OPENING SKETCH: GOODBYE, AMERICA.
It shows the whole crowd singing the anthem ‘’God Bless America’’, Suddenly Cheesy drops from the sky on the flag.
Everyone gasps.
Cheesy: Goodbye America!
..
Crowd Member: You mean ‘’god bless america’’?
Cheesy: No, No, No. Goodbye America! And hello….COIN RUSH TUESDAY SKETCHES!
It shows the poster Coin Rush Tuesday Sketches!
Welcome everyone to more wilder sketches, deleted from season 2. Let’s go! Or should I say Let’s-a-go?
CREAMSWEET’S COOKING SHOW
Creamsweet: Hello Everyone, and welcome to my cooking show! I have cream, milk, eggs and-
Creamsweet feels something.
Creamsweet (confused): What?
She then pulls out gasoline.
Creamsweet: What’s gasoline doing here?
…
It then cuts to Creamsweet drinking the whole bottle and messed up and eyeless.
Creamsweet: *voice losing* Try This!
AW…
It shows Tiffany with big eyes adored by the sight of something unkown.
Tiffany: AW…
…
Tiffany: I’m depressed.
BREWEY MAN.
Guy: *drunk* You know, we fit to be in this state.
Fireslayer: *drunk* Y-Y-Yeah. I used to work at a brewey.
The guy unzips his hoodie.
Brewey Man: I’m the brewey man!
…
SUPER POTATO.
Cheesy: *watching tv* Hey, there is a new superhero on TV!
Super Potato flies and steals the TV.
Cheesy is just dumbfounded and shocked.
Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.
…
Cheeseburger (from the kitchen): Who?
CHATGPT’S ESSAY.
Cheesy: Hey, ChatGPT.
ChatGPT: Yes?
Cheesy: I’m bored. Make me an essay.
ChatGPT: Alright….
ChatGPT loads and gives out one.
ChatGPT: Creativity is essential to human progress. It helps us solve problems, innovate, and express emotions in unique ways. Whether through art, technology, or science, creativity pushes boundaries and allows us to see the world from new perspectives. It fosters personal growth and connection, turning individual ideas into shared experiences. In education, creativity prepares us for a future full of complex challenges. Ultimately, creativity is the driving force behind progress, making the world more interesting and interconnected.
Cheesy is left shocked.
Cheesy: W-W-W-Who created you?
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
Judge: How do you plead?
It pans to a defendant’s chair where the human liver sits. Pulsing blood.
Judge: What?
SIR PRISE
Cheesy: Hey, Cheeseburger. I’ve got a surprise for you!
Cheeseburger: Ooh, what could it be?
It shows Sir Prise teaching math.
Sir Prise: Circumference equals pi x radius or pi x…
Cheeseburger: I-I thought it was a surprise?
Cheesy: Sir Prise is there!
I BOUGHT A NEW CLOCK.
Cheesy: Hey guys, I bought a new clock!
*PUNCH*
Mr. Tick-a-clock punches him.
Mr. Tick-a-clock: That’s my son!
30 BEERS (OR STOMPS)
Fireslayer: You should’ve bought 30 beers!
Creamsweet: So what, I’m your maid now?!
Fireslayer: No I’m just sayi-
WHAM!
Mario stomps him like whack-a-mole
..
Creamsweet:…30 it is…
She smiles evilly.
Creamsweet: Stomps…
I WANNA DIE!
Rita plummets toward the ground, flailing dramatically.
Rita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
Tiffany: *from a distance* I’m coming to save you sis!
Rita freezes mid-fall.
Rita: *deadpan* Nah, I’d rather die.
She resumes falling, arms spread.
Rita: AAAAAAAAAAH-!
*THUMP*
She lands in a pile of pillows
Rita: *muffled fury* I said I wanna DIE!
MIDDLE SCHOOL GIR.
Beatrice: So, you quit Instagram?
Jennifer: Beatrice, my parents banned me from using it.
Beatrice: How come they ban apps like these, but they don’t ban crushes?!
It shows a young cheesy looking at them, lovestruck.
Beatrice: *sigh* There is one now.
Jennifer: I HATE SCHOOL!
AMERICAN IDOL
Announcer: Welcome to the latest episode of American Idol! Presenting our first guest!
The lights flash and it shows….
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy, with his stupid eyes.
Mr. Corn Flakes Boy: It’s a music show? I heard American Cereal. I swear I heard American Cereal.
INDIAN BABY.
Cheesy: So I’m forced to babysit you. What’s your name?
The Indian baby breathes spicy fire at Cheesy, turning him to an Indian chicken.
PEEP PEEP!
Clown: Everyone, look at my trick!
He makes the sound ‘’peep peep!’’
Clown: Ta-da!
Everyone Is confused and dumbfounded.
Clown: *sigh* I’m a penis.
I LOVE YOU (OR I STOMP YOU)
Tiffany is relaxing on a bench with her best friend - James
Tiffany: *blushing* Hey bud. I have a confession to make.
James: Okay. Say anything Tiff.
Tiffany: I-
WHAM!
Tiffany gets stomped by the man himself – Mario!
…
James: She-She is a koopa?
BOB THE BUILDER
? Bob The Builder, Yes he can fix it! Bob The Builder..?
It shows an obese Bob sitting on a burninh house.
Bob: I-I-I can fi anything…except my weight.
MIDDLE SCHOOL GIRL FALLS IN LOVE.
Jennifer: I can’t fall in love.
It shows Jennifer talking to a boy and blushing and touching him and being affectionate and they laugh together.
Beatrice: Or maybe she can..
Jennifer: *blushing hard* SHUT UP!
NO, LUKE. I AM YOUR….(STOMPER)
Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No Luke. I am your…
WHAM!
He gets stomped by Mario himself.
Luke: He is my koopa?
PLAYSTATION MAN.
Cheesy: Damn It. I lost a game. What do you say PS5 controller?
It shows a small man forming around the controller (Dualsense?)
Playstation Man: Try again next time! Or get…….Xboxed!
…
Cheesy (confused): Excuse me-
Cheesy gets morphed into the Xbox One Intro.
Cheesy (as Xbox logo): Switch off the console, NOW!!
ENDING SKETCH: QUACK-O-EVIL’S BALLAD.
It shows Quack-O-Evil depressed on a spaceship.
He then sings sadly.
(Quack-O-Evil sings)
Oh, Is it true or a lie?
Oh, is it proof or a fight?
To see that I’m a huge faked-up, washed up, dumbass toy…
I was Quack-O-Evil
Now I’m nuthin’
Who am I to be?
Who am I between my ‘’quacks’’?
My beak full of cardboard but am I a true squeeze toy?
I wish I can believe the irony
That is sacred and cannot be stooooooored!
I am no more!
I am no Quack-O-Evilllllllllllll!
So Bye Bye Readers
Since Coin Rush Season 1 was a dreeeam!
Thank You and Goodnight.
The song ends as Quack-O-Evil vanishes into thin air.
‘’Quack-O-Evil’s banned from Xbox Live lol.’’
Roach#1: So if the boss is gone…then.
They also vanish lol
THE END
t shows me (Da3rdGreatKing) as an OC.
WOOH! THANKS FOR READING, IT WAS AN AMAZING SKETCH PARTY. USING DELETED SKETCHES FROM SEASON 2 AND EARLY MATERIAL, SEASON 2 HAD WAY TOO MANY CUTAWAYS AND THE ONES I THOUGHT WERE TOO MUCH ARE REMOVED. ANYWAY, THANKS AND YES QUACK-O-EVIL AND THE ROACHES ARE GONE BC COIN RUSH SEASON 1 WAS A DREAM. ANYWAYS, YEAH AND ALSO BIG THANKS FOR CHATGPT FOR WRITING THE ESSAY! ANYWAY SEASON 2 COMES MAY ON TAPAS, ROYAL ROAD AND SCRIBLE HUB. BYE! AND FOLLOW-
WHAM!
I got stomped by the man himself – Mario. While Beatrice and Jennifer look in horror.
They both scream.
THE END
CREDIT TO CHATGPT LOL FOR THE ESSAY.
