[Karma 0]

  [Distortion Ability: 1]

  [Evolution Stage: Egg]

  [Time Until Next Evolution: 1 week 2 hours and 53 minuets]

  I woke up in a bed feeling tired. my body was exhausted and my breathing was heavy. I tried to focus. I am a martial artist. I will calm down and just become a fighter again and see if this world has any fun to be had. I try and feel my body and namely my gender parts but I felt round. I wasn't sure why but when I focused I saw a box that said I was an egg.

  I would look around but I don't have eyes yet... wait what do I do if I am an animal that doesn't have eyes. I hope I am humanoid at least. any other shape and my martial arts would be meaningless. wait... I am missing something. I need to wait 1 week? that is just... cruel.

  well since I have time to wait I may as well try and find out what a distortion ability is. but how do I use it? oh god don't tell me I will be trying to use an ability like a drunk tries to use his legs. that would be embarrassing... (the distortion ability is set in stone. no choosing this I am afraid)

  Maybe I will have a flying evolution and I could fly around on my wings. no scratch that I need my feat on the ground to be able to fight how I am used to... aka I am not scared of heights. just falling from them.

  hang on. it says egg but what type of egg? am I a land snake? a bird? some sort of strange jellyfish? wait a jellyfish could work out... no, but humans don't lay eggs. or does it mean I am an egg in my mothers belly? growing slowly? doubtfully.

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  wait. dragons lay eggs. maybe? or I could be some sort of fantasy creature of legend? that could be cool. there are many cool myths about cool creatures... but this is a fantasy. could common things hatch from eggs. spiders hatch from eggs. I could be some sort of spider... but 8 legs may be hard to control at first. well maybe it will come natural? like how a baby spider can walk maybe I will be able to as well?

  wait. what if I am a summoned creature. I could be someone's pet making me having a hard time to deal with things at first. oh god please don't make me a pet. or if I am a nice house. wait if this is a fantasy could I be some sort of pet for the demon lord / king / abomination? scary thoughts...

  Hold it. what if... no that goddess wouldn't would she? what if I am... (make your own idea)

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  What would you like our character to be. I have an idea for the story but there is so much to chose from so give a suggestion if you would like. if nobody gives me a suggestion I will (get depressed) just use a random Idea I pick out of a hat full of my random ideas. your suggestion could have a major impact on the story and if I think it sounds cool I could change a lot just for the awesomeness of 1 comment.