A narrator is shown, next to chocolate...
Narrator: Hey readers, I hope you all had a nice valentines in febuary, it was enjoyable, I'm telling ya, now for some reason I'm here, frying chocolate like I'm going to India....but that’s not the reason... and it’s a special….since it’s all a D-R- you will finish….
Sits straight...
Narrator: Today, I’m gonna tell you a very interesting and funny valentines’ tale, a tale about love, a tale about single, a tale about fake romance...a tale about seeing which girl is happy for the other. That doesn’t make Coin Rush's episode different, that's how it is, and I hope you enjoy...
It then shows the sky of Cointropolis, and birds flying...
Narrator: Valentine’s day.....a day of love, a day of romance, a day about hanging out and finding the right person, a tale about doing wicked stuff in bed....*laughs* But anyway, that's not the true story here....the true story here all begins at Hotel Pizza, February 14....
AT HOTEL PIZZA..
Cheesy and the whole gang are lying on the couch, with pink hearts and chocolates...
Cheesy:
"Valentine’s Day, it’s time for love,
But also time for cash above!
I’d buy some flowers, but let’s be real,
A gold coin heart has more appeal!"
(Cheeseburger takes the mic, deep in thought, then turns dramatic.)
Cheeseburger:
Love should be strong, deep, and true…
But girls, I don't have any of them, and I want them right now!
I’d give them chocolates, wrapped up tight…
Or… a contract, to say I’m right!
(Corn Flakes Boy jumps in, completely missing the point.)
Corn Flakes Boy:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Corn Flakes are crunchy, and milk is too!
…Wait, that’s not right…
"Anyway, I just want a date…
With a bowl… before it's too late!
(Fireslayer stumbles forward, drunk and off-key.)
Fireslayer:
"Loooove… is a feeling so grand…
Like a bottle in my haaaand…
To my one true love, my ride-or-die…
Oh wait, I finished it… goodbye!"
(Tiffany, rolling her eyes, takes over with a smooth, jazzy vibe.)
Tiffany:
"I don’t need roses, I don’t need gold,
Just someone who isn’t ice-cold…
I don't know which one to earn, but it's sooo challenging
So now I’m swiping left tonight!"
(Rita excitedly jumps in, cheerful and innocent.)
Rita:
"Valentine’s Day is fun and sweet!
Candy, love, and hearts that beat!
I hope my sister finds her way…
And that Corn Flakes Boy stops eating hay!"
(Creamsweet joins in, warm and heartfelt.)
Creamsweet:
"Baking a cake, frosting so nice,
Sweet like love, a perfect slice!
No tricks, no clones, no great disguise…
Just a pie that says ‘I apologize’!"
(Quack-O-Evil cackles, suddenly making it sinister.)
Quack-O-Evil:
"Valentine’s Day, what a joke…
Why love when you can provoke?
Instead of kisses, instead of hearts…
I’d rather tear the world apart!"
(Professor Kick My Golick Balls appears, interrupting.)
Professor Kick My Golick Balls:
"Scientifically, love is absurd!
A chemical reaction, haven’t you heard?
So instead of gifts, or romance fake…
Here’s a formula… to make your heart break!"
(The Roaches chime in, weird and creepy.)
Roaches:
"Scuttling, scuttling, love is a game…
We live in the walls, we know your name!
Forget romance, forget delight…
We’ll steal your chocolates in the night!"
(Adam Diagonal crashes in with a dramatic villain monologue.)
Adam Diagonal:
"Love is for fools, I need no date…
My only desire… is DOMINATE!"
(Everyone jumps back in for a chaotic, overlapping finale.)
All Together:
"Valentine’s Day, it’s sweet and wild…
Some find love, some stay beguiled!
From romance, food, or evil schemes…
We hope you find your sweetest dreams!"
Song ends
Narrator: And after the gang sang their song, they start doing their stuff...quirky you say…….
AT THE COMMON ROOM….
Creamsweet is sitting down, watching plates…
Cheesy comes
Cheesy: Hey, Creamsicle! How’s the valentines going?
Creamsweet: Oh, Cheesy, it’s going great! I’m seeing a man at dinner, and he is so handsome!
Cheesy: Wow, that’s nice, at least you have a soulmate…unlike me who just runs in the yard, wearing dirty socks…
Cutaway
Cheesy is running, flies are following him…
Cheesy: Oh god, this is great, keep on, keep on!
Pigs run and bite his butt
Cheesy: Ow! You wanted to chew my ass?!
Cutaway ends
Creamsweet: Sorry, Cheesy, but valentines is about love, and your not alone….
Cheesy: Oh, great, creamsweet, always trying to cheer me up! I’m sure you even have a PHD in being kind, hah! Creamsweet, PHD, Kind, Loving, trying to cheer people up, even though she is depressed….
Creamsweet: Oh, and what about yours? Birds peck your nipples?!
Cheesy: Hell no! And I need your help!
Creamsweet: Oh great, the guy who has a PHD in lying, now wants help…
Cheesy: I want to date the popular girl in my school Marla! But I don’t know how! And I need you to act as my girlfriend to make her jealous!
Creamsweet: Lemme think…………………….No….
Cheesy: Come on!
Creamsweet: I have a date! Find someone else!
Cheesy: And plus, I’ll pay you!
Creamsweet: *eyes turn intrigued* Really?!
Cheesy: Not guilty as charged!
With Fireslayer
Fireslayer is driving with his girlfriend…
Fireslayer: Oh, yeah! We are cruising!
Girlfriend: Yeah babe!
Fireslayer: I hope your enjoying this valentines sweetheart, I have 120 beers prepared for you!
Girlfriend: Aww, Fireslayer…and it would have been better if you put it in your anus…..
Fireslayer: Aww, wanna get naughty here, huh?
They get close
Girlfriend: *removes clothes* Yes…..right here….i want to feel your body….
Fireslayer: *removes underwear* Oh-ho-ho, you’re a beautiful squirrel with a cube!
Girlfriend: Wait…..what did you call me?
Fireslayer: A SQ-
Girlfriend: *puts a finger on his mouth* I LOVE IT….
With Corn Flakes Boy, at Hotel Pizza
He gets flowers, and he is dressed in a fancy suit…….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oh, my favourite sweety! It is Corn Flakes!
It shows a corn flakes bowl with rotten milk
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Any plans for tonight sweetheart?
*SILENCE*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I forgot the flowers, coming babe!
He goes…
And the corn flakes becomes ALIVE….
Bowl: I am………….AVENGEEEED!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy comes back with flowers
And he sees….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: OH MY GOD, IT’S ALIVE?!
With Tiffany…
Tiffany is getting her makeup ready, and preparing her hair…
Tiffany: This is going to be the best valentines day, yet! I’m gonna find a boy in high-school!
She looks in the mirror…..
Tiffany: I look beautiful so far…….*chuckles* I can’t wait when the-
She sees in the mirror she is a boy
Tiffany: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She gets a gun and shoots the mirror….
Tiffany: What the-………What the-………..What is that?..........
She looks everywhere….
Tiffany: Huh…I’m normal…….
She goes out, and gets electrocuted…
She is then a BOY…………
With Cheeseburger……
Cheeseburger is eating lots of food, and becoming obese….and drinks a lot of whiskey…
Cheeseburger: *eyes red and bloodshot* If I can’t have a special valentine……*pants* I will make the food my valentine!
He keeps eating all the food, and puts a mouthful, while a guest comes….
Guest: Hey uh, sir, can I have a pizza?
Cheeseburger:….*with food in the mouth* First…….be my valentine………
Guest: Ummm, I just want a pizza….
Cheeseburger: Of course you can’t! Who can date a boy who keeps eating, and loves his brother?!
He then gets more whiskey and drinks it, and gets a huge cake, and KFC, and Burger King, and lots of Mcdonalds…
Cheeseburger: Oh, yes! That’s my valentine!
With Rita….
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She is at the park, with a boy…..on the bench….
Boy: You know what Rita, I never knew I would love you so much, I’ve been cheating so lately, I forgot…
Rita: Wait a minute? Your cheating?!
Boy: Yes….i am….i like flirting…so can you still be my girlfriend?
Rita: I can’t! And I can never love a cheating snake!
Boy: C’mon Rita, I’ll prove it to you!
Rita: You wanna know how to prove it? Bring your girlfriends, and we will see which one you like, Pronto!
Boy: Yes, sweetheart….
Rita: *blushes* Don’t call me that B-B-Baka!
It then shows Professor Kick My Golick Balls in the pond…
Professor Kick My Golick Balls:…..Since love is a chemical reaction….i think it will be romantic, if I make these two ducks, fall in love
The ducks fight in water….
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: *deep breath* With this love chemical, it will work! Contains dopamine and oxytocin!
He then pours the chemical in the pond…..
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: I hope this works….
The ducks then stop fighting….
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: *gasps* It’s working!
Then the ducks turn to him, and start pulling his clothes, and biting him…
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: Ow! Ow! I thought it was a love potion!
He starts running across the streets, with the flock of ducks following him…..
It then shows Adam Diagonal on the wall…talking to Mrs. Banana
Adam Diagonal: So, you have dinner reservations? And no one?!
Mrs. Banana: *filing nails* Yes…..
Adam Diagonal: I can come!
Mrs. Banana: What?!
With the roaches at the military
Sergeant Roach: Now the Russia and Ukraine invasion war has been happening for 3 years now…..and they fought in 2014, but no one knows I guesss….so what should we do to offer Ukraine something beautiful?
Roach#1: Chocklates!
From far
Russian Lady: я шпионил за тобой
With Tame-do the Lame-do
Tame-do the lame do is waiting in a lady’s bathroom
Tame-do the Lame-do: Oh, I can’t wait to push those doors open and see ladies! That’s what I want to do for valentines….
He opens, and a Lady screams
Tame-do the Lame-do: AH! I NEVER SAW!
‘’And that’s why you must not check in women’s bathrooms!’’
Narrator: Wow, that was what the gang was doing…now…next is the drama…wanna hear something nice?.. I CHECKED ON A WOMAN’S BATHROOM ONCE! Anyway forget about that, scroll to the next chapter, and if you are on the wattpad android app, here’s a commercial before it begins…..
At High school
Cheesy and Creamsweet are walking in the hallway, fake holding hands……
Creamsweet: Cheesy, are you sure this is a good idea?
Cheesy: Of course, Marla must be jealous!
Creamsweet: Just confess your feelings, don’t act like a baby!
Cheesy: I’m not a ‘’baby’’!
He starts sucking his thumb……
Cheesy: I often do that when I’m nervous……..I’m not a ‘’baby!’’
Everyone is looking at them, surprised why they are dating…..
Creamsweet: Che-
Cheesy: Forget about them…..
They go to Marla…
Marla: Oh, hey Cheesy, how are you?
Cheesy: I’m very, very, fine, and in love!
Marla: With who?
Cheesy: My girlfriend Creamsweet over here!
Marla: Oh…..okay….
Creamsweet: I’m not your-
Cheesy: *puts his thumb on her mouth* Yes….Yes….very nice….she is sweet and nice…..
Marla: Wow….your so lucky to have a valentine..
Creamsweet: *removes the thumb* I thought you popular girls are supposed to be mean and stubborn, and reckless…
Marla: *laughs* Oh, no, for the sake of peer pressure? But yeah, many people ask this question….
Cheesy: *whispering to creamsweet* Act um, in love!
Creamsweet: No.
Cheesy forcefully wraps his arms around her….
Creamsweet is chocked…
Cheesy: Move out the way Marla, we are making love!
Marla: Aww….
Creamsweet is squeezed, and trying to get out…..
Marla: What a sweet relationship…
Cheesy: Yes…..Yes….Very
Marla goes, and Creamsweet faints on the floor…
Cheesy: *gets a stick and touches her with it* I’m not doing that gay CPR thing…..
With Fireslayer….
Fireslayer and his girlfriend are continuing their sex in the car…..
Fireslayer: Ah, yes, MORE….MORE~
Girlfriend: AH SQUEEZE ME!
The Girlfriend forcefully kisses him, and squeezes his…..part…
Fireslayer: Woah, babe, what are you doing?
Girlfriend: Love…
Fireslayer: It’s hurting! I’m not a slave!
Girlfriend: Sorry…I got over-the-top there……
Fireslayer: Yeah, you did! Now get out babe!
Girlfriend; But FI-
Fireslayer: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR!
She sadly comes out….
Girlfriend: Sorry FI-
Fireslayer drives the car fast….
He then arrives next to bar……and gets beer, and starts peeing on the floor….
Fireslayer: I want more shots…..
With Mr. Corn Flakes Boy…
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Your tricking me right?! Your alive!
Corn Flakes: Of course, let’s spend the valentines together!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Bu-Bu-Bu-, my valentines resolution was to eat you!
Corn Flakes: First of all, do you have an idea what valentines is?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oh, yes! It’s when you fail to touch the Kellogg’s chicken’s ass!
*SILENCE*
*MORE SILENCE*
Corn Flakes : Are you okay?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: No.
Corn Flakes: Why?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Your alive…..
*SILENCE*
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy then runs fast to get a broom, and swings it to the corn flakes….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: With Great valentine-ruining comes great-eating!
At the Hospital with Tiffany….
Tiffany: Doctor, what do I do?! I’m a boy!
Doctor: I don’t know…your voice is different than the way it sounded….
Tiffany: Oh please, change this thing!
Doctor: I can’t….you have to embrace it….
Tiffany: So this is Turning Red now?
Doctor: I watched that movie…….it’s about a Chinese girl turning into a red panda, and has friends….and yes, same 4 town song as well…
Tiffany: Yeah….it’s a great one….
Doctor: Not for me….it’s about puberty….
Tiffany: I hate puberty..it’s just falling in love with boys and pimples and peer pressure!
Doctor: You watched Encanto?
Tiffany: Yeah, about Mirabel and the song for Bruno right?
Doctor: Yeah….and you have watched Mufasa?
Tiffany: Are talking about Disney movies or about my boy gender problem?!
Doctor: I went to IMAX last week, 3D glasses watching Mufasa…..and jeez it’s on Numetro….
Tiffany: I pirate movies from the pirate bay…..
Doctor: Seriously what the hell is that?
Tiffany: Also Family Guy
Doctor: The hell’s Family Guy?!
Tiffany: You’re a Disney fan….
With Cheeseburger….
The house is full of food and beer and drinks…
Cheeseburger is now obese….
Cheeseburger: Tha-Tha-That’s valentines day……..
Tiffany, now as a boy comes…
Tiffany: Cheeseburger?! Why are you eating so much?!
Cheeseburger: *gets a huge cake* No one’s loving me, my wife Jess is in Canada, y ex-wife has cancer, my other other ex wife has got TB…..and my great…great….great….great…..great….great….great…..great….great…….great….great…great…great *gets a huge bottle of wine in his mouth, and a burger and stuffs it* Great….Great….Girlfriend…
Tiffany: Well…your not alone…I was supposed to have valentines but now I’m a boy!
Cheeseburger: Is dead. Wait…..your not Tiffany! Who are you?!
Tiffany: I am Tiffany, but I woke up as a boy who tells dad jokes in a pizza restaurant!
Cheeseburger runs outside, with his obese stomach….
Cheeseburger: EVERYONE! GET HIM!
Everyone gets pitchforks and knives, and follow Tiffany around town….
Guy: *with a knife from far* Where’d Tiffany GO?!
Everyone: HE KILLED HER!
Tiffany: No you- *an arrow is on her arm* OW!
She runs into a bar, but the people follow her, everyone is now following her, until she hides behind a tree….
Tiffany: *panting heavily* Oh….god……how am I going to live?
[Verse 1]
Woke up this morning, something felt wrong,
Checked the mirror—oh god, I’m gone.
No makeup, no curls, no Tiffany charm,
Just a dude with a five o’clock alarm.
I stepped outside, took a deep breath,
The townspeople screamed, thought I was a threat.
“Who’s this guy? Where’d Tiffany go?”
Man, I don’t know, but now I got… dad jokes.
[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Cargo shorts and New Balance on my feet.
I don’t know how, I don’t know why,
But suddenly, I wanna grill outside.
Dad energy,
Making bad puns instinctively,
I don’t have kids, I don’t have a wife,
But somehow, I feel like I paid taxes twice.
[Verse 2]
Tried to explain, but they wouldn’t believe,
Now I’m running through town like a Home Depot spree.
Chased by a mob with pitchforks and flames,
Guess looking different just ain’t the same.
I ducked into a bar, tried to order a drink,
Bartender said, “Sir, aren’t you Tiffany?”
I said, “Not anymore, man, things have changed,
Now I just wanna complain about gas exchange.”
[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Fixing things that don’t need fixing, see?
I used to vibe, I used to dance,
Now I just stand up weird and adjust my pants.
[Bridge]
Maybe I should lean into the role,
Buy a minivan and mow the lawn slow.
Start telling stories that go nowhere fast,
Like “Back in my day, we didn’t have apps!”
[Chorus]
I got dad energy,
Grilling steaks like it’s a prophecy,
Button-up shirt tucked into jeans,
And I yell at the TV screen.
[Outro]
So here I am, a dad with no kids,
Stuck in a life that I never did pick.
Maybe tomorrow I’ll wake up right,
Or maybe I’ll just go compare gas prices tonight.
Tiffany is lying on the bed…as a boy…
Tiffany: *sniff* Goodnight…
With Rita….
At the park…
The Boyfriend brings her ex…
Rita: There you are! What took you so long?!
Boyfriend: I brought my ex…and all these other ladies…
It shows lots of ladies, waiting…
Rita: Oh, god! How are we gonna figure them out?
Boyfriend: I *sigh* Don’t know…..i just have to choose….
Ex: Well, honey, who would you choose?
Boyfriend: I don’t know….it’s a tough decision…I can’t waste the time I did on the ladies……
Rita: True…………but what do we do? I love you…so much….
Boyfriend: Me too…but my heart also has a special place…on my ex….
Ex: Aww! Babe!
They both kiss. Leaving Rita jealous and hurt…
Rita: I love him! I thought we were supposed to be together!
Boyfriend: Well….it’s a hard love triangle we’re having….
Rita: *shouts* YOU KISSED!
Boyfriend: *shouts* YES! I DID, I LOVE HER TOO!
Rita: *shouts* I KNOW, BUT YOU SHOULN’T HAVE RUBBED IT IN MY FACE!
Boyfriend: *shouts* I DON’T LOVE YOU RITA!
Rita is shocked…
Rita: Y-y-Y-You don’t ?
Boy-friend : i *sigh* Look…I’m sorry for ruining your feelings and making this valentines suck…I know…and yes….my heart belongs to someone else…
Ex: Aww…babe
Boy-friend: Have a good life, Rita…it’s my choice…
He and the ex go, holding hands…
The Rain begins, and Rita throws flowers on the ground…
Rita: Well fine! I don’t need him anyway! I don’t care for valentines anyway!
She storms angrily away…..
Professor Kick My Golick Balls is running around the park with the ducks around him…
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: Ah! Stop! Stop! Stop! I’m never doing love potions ever again!
The ducks peck his anus….
Professor Kick My Golick Balls: Ah! My balls! Put F in the chat for my banana!
With Adam Diagonal…..
He is at a luxurious house, with a Mrs. Banana…at dinner….
Adam Diagonal: Say, thanks for inviting me for dinner!
Mrs. Banana: No worries, I had no one to go with, so you are the perfect match!
Adam Diagonal: Aww…shucks i- wait what?
Mrs. Banana: *leans closer* Yes…it’s true….i think I’m falling in love with you….
Adam Diagonal: Really? Me too….i love your beauty and your juicy as a banana…
Mrs. Banana: I am a banana….
Adam Diagonal: Aww…it’s cute when your refusing….
Mrs. Banana: Well Adam, you really know how to make a woman feel loved…let’s have a romantic dance together…
Africa – by Toto Plays…
Mrs. Banana and Adam Diagonal come close, and they start dancing, but Adam dances madly…..
He runs around with her, and backflips with her, and runs to the toilet to get a banana, and rushes out with her, dancing poorly….
And he forces a hug….
*POKE!*
Mrs. Banana: Ah! I feel like something has pocked me!
Adam Diagonal: Don’t worry..it’s my brown banana next to my sperm……
Mrs. Banana: I can’t live with a perveted poorly-dancing moron who has an erection every single time!
Adam Diagonal: Well I can’t live with a woman who smells like they came from the sewage when they were born!
*SILENCE*
Mrs. Banana: Screw you Adam!
Adam Diagonal: Bye Bye Sewage-stinking banana-ripping, pineapple-pizza eating lady, who looks like someone when they were not born, and took a clinic of marasmus, watching every Saturday Night Live episode when the Super Bowl Comes to town, smelling like a grade 2’s yogurt stuck in the bag for 8 years, watching dumb trailers of fake Avatar 3 on fandago, and demanding a ticket, Go take break and punch yourself!
With Tame-do the Lame-do
In the women’s bathroom, he is walking…
Tame-do the Lame-do: Where is that beauty queen?
He opens one toilet…and a lady screams…..
Tame-do-the Lame-do: Just wanted to say, I love your balls!
‘’And that’s why you must not check in women’s bathrooms!’’
‘’Unless if you have seen one once, then start cleaning your eyes with bleach, and don’t come write a controversial later to me…’’
Tame-do The Lame do: It’s Tame-do the Lame-do!
‘’Who asked?!’’
Tame-do-the Lame-do: Wait, who is telling me this?
It shows Cheesy with a phone at the reasturant…..
Creamsweet: Cheesy, stop it! This fake-dating thing isn’t working, if you want Marla confess!
Cheesy: No, can do, and besides, she’s noticing us!
Creamsweet: No, she is not…she is looking at his boyfriend……
Cheesy: Well, we can’t just sit here, we have to do, something for attention!
Creasweet:……………………….No.
Cheesy: Your doing it!
Creamsweet: How, by shooting the guy with a thin neck?
It shows him…
Waiter: I’m a hooman….
Cheesy: You know what, I’m gonna do?
Creamsweet: What? Choke me like yesterday’s broken keyboards out of the tree….
A broken keyboard falls down……
Cheesy types, playing Roblox….and shuts it down….
Cheesy: I hate Roblox…….
Creamsweet: It’s for kids, who don’t know how to draw…..
Cheesy then gets a rock and puts it in Creamsweet’s mouth……
Creamsweet starts chocking
Creamsweet: *chocking* AH-JA!
Everyone is watching them…Cheesy just watches…….
Creamsweet is on the floor, chocking violently……..
Marla from far sees……
Marla: Isnt that romantic?
Boyfriend: You don’t know what romance means do you?
Creamsweet continues chocking, and failing to breathe….Cheesy is just eating his meal cutting the meat nicely…..
She then faints on the floor…..
Cheesy: *looks* I’m still not doing that gay C.P.R thing….
Everyone: DO IT!
Cheesy: I’m not gay!
Marla: *from far* Cheesy, you’re the bravest man ever, save her life!
Cheesy continues staring at her, lovestruck…..
Cheesy: *sighs* Look…Marla…I’m not dating with Creamsweet…It was a lie, I just wanted your attention..and make you jealous…I’m sorry, I’m such a coward to express my feelings, and here I am…giving my friend…toture….
Marla: *gasps* Cheesy, how could you?
Cheesy: I’m an idiot Marla, a huge one, I don’t deserve you……
Someone: *from far* DO C.P.R!
Cheesy: It’s gay! But…alright…
He then opens creamsweet’s mouth, and Cheesy is about to blow air, but instead he turns around and blows air in the buttocks….
He keeps blowing on the butt…face red….
Cheesy: Come on Creamsweet, stay with me! *blows* It smells terrible in there…..
Everyone just stares shocked…and they go out, Marla even goes and her boyfriend….
Her Boyfriend walks to Cheesy…
Boyfriend: Dude, do you know what C.P.R is?!
Cheesy: *keeps blowing* I do! Jeez Creamsweet’s mouth smells like crap…
Boyfriend: Your blowing her ASS!
Cheesy: What?
He looks, and realizes…
Cheesy: Oh…..god….i feel sick…..
He rushes to the bathroom, while Marla’s boyfriend does correct C.P.R…..
Creamsweet wakes up….
Creamsweet: That Cheesy!
Boyfriend: I saved you ma’m…and just know Cheesy was breathing in your ass…
Creamsweet: Yeah i-WHAT?!
With The Roaches……
Sergeant Roach: Come on comrades! We have to try to supply Russia and Ukraine a peace offering!
Roach: How? We sended them pink grenades and they just misused them!
Cutaway
Russian Roach: Everybody on 3…..2……1…..go!
He throws the grenade, but it explodes their bodies instead…leaving their skeletons and blood shown…….
Cutaway ends…..
Roach#2: We have failed miserably…
In the air…Russian forces appear……
Sergant Roach: We’re doomed…..
? Russia and Ukraine! They have been enemies since 2014! ?
Narrator: The Valentines day went wrong….yes…everything failed miserably….It’s gonna be the worst valentines for them…..Anyway do you like the story? If you do vote it….now here’s an advertisement on Wattpad, if you users use the Android App………Oh, and stick up more Coin Rush coming…..
At High-school….
Cheesy comes in high school….sad…..and embarrassed….
Everyone talks about him….
Anthony: Hey Cheesy buddy! How are you?
Cheesy: I’m feeling terrible, I wanted the popular girl Marla’s attention, but that ended up with me being a jerkass….
Anthony: Hey, bud, don’t worry….everyone has been a jerk before when they are with their crushes….
Cheesy: What should I do? Now I’m getting doxed on Twitter, everyone is bullying me, and MrBeast has commented me on youtube!
Anthony: Listen Cheesy, just apologize, before things get worse!
Cheesy: How?! Everyone won’t buy it, because I’m a coward, everyone hates me…
Anthony: *sigh* Cheesy, listen…..what you did at dinner was utterly unacceptable… and I know you did something bad to Creamsweet, and was shy of getting Marla’s attention…but make things right…Sorry won’t fix anything.. but a heartfelt apology will fix one word….and you must prove it…
Cheesy then smiles…
Cheesy: Thanks…bud….your everything a best friend could ask for….
He walks to Marla, but then bullies come and punch him and hit him…..
Bully#1: How does that feel, jerk?!
All the bullies fight Cheesy…
Cheesy: I deserve…..that….
*PUNCH*
Cheesy: Ow!
That’s when Marla runs and kicks all of them, and punches them, and flings them out….
Marla: Stay away from him, he did nothing wrong!
Cheesy gets up…
Cheesy: I did lots of things wrong! And I’m sorry for being a coward who fails to confess and open up to you, for being a stupid-fake boyfriend to Creamswet, for everything, this is the worst valentines ever….and it’s because of me….
Marla: Cheesy….it is the best……..
Cheesy: How?
Marla: Because…I’m with you…….
Cheesy: *gets surprised* Really?!
Marla: I’ve always wanted to hang out with you….and I want now! What do you say we go have a sweet valentines day?
Cheesy: *smiles* Count me in!
They then kiss….
With Fireslayer……
Fireslayer is in the streets….drinking lots of alcohol and smoking..and peeing each time….
Fireslayer: *holds a cup* Spare….ch-change?
Fireslayer’s girlfriend runs and gives him……
Girlfriend: I will be your spare change!
Fireslayer: What? Honey?
Girlfriend: I’m sorry for forcing you into those acts, I was over-the-top…I hate it…but I love you, and I can’t spend valentines without you!
Fireslayer: Me too babe! And I have something to show you!
Girlfriend: Really?
Fireslayer then grabs her and electrocutes her……
Fireslayer: *drinking beer* Karma sucks!
With Corn Flakes Boy…..
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Alright bowl….if you really want me…..then you have to fight!
Bowl: No, I love you!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: But I want to eat you!
Bowl: Oh, yeah? Let’s fight!
THE FIGHT OF BROOMS STARTS…..
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy is left hanging outside the window…
The Bowl comes with the broom…..
Bowl: Well….Well…Well…guess you failed ey?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: What am I doing? Am I flying like Steve in Minecraft?
Bowl: No, you idiot! Your dying!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: What does dying mean?
Bowl: Are you really such a dumbass?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: What?
Bowl: Nevermind, your dying!
He lifts the broom….
Bowl: Long….Live…the Cereal!
He then swings it, and Mr. Corn Flakes Boy is falling on the ground….
Bowl: Mission Accomplished…..
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy is falling and he lands…..
*DOOM!*
On A Taxi car behind….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: What? Did I enable flight mode from Minecraft?
Tiffany comes out and finds corn flakes boy…
Tiffany: What?! Corn Flakes Boy, what are you doing up there?
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: I am….SuperMan!
He then falls on the ground, a diamond ring jumps to Tiffany’s fingers….
Tiffany: Wait….what is this?
She is then back to a girl……
Tiffany: Oh, god….i’m back to normal! No more Dad energy!
Mr Corn Flakes Boy gets up, dirty and bruised….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Oh…your normal…I thought you were my dad….and that ring was for my corn-flakes…I eat rings….
Tiffany: Corn Flakes? That’s your valentines?!
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Was…because my bowl rejected me, and I’m here……I just wanted to eat Cereal….but it’s all ruined……
….
Tiffany: Aww…..Corn Flakes Boy…..i will get you some cereal….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: Really?!
Tiffany: Yeah! Let’s go shopping!
They get in the car and drive away…….
The Bowl watches from far…sad….
Bowl: *sigh* I should just kill myself….
With Cheeseburger……
Cheeseburger is now fully obese, and is fat, covering the whole room….
Cheeseburger: I had the best valentines ever! B-B-B-But I’m too f-f-full….
He starts sweating……
Cheeseburger: I guess Science is right….food in the epidermis is really strong……..ugh……
He tries to move, but fails…….
Cheeseburger: Oh….I-I-I sh-shouldn’t have eaten that much……
The tummy is growling….
Cheeseburger: I don’t feel good…..
Fireslayer comes in, drunk, and eyes red…..
Fireslayer: Hey Bu- jeeez………it stinks in here….and why are you fat?
Cheeseburger: O-O-O-o-o-Order me Dominos.....
Fireslayer: Jeez, your too fat, and obese! We-we-we gotta take you to-to-to the hospital………
Cheeseburger: Why-Why?
Fireslayer: To Extract your fat…….
Cheeseburger: Can-Can we have 400 KFC before we leave?
With Rita……..
Rita is alone on the bench, holding a flower….
Rita: *sigh* No one loves me……..I can’t…… take this anymore…
She is about to throw the flower in the rubbish bin, but stops….
Boyfriend: Rita, wait!
Rita:…Ugh what?
Boyfriend: My Girlfriend cheated on me! AND I want to go on a date with me…..please I’m sorry for not choosing you, but you’re the one my heart belongs to, you’re the one who makes me smile and laugh, you’re the one! And as the sun sets down……Let’s Love!
Rita: Really?
Boyfriend: Yes….Rita….i *sigh* mean it…..
Rita:….Okay……I just wanted to say…I did miss you…..and I loved you……
Boyfriend: I know you did, Rita, I know you did…….
They kiss, as the sun sets down……..
[Verse 1]
We started out with hearts in the sky,
Pretending love, no reason why,
Cheesy’s in the spotlight, all for show,
But sometimes things just don’t go the way you know.
[Chorus]
Oh, we gave our hearts, didn’t see it coming,
A world turned upside down, and we’re still running,
From cereal alive to hearts that break,
In this twisted love, what a crazy day to take.
[Verse 2]
Tiffany turned a boy, who’d ever guess?
Corn Flakes Boy tried to give us a mess,
Fireslayer’s love, reckless and wild,
And Rita’s heart was torn, like a confused child.
[Chorus]
Oh, we gave our hearts, didn’t see it coming,
A world turned upside down, and we’re still running,
From cereal alive to hearts that break,
In this twisted love, what a crazy day to take.
[Bridge]
And through the chaos, we found something true,
Through all the strange and the unexpected too,
Maybe it’s not perfect, but it’s ours to keep,
A love so wild, it makes us lose sleep.
[Chorus]
Oh, we gave our hearts, didn’t see it coming,
A world turned upside down, and we’re still running,
From cereal alive to hearts that break,
In this twisted love, what a crazy day to take.
[Outro]
So here’s to the chaos, the laughter, the tears,
To the ones who love and the ones who fear,
In this wild world, where nothing’s quite right,
We’ll keep loving each other, through day and night.
Cheesy screams at 12 am……
Cheesy: Ah! I forgot to take Creamsweet to the hospital!
Creamsweet: And Season 2 is coming.
Cheesy: Screw the 4th wall breaks!
SEASON 2 COMES THIS MAY ON ROYAL ROAD AND TAPAS!
