Be me.
Be a pathetic NEET who is an unfortunate victim of Truck-kun.
Find myself in an isekai scenario.
Sweet.
Find myself having to talk with this "Aqua" bitch.
Oh no.
Annoying goddess is boring me with exposition.
Relevant news: I can pick any OP item I want to carry on to the next world .
I choose the fidget spinner lying by the side.
Wapanese grill laughs and me and says "That's not a option, retard".
I don't care.
I choose the fidget spinner, ironic weapon of destruction.
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Suddenly, a golden light bathes me.
It seems that I'm being transported to another world.
Grill is all flustered.
She goes "Nanigenericanimescream, whywouldyoupickafidgetspinneroveropswordsandteleportationmagicandshit, retard?"
To piss her off, that's why.
Before I can even blink, I awake to find myself in a fantasy world.
Realize that I have made a horrible mistake.
Would rather die.
Goes to nearest town store to buy noose.
Turns out, a bunch of folks had the same idea as me.
Noose is already sold out.
Damnit.
Doomed to suffer for the rest of my life.
A few years past.
Demon Lord is by my feet, grovelling.
Plot twist: Demon Lords are deadly allergic to overused memes.
I spin my fidget spinner for the hundredth time to hurt Demon Lord sama.
Demon Lord sama is crying?
FeelsBadMan, Demon Lord.
I stop my fidget spinning and leave poor Demon Lord sama alone.
Megumin chan approaches me from behind.
"Don't lewd me, baka!" She says for no apparent reason.
Mfw when I don't even like lolis.
Am ambushed by a mob of Megumin lovers.
[-100 HP]
[-100 HP]
[-100 respect for weebs]
[-100 HP]
[Death]
Be me.
Be a pathetic weeb who died again.
See beautiful goddess.
Ask to reincarnate straight away.
Fuck this degenerate world, I'm off to Jojo land.
Becomes greatest Jojo Speedwagon, I guess.
[BEST END]
Don't come after me, Darkness lovers. She's secretly in the story, I swear!
