It was a bright and sunny day, Unicorns neigh in the background. Dragon Slayer George and his trusty sidekick Bally Bouncealot stood on top of a mountain made of candy and cake, not eating even a single bite, for they mean business.

  They are on a quest to save the Candy Kingdom from the evil Veggie-Dragon, who is trying to replace all of the candy.

  MMMM candy. wait what was I saying…… Pizza, Balley, Cand NO! don’t think about it hmm what was it. Oh yeah!

  The evil Veggie-Dragon wants to replace all of the you know what, with gross iky veggies. Blah!

  George looks at Balley and proclaims “On this day we shall end the veggie revolution!”

  Balley responds with super serious “Squeek!”

  “I agree” George Says “This game has gone on for far too long, it’s almost dinner time.”

  George and Balley mount their Unicorn (The stick with a horse head) and ride to battle. They traveled a long way. Traveling over the plains of Stuffed animals, the mountains of Ice Cream, they valley of sugar to finally arrive at the Cave of Veggies.

  The cave looked like a normal cave in the valley of sweetness with that which shall not be spoken of, but on the inside lies the Veggie Dragon.

  Balley and I walked into cave, not even stopping to grab any of the chocolate, my favorite type of candy, that surrounds the entrance. We walks for what felt like forever.

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  “Aww come on” I complained “Mom’s making my favorite chocolate pie tonight and I don’t want to miss it! Can you just come out Vegitor?”

  “Seriously, whatever, I was getting bored too.” said Vegitor, coming from right behind me.

  “AHH” I screamed Grabbing Balley and throwing it at Vegitor. Balley went right through Vegitor’s skull. “Don’t scare me like that!” I shouted to the now poo poo zoned Vegitor. I walked up to Vegitor and poked him. “Yup he’s in the poo poo zone, now what?” I asked Balley.

  “Squeeeeeeeeeek (= now we eat candy) !” Balley said with Glee.

  “Yeah!”I shouted as I was suddenly at a big table with lots of candy in front of me.

  “George wake up” huh, what was that?

  “George, It’s time for breakfast.” The world started shaking. I suddenly realized what was happening and where I was.

  “Mom!” I complained “I was having such a nice dream” (= Goo, Goo Goo Gah Gah (yeah, he can still only speak baby at this point)

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  First side story, I got this idea on my way home from school!