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Vol.1 Prologue killed by a banana (edited)

  Hello people in my head, How are you today, I'm fine thank you.

  Beautifull people in my head, you might by wondering why I am talking with myself, well that is really simple it’s because I’m bored.

  Why am I bored that’s even simpler, Because I’m dead.

  Yea I’m dead, How do I know? Simple because I am in a completely black space, In were i cant feel absolutely nothing. Plus i know i’m not dreaming or unconscious. Because, well I can see my nose and if i remeber correctly during a dream, you aren't able to see your own nose.

  Now i do wonder how do i have a body if i'm dead. But im not even sure this is a body considering it can't feel anything, but at least it looks like one so how a'm i supposed to know if it is or it isn't. Hell even if i knew, this wasn't a body how would i know, what it is. Well how cares i don't so fuck it.

  So now the only thing you would be asking yourself's people in my head is how did I die well that’s actually quite an embarrassing and stupid story and it would be a surprise if someone doesn’t make a joke about it in my funeral.

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  Well nothing I can do about it now, can i.

  So how did i die well I was killed…

  Yes killed.

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  By a banana

  How did a banana kill me well that is actually, MHhh…?

  Well you could say it was by a stroke of bad luck.

  It isn’t complicated nor fascinating story, I was simply walking up the stairs eating a banana, i was gonna tell my sister that the food was ready, when I was all the way up I decided to throw the banana peel to the trash can, but I didn’t throw it up close, nor saw where it fell, so while going down stairs I didn’t notice the banana peel had fallen in to the stairs so I obviously wasn't careful, which ended me in this situation in which i’m most probably dead after all i’m sure i hit my head in the fall and it wasn't a slow fall.

  Well you already know my problem after all. I’m probably dead in the middle of nowhere or at least that’s what it looks like because.well i can't see a thing just darkness. there is absolutely nothing here and i can't see no one here either so.

  Well for now I’m going to wait after all I don’t know what’s happening and the best thing I can do right now is walk and thinking so that’s what ill do.

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