by Dyncharoth ? Fri Jun 14, 2013 2:32 am

  --The scan on your iris and vein has determined that you are an unregistered user. Do you want to create a new account?--

  A feminine voice asked from out of nowhere. But the only answer it got was:

  “Squawk”

  --Please repeat your answer.--

  “SQUAWK!”

  --Changing language scriptures to accommodate the user …….

  -- Squawk SquAwk Squawkawk {Select the name of your avatar}–-

  “Squawkidi Squawk”

  --Squa Squawk SQUawk squawk squawki {Select your gender from male, female or neutral }–

  “Squakwak, squawk!!!!”

  --Squa Squawk SquaWk Squawkdi {Royal Road has forty-nine races. You may select your race from the primary-twenty nine}—

  “Squa SquaWK”

  -- SquaW SquawK SQUawk Squawki SquAWk {Royal Road doesn’t provide the race you are requesting. Please select another one}--

  “Squaki Squakidi”

  --You have chosen Human. You may alter your appearance in any two ways you like—

  “Squawk Squawk Squaw SquaWK”

  --Squiik Squawk Squawkidi Squawk. ………… {Please wait a moment. I am contacting the administrators. ……………. }

  This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it.

  Squawki Squawk.{Thank you for waiting.}

  Squiik Squawk SquAWK SQuAwk. Squawki Squiik Squawkidi. Squawk Squiikisquaw Squawk SQUAWk {The administrators have denied your wish to be fulfilled, even though you are the first of your kind. We won't grant you a black body with a white stomach and chest and a beak} –-

  “SquAAwki!!”

  --Squawki Squawk {We are deeply sorry.}

  Squikidi Squawk SquawK SquAwK. SQuawKK SquAAwki Squakidi Royal Road {Your account has been activated. Your stats and class shall be determined while you are playing Royal Road.}

  Squiiik Squawkidi Squawk. {Now please select a city and kingdom you want to start at}—

  “Squawk Squawki Squiik”

  --Suiki Squawk Royal Road. Squawkidi Squak SquiiK SquAWk Squawkidisquaw. {Welcome to Royal Road. May your have a grand adventure on your journey to become the Emperor.} –-

  With a flash of light the mysterious Penguin arrived in a town in the middle of a crowd of players. He moved his new human body and started waddling!