirteen: Oh gods, do I need a cult?
  14. Chapter fourteen: Sometimes you gotta beat the ladies off with a stick.
  15. Chapter fifteen: Nae but a Glorified cows tit!
  16. Chapter Sixteen: Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!
  17. Chapter Seventeen: The indescribable pain of dropping a phone on your own face at three am
  18. Chapter Eighteen: My Life is only technically, theoretically, debatably in danger.
  19. Chapter Nineteen: Its not Marsupial themed!
  20. Chapter Twenty: It seems you were unprepared for my Alzheimers beam, Mr. Bond!
  21. Chapter Twenty-One: Is this what being a Vanguard is?
  22. Chapter Twenty-Two: The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Old One.
  23. Chapter Twenty-Three: The Calm Before the- Oh, Shit!
  24. Chapter Twenty-Four: Im Promotin ya to Prosthesis.
  25. Chapter Twenty-Five: Dead Girl Walking
  26. Chapter Twenty-Six: Just a few inches off the top, I swear.
  27. Chapter Twenty-Seven: Schrödingers Bastage.
  28. Interlude: The General Marches to War.
  29. Chapter Twenty-Eight: Johnny I hardly knew ya!
  30. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Squidicide Squad
  31. Chapter Thirty: Suffering from a Mind Goblin.
  32. Chapter Thirty-One: Any excuse for a murder
  33. Chapter Thirty-Two: For you, special discount! Half-off!
  34. Chapter Thirty-Three: A Byproduct of my Newfound Nihilism.
  35. Chapter Thirty-Four: Whats in the boooooox
  36. Chapter Thirty-Five: It has fingerprints. Why would it have fingerprints?
  37. Chapter Thirty-Six: Youre getting paid to watch me get my ass beat?
  38. Chapter Thirty-Seven: The televised execution of my public image
  39. Chapter Thirty-Eight: Threat of death under spork point.
  40. Chapter Thirty-Nine: A Terrific Day for Rain.
  41. Chapter Forty: No, the rice isnt for me!
  42. Chapter Forty-One: Buttercup
  43. Chapter Forty-Two: Sir, put the eyebrows down and step away from the vehicle.
  44. Chapter Forty-Three: For legal reasons, this is not a bag of holding.
  45. Chapter Forty-Four: Its Okay, You Can Look Like a Daft Clown if You Want.
  46. Chapter Forty-Five: Some confessions are made better at mach speed.
  47. Chapter Forty-Six: Et tu, Asclepius?
  48. Chapter Forty-Seven: A hint of innocent condescension.
  49. Chapter Forty-Eight: Not quite the haze I was talking about
  50. Chapter Forty-Nine: Come here often?
  51. Chapter Fifty: Swaddle the Demon Child
  52. Chapter Fifty-One: There are, in fact, stupid questions.
  53. Chapter Fifty-Two: Im startin with the(wo)man in the mirror
  54. Chapter Fifty-Three: The eggshell thin barrier between me and a mental breakdown
  55. Chapter Fifty-Four: The "Stomach Knot" Was Not In My Scout Handbook.
  56. Chapter Fifty-Five: Dont call it seepage, that makes me sound gross.
  57. Chapter Fifty-Six: (F)eeling photogenic
  58. Chapter Fifty-Seven: Hugs are a commodity round here.
  59. Chapter Fifty-Eight: Ode to a Tyrant and a Scoundrel.
  60. Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Ship to Mouth Ratio

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