Wait What?! What T&Cs? What do you mean death is final, I want my righteous respawns, sweet saves and and competitorless checkpoints. Although, now that I think about it that "fragment of destiny" must be the meteor 'o' tendrils from yesterday. You know, I actually don't remember that much about yesterday after getting home maybe I said "I accept the Terms and Conditions..."

  So, death is permanent and P.O.K.E.M.O.N. is gonna make my life into a movie.

  ...

  -blinks blankly-

  ...

  Seems legit.

  Status Screen!

  Well this isn't good... Dammit! ARGHHH!! Why couldn't I have waited...like...like...2 minutes before utilising my G***r knowledge!! Why! Why! Why!

  Think Lucas, think, how am I not being screwed over by this screen.

  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  (5 minutes later)

  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  (1 hour later)

  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  Well I got nothing! I guess I'll just distribute that Perk point...

  Huh, that's it my beautiful Perk Points. My sweet, beautiful Perk Points.

  Perk Screen!

  Nothing huh, how about Perks!, Perk Points, Perk Point Distributor, Perkify my points to Fire!

  I'll choose...