The McKenzie Files Books 1, 2 and novellaLatest complete chapter list
Main text volume
- Book 1, Chapter 1: I thought you lot were supposed to shamble?
- Book 1, Chapter 2: Will you please stop the decapitated head humour?
- Book 1, Chapter 3: Might I ask where the hell we are?
- Book 1, Chapter 4: Dont blame me if you finish the day off inside a troll
- Book 1, Chapter 5: You see me again, youd best hope its from a distance
- Book 1, Chapter 6: Operating at the economical end of the mercy spectrum
- Book 1, Chapter 7: I hate responsibility – Im more of a live-in-the-moment type bloke
- Book 1, Chapter 8: Unless you make some kind of massive douche move, you are so getting laid tonight
- Book 1, Chapter 9: An extreme case study in not a good time to talk
- Book 1, Chapter 10: Him and me dont exactly get on
- Book 1, Chapter 11: Apologising really isnt your strong suit, is it?
- Book 1, Chapter 12: You are looking at the single most powerful individual alive
- Book 1, Chapter 13: I wish to register a complaint
- Book 1, Chapter 14: They couldve shouted an apology
- Book 1, Chapter 15: The castle rooftop mutual appreciation society
- Book 1, Chapter 16: Its about to kick off big style here
- Book 2, Chapter 1: Its not exactly what one could call subtle, is it?
- Book 2, Chapter 2: The platonic ideal of unstealthy
- Book 2, Chapter 3: Stroppy elfbint
- Book 2, Chapter 4: I doubt the snake feels the same way about us
- Book 2, Chapter 5: What do you mean, claim to have killed him?
- Book 2, Chapter 6: Ive just remembered that theres a troll I urgently need to shoot
- Book 2, Chapter 7: Let me guess - this isnt a welcome to the office party
- Book 2, Chapter 8: What just happened and who is this?
- Book 2, Chapter 9: Im reliably informed its extremely dangerous
- Book 2, Chapter 10: Im working on my interpersonal skills
- Book 2, Chapter 11: This is going to complicate things
- Book 2: Chapter 12: What could possibly make today worse?
- Book 2, Chapter 13: I didnt say about the curse?
- Book 2, Chapter 14: You do have something of a reputation for sudden violence, you see
- Book 2, Chapter 15: When I was your age muskets were considered high tech
- Book 2, Chapter 16: Dont worry is not an option for someone with you in their life
- Book 2, Chapter 17: Youll never see me again, I promise
- Book 2, Chapter 18: Ive always wanted to say this: form an orderly queue, ladies
- Book 2, Chapter 19: You get a better class of nemesis when youre me
- Book 2, Chapter 20: As if today wasnt frantic enough
- Book 2, Chapter 21: I see you have guests - well let ourselves out
- Book 2, Chapter 22: You are invited to a private performance
- Book 2, Chapter 23: Ive got a sudden need to go kick a god really hard in the bollocks
- Novella, Chapter 1: A magic therapy sack?
- Novella, Chapter 2: the Posh Elf Titanic
- Novella, Chapter 3: a shipmates with benefits type deal
- Novella, Chapter 4: looks like we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned tables have turned situation
- Novella, Chapter 5: Even though you tried to kill me with gravity, Im actually starting to like you
- Novella, Chapter 6: you brought down the wrath of a vengeful god on us and never apologised
- Novella, Chapter 7: I’m always outclassed, but never outnumbered
- Novella, Chapter 8: the plural of ‘drow’ is ‘drow’
- Novella, Chapter 9: I’m not a fan of oversharing
- Novella, Chapter 10: even I draw the line at drinking literal Devil piss
- Novella, Chapter 11: I love ultimatums, they’re my favourite kind of ‘um’
- Novella, Chapter 12: I will personally teleport a live wasp into your lungs
- Novella, Chapter 13: how was I supposed to know she was a necromancer’s wife?
- Novella, Chapter 14: you want to exact terrible vengeance on me? Join the queue
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