Day 19: A fish bit! Well not a fish, a god. Someone that gave off divine energy had entered. He came in with a swarm of insects and it matched Hablena’s description of Jabby. Too bad for her but he’s going to die here. I made a slight tweak to accomodate this divine presence. The spirit sisters would be spirits now. Anything ice related would be frost magic and anything fire related foxfire related.
I made a couch out of frost and sat in it. I picked up and petted Nilah. She’s not a cat but this was my best supervillain impression. Now struggle Jabby!
He killed Molerock! That asshole! But the spirit sisters did a lot of damage to him. He did win though. He tried to leave after that fight but that’s not how dungeons work and tried to attack the walls to break out.
Too bad buddy. Welcome to your coffin.
His army of bugs got incinerated by the magma pool so he skipped that. He beat Paul and Paula quite easily. The isolation also didn’t do much to him. But it was making him cocky. He was blasting shades and humans left and right. He is going to have fun in the next timeline when echoes are starting to become a problem.
Day 21: He was starting to become frustrated because he couldn’t find the other roots. Well, one is behind the magma pool, another one is over Boshi lake Major, and then there is Ash Potato village that’s also under a mountain.
Day 22: A human team entered but they got killed by Jabby. They could have helped him... What a moron.
Day 23: he blasted a mountain in frustration and uncovered potato village. The cultists were no match for him and he destroyed the root. He moved to the next time line. That’s when another divine presence entered and all the residents of Boshi Town fled at his sight.
The two gods started to fight. This newcomer was summoning animals and creating stampedes. This must be Hafneer, the animals and humans seem afraid and anxious around him and then the echoes started which caused them to get blasted by their own attacks. Now this is entertaining.
Day 24: they were still fighting and together with the echoes they would take each other out quite soon. Everything went well untill another divine presence entered with 3 other figures.
Uh oh.
The newcomers looked around.
AGNIS! I KNOW YOU’RE HERE!
I will just pretend that I didn’t see that. But this is a problem. Greg knows how to solve this and he came with Hablena, Raishin, and Elliana.
The two fighting gods were no match for Hablena, Raishin, Greg and Elliana as they were quite weakened. Hablena ate Hafneer and Greg used abyss magic on Jabby. Hablena didn’t seem to like tha as I remembered that she wanted to spare Jabby.
Now what do I do? Do I kick them out? But the town will reset if I do. A random human party answered my problem and I allowed the dungeon to kick my buddies out. The humans got in Boshi town with various attacks echoing but luck is also a part of being strong but my team entered again.
What a pain. I guess I will leave them inside because these humans are about to kick the bucket.
Day 25: Greg, Raishin, Hablena and Elliana had cleared Boshi town unsurprisedly. Their biggest obstacle was getting to the Mountain because they had to go through a lot of water and the obnoxious puzzle to get there.
They moved to the second floor and any people entering the dungeon would be lucky and start out at floor 2!
Greg didn’t seem happy that I recreated the events from Event Horizon. He had his anti-gravity anklets ready but time dilation would fuck them over. They would experience this from my point of view so they would have to sabotage the teleporters first.
It seems Greg remembered that then he now has to sabotage the electronium plant. Oooh Greg missed that.
A very strong team entered. They had all sorts of races and joined Greg, Raishin, Elliana and Hablena.
This is going to be way too easy now! Except maybe not. They had to do cooking for a canteen. Raishin can’t cook even worse; he’s a liability in the kitchen. Hablena also can’t seem to cook and only half of the adventurers could cook.
Greg then had an edgy duel against Arby.
AGNIS! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!
Is what he yelled.
And then fog appeared. Oh no a guy was in that fog. Another of Hablena’s siblings. They’re like moths to a flame. He was about to engage the team when they got interrupted by Cygnus. Now this is important. Cygnus is a frost user. Greg and Raishin immediately retreated while pulling Elliana and Hablena with them.
I actually forgot how strong Cygnus really was. He dealt with the adventurers quite fast. He then fought against the newcomer god. And wow Cygnus was kicking ass. He wasn’t winning but this god couldn’t do much.
Raishin, Greg, Elliana and Hablena were watching Cygnus fight a god from afar.
Day 26: Cygnus lost. But boy did he put up a good fight. Geminga wasn’t as much of a threat to this god as Cygnus was. My buddies were currently fighting the weakened god. They were playing dirty. They’re letting my dungeon weaken them and then steal all my kills. I should kick them out again.
The Event Horizon floor was completed. Now for the part, they don’t know. Floor 3 started in my home in the jungle. It was a bit painful creating this floor but it’s a part of me so it should be in this dungeon.
They had some time to admire it’s beauty before getting attacked by Asshole, the jungle dragon. Raishin can use fire magic so this was a piece of cake for them as Asshole was quite weak.
I started to doubt my life's choices when 2 divine beings entered the dungeon.
Uhh Nilah, I think I screwed up.
Della and Bellia had entered. This put Hablena on alert. These 2 deities entering was a problem because the ocean combat was right after dealing with magma pits. It becomes easy with the goddess of water. But Greg could get a cheap shot in with abyss magic and send their energy to the dimensions.
They breezed through the magma pits, although Hablena, Bellia and Elliana were struggling with the heat and Greg had a bad time with the ocean combat.
I might get a very long scolding from him after all of this...
Hablena and Bellia drowned, they revived but… They should learn how to swim…
The hurricane path was where the problems started. Bellia and Hablena picked a fight with the cyclops and a massive battle broke out. Truly troublesome deities. But it seems those cyclops can shoot light green lasers. Who would’ve known, I was just glad that I didn’t mess with them when I visited Hurricane Path.
Day 28: They had made it to Itris and also got disgusted by how the people treated each other there and Elliana discovered how lightning spirits get treated and what they’re used for. Bellia and Elliana were suffering from the bad air quality, they also got a shocking revelation.
Here I am trying to kill some gods but end up teaching people on how some parts of the world works. They also ended up killing the humans that came to capture the spirits.
Bellia was pissed. “Agnis! You made this dungeon right?! We need to talk! I need to know more about this!”
I don’t know why they think I will come out. There also was still 1 of Hablena’s siblings that needs to arrive.
The stealth mission came up and they failed horribly.
Day 30: they finally succeeded the stealth mission because a group of adventurers with a Toxic Donkey had entered. The Toxic Donkey ended up doing this alone. He almost failed but managed to kill the weak king.
It was time for the Labyrinth of the Breathless. All the newcomer adventurers drowned or died to the seasnake and Greg’s morale hit rock bottom.
I.. I can’t do this. Not again and not without Agnis.
“I’m starting to wonder what other crazy things you guys have done. I can understand the gods a bit that like to walk under the mortals. Della, you know about this right?” Bellia asked.
“I… I don’t I’m sorry Bellia. I had no idea that something like this existed.” Della said saddened as she had attempted to save the adventurers from drowning but couldn’t react in time as the white sea snake had started to assault them the moment they arrived there.
The gods had no clue on how to solve this. Good! The labyrinth was giving them a hard time. All went well until the last target appeared.
“Hmpf, futile!” He swiped his arm and the labyrinth crumbled.
Hmm this is cheating right? I thought I fixed this. I started to get ready as I might have to jump in as it seems that a cheater has entered my dungeon. The next floor was a wave of monsters. This last guy, Kal, he wasn’t participating. He was going for Hablena and the other gods. He didn’t seem as if he had a special ability but he was avoiding Raishin and Greg while going hard on the deities. He even seemed to overpowered Della, Bellia and Hablena. Is he only interested in deities?
Anything that was ancient technology got pulverized. Anything else was unscathed. The items that weren’t made out of ancient technology survived his onslaught even though it damaged the goddesses. Can he only hit living beings?
Greg and Raishin tried to capitalize on this and tried to kill all of them with abyss magic. Kals magic didn’t deal damage to any of the monsters besides the Demon Whale and the Shadow Behemoth. Not only thatm Greg, Elliana and Raishin took 0 damage from any of his attacks. What is going on?
“Gotcha!” Kal had grabbed Bellia’s face and lifted her up. “So weak! And you have been charge of this dimension? Pitiful. I will take over and show what a real leader is!”
He did something and Bellia disappeared into dust.
“Bellia!”
Ardella stop! Something is off here. Hablena, what is his ability?
“Being an asshole!”
Besides being an asshole?
“I don’t know but he likes to kill gods by grabbing them by their faces.” Hablena said as she showed her disgust.
“It’s not nice to blab and reveal the secrets of your siblings, you are a terrible sister!” Kal went for Hablena. He evaded Raishin’s attacks but took Ardella’s attacks head on which did nothing and grabbed Hablena by her face. “Gotcha!”
Hablena tried to wrestle herself out of Kal’s facegrip. “No… Agnis help…”
Nilah, it’s time to move up our schedule.
Nilah jumped in my hand and turned into a sword. I teleported in and cut off the arm of Kal and started [Boss Music].
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I think it’s time to move the boss fight a bit up in schedule. Hello, we haven’t met yet. I’m the final boss who might you be? I would also prefer it if you told me your specialty and how to defeat you.
Hablena was safe for now. Kal’s arm regenerated from dust. How they regenerate was often a clue to their powers. Fire gods regenerate with fire, Fruitfly gods regenerate with flies or maggots. This guy regenerates with dust. It’s not sand, right? Is his power dust?
I evaded a dust swipe. It grazed me but did nothing.
Hmm. Hey asshole! Why don’t you sit still so Hablena can suck you dry?
“Absolutely not!” He sent a dust wave at me and teleported to me.
Agnis what are you doing! Evade!
He grabbed me by my face. The attack hit me but did nothing. I plunged Nilah covered in foxfire in his chest.
Go for it Nilah!
His torso got blown into smithereens when Nilah used [Kryokym].
Hablena, has this guy ever killed anything that isn’t a god?
“He did, he singlehandedly wiped out the Kht’ur”
Translation?
“A race of annoying individuals that were quite smart and powerful.”
What did they have in common with gods?
Kal regenerated in dust. I tried to throw water in it to mess him up but it didn’t work.
“Not another word Hablena!” Kal ordered. Not sure why he thinks this will work as Hablena has a hard time listening to anything anyone says.
I swapped myself with Hablena and got face grabbed again.
You see, this is funny, this should hurt but it doesn’t.
I plunged Nilah into him again and she used [Kryokym] which caused Kal to fly backwards. “Agh. Pesky brats!”
We’re not brats! We’re 22 years old!
Does that matter?
Does it? Della, Hablena, how old are you two?
Kal reacted by scowling at me.
Never mind we got a bingo. Guys this guy can only damage something that’s above a certain age. That’s why he deals no damage to us. Hablena, sit this out, let the youngsters deal with him.
Elliana gave me a puzzled look. “Agnis, are you alright? You’re acting a bit… different.”
Hmm, it might look like that to you Elliana but I stopped using human values and morals. I’m doing things the 9t way. But first lets snack a bit.
Uhh what? We should help Ardella and Hablena!
He pointed at Kal who was chasing Ardella and Hablena.
“Uhh, we’re over here.”
There are two of you?
He is fighting some illusions. Come sit down and relax. My triple clones should be here in just a bit.
How much did you plan out.
Well, I renamed this dungeon the ‘Divine Coffin’ so no deities are planned to leave from here. I didn’t expect Della and Hablena to show up though.
“You really are something… Did you truly create this place to trap gods?” Della looked around.
“Those illusions look so real! Why didn’t you use them when fighting me?” Hablena asked while she also admired my illusions.
Good question. Dunno. But now I do. Let’s give his battle some spice so he doesn’t get bored.
The illusion of Hablena used her disgusting big worms and started to swarm the place with flies.
Wow that’s disgusting. Is that your ability?
“They are cute! There not disgusting!”
Yuck.
We had a nice meal. 9 triple clones arrived and started harassing Kal.
“What are these abominations?!” The clones couldn’t do much because Kal did 0 damage on them. They were not even a month old. This sucks.
We watched the fight that didn't go anywhere while eating and cleaned up afterward.
So, you two stand back, the four of us will beat him.
“Go kill him! Wait don’t kill him just beat him up and let me suck him dry!”
Lewd.
Greg smacked Raishin.
Nilah, let’s not mess around let’s use [Heat Exchange].
Nilah turned into her fox form and back to her sword form. I did not expect this to also work in her sword form. I closed in on Kal and pierced his chest and blasted it with hot and cold foxfire. Hot dust got ejected from his body which luckily did 0 damage to me. “Aaagh! What is this! So, excruciating!”
Go for it Greg!
With what? I don’t have any energy…
Elliana turned Kal into a porcupine. I’m not sure if those arrows did damage. Elliana imbued her arrows with blue lightning and wind magic and turned Kal into a beehive. He regenerated though.
Kal had a [Foxfire Frostburn] on him and he was visibly suffering from it.“Enough! No more games!” His power swelled.
“Get out of there! He is using divine energy!” Della said as she cast water barriers around us.
“I don’t want to use divine energy but so be it. Let’s first get rid of this obnoxious fox!” Kal rushed at me and punched me in the gut causing me to fly into a wall. Except what he just punched was my illusion.
Dude, what are you doing? I’m over here!
He attacked another illusion, then punched another illusion.
You’ve never been in a real fight before, have you?
I shattered some illusions and put [5x Confusion] on him.
“Aagh show your face you coward!”
I obliged and made an illusion showing my enlarged face which headbutted him and exploded into foxfire.
If you came here for a fair fight, give up. I made sure to stack everything in my favor. This place will be your coffin.
“Ha! You can’t kill me!”
You might be right. But she can.
I pointed at Hablena who had sneaked up on him and bit into his arm. It hasn’t been long but she already found out how to be sneaky. Her growth is actually scary. I hope it won’t bite us back later.
“Hablena you bitch! But this saves the effort of getting to you.” Hablena started to cough dust and then flies. “Bye annoying sister. I should have done this earlier.”
Hablana continued coughing and had a look on her face pleading for help. I briefly regretted my earlier thoughts and decided to act first and think later.
Greg catch! Raishin give him more energy!
I shot an enhanced [Fireball] at Greg and teleported to Hablena, got her out of range from Kal’s stomp and landed a bit further.
*Cough cough* “I’m sorry. I did not expect this to happen.” Hablena's mana was slowly crumbling away.
I’m sorry. I’ve adopted an act first mentality now. Please answer clearly. Will you die if you get sent to the god realm before this thing finishes you off?
“Oh. No, I will not.” I froze Hablena and she aided me in pulling all the divine energy out of her which I stored into a block of frost, trapping the divine energy. A weak pillar of flies shot up, broke through the frost and ceiling and disappeared. I stored the block holding divine energy in my dimensional pocket.
This is how it looks when you return to the god’s realm? Don't you Sarian gods do this all the time?
“Sarian gods aren’t limited in traveling back and forth.” Della said with a proud face.
How convenient…
I noticed an orange burst not too far from me. Greg had failed to finish Kal off and Raishin went into his Raijin mode. His first hit was a critical hit and Kal turned to dust. He regenerated but quite slow. I froze him with frost magic so he couldn’t complete it.
Raishin send him off!
[Teranova Blast!]
Raishin missed the large pile of dust on the floor… A pile of dust that regenerated into feet and legs.
Raishin… really? He’s right there and frozen. How did you miss?
I got excited sorry! Let me try again!
Raishin didn’t miss this time. Kal was yet again a pile of dust on the floor.
How pitiful I can’t say you didn’t deserve this.
Greg dropped his Abyss magic coated hammer on the pile of dust and sent the energy to the dimension.
“Is it over? Are all the gods dead?” Elliana asked as she lowered her bow.
I shook my head and looked at Della. “Huh what? Why!?”
I’m just kidding. Thanks for helping although. Did you even do anything?
Classic Sarian gods.
She helped me survive the water hell. Agnis what in Hourai’s name have created!?
Uhh, that’s not important but aren’t you guys forgetting something?
Forgetting what?
The [Boss Music] got more intense and I sent a blast of hot and cold foxfire at the group.
You still have to fight the last boss.
Really? You can’t be serious!
Oh, I am! I even have a phase 2, phase 3 and a phase 4! Get ready!
The tempo of the [Bossmusic] increased and I took the initiative and attacked these foolish warriors that had invaded my dungeon.
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