-Yeah, Quentin, I'll go get myself some food. Want some ?

  -Nah, I've eaten during the break just a few minutes ago.

  -Chill.

  -'They renovated the library? It's been a while since I didn't come here. The new style is pretty cool, I'll be coming more often.... Wait, I have to come here everyday anyway.'

  -*Sits down and gives an overly energetic slap on Quentin's back* So, I'm back, what's the next story?

  -Oh! What's your problem??

  -Oh come on , it's fine ! I didn't even slap that hard bruh!

  -Get out!

  -Start talking already!

  -Tsk... Okay, the next story is less horrible than the previous, and thank goodness.

  -Go on... -It was with a girl I knew in elementary school. Let's call her "the E". But you already know the dance, she was obviously cute and all. We didn't really talk much, since we were in different classrooms in the same grade.

  -Yesss...?

  -And then, we happened to greet each other but not enough to be considered a habit. After some time, we changed schools and we found ourselves in the same schools and the same grades and classes too... Strangely. I took her number in middle-

  -Wait, I know you're telling me your lore and all, but you have to copy at the same time, or you will never end. Don't forget it's my book you're using there.

  -Quit whining, I'm aware of that.

  -Bruh... Be careful, you'll leave this room by the window.

  -Yeah, right. I was saying, the E gave me her number in middle school and we discussed for a long time, I mean, for years. But she always saw me as a " rigid " person. I was already cooked... Then we went to highschool, we switched schools again, and this time, she didn't follow me. At some point, she was dating someone, so I used my most trusted technique: total disappearance!

  -Hehehe, total disappearance.

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  -And someday, she texted me. We discussed and I told her indirectly if she was still dating someone and she said no. Hehe, so you know the little Quentin didn't hesitate to take action!

  -How ?

  -I asked her if she was interested in "some romance" together. And I promise you, the delivery was way worse than that but hey... Why not ?

  -You really don't lose time, do you ? And what she said ? I don't want to assume what she said since I learnt you were in sole ancient, mesozoic, antique times, dating a girl.

  -She said "non". Yeah, in French. -What was I even expecting *facepalms*.

  -She told me she was a bad person...

  -Typical....

  -She didn't want me to suffer from her attitude. Oh, and she spent like a whole week pissing me off just to say : " See? You're already mad. Now imagine if we were dating"...

  -...

  -...

  -Savage move ahaha... Ahem

  -She then said that she has health problems and she didn't want to stress me out with it...

  -Lieeees!

  -You're too loud. The librarian is even looking at us. *Apologies in a distance*

  -Is it normal that she looks at just with that stare ? I'm honestly scared bro...

  -Don't mind. Anyway, what was I even saying.... I don't even remember *scratches his head*

  -Elf problems, I think you said she had them.

  -I remember. And I said health , not elf , pfff. So, she told me she had problems with guys since she was little and all...

  -She said that to her exes too or something?

  -I asked her, and she said no... Because she "didn't care about them"...

  -You might as well just start working for the administration bureau of Harvard bruh, you're already a professional in that domain HAHAHAHA!

  -Come on, you're shouting now?

  -Ahaha, sorry sorry... Pff ahaha

  -*Looks dead in the eyes*

  -Okay, I'm stopping. Keep going sir.

  -We talked about it like really grown ups this time, and she said many things. And to sum up, she put me in the "Remain friends and suffer, or not being friends anymore an making her suffer".

  -What did you choose?.

  -The first one of course, I have no enemies you know...

  -Cooked... And you're still talking or something?

  -Not quite, the last time we talked, she said something that made me even more want to make me stay with her. She said : " I don't like losing friends. All my exes were my best friends and I lost them over relationships. Remember, all the times that we were apart, that I lost my phone, broke it or anything, I always found a way to find you again."

  -So, in short, she did want you only as a friend and that it. She didn't like you. And it's only when you come that she doesn't wanna date anymore...? Immaculate.

  -Bruh.

  -It's not over.

  -Damn... You're even deeper in the abyss that I thought...

  -Yeah... You remember when I said she spent a whole week pissing me off?

  -Yeah...?

  -It was the week she said no to me. And she DARED to pronounce those cursed words: " If we marry, you'll really make me suffer!" And she even wanted to make a debate on why I was thinking that we couldn't marry someday... A few days after the rejection... I almost lost it.

  -Ahahah, that's a violation. Personally I wouldn't tolerate it! And you still text eachother?

  -Nope. She pissed me off and I walked out.

  -Ahaha, now I recognise you!

  -Okay, this story is over... Crap, I made a mistake again. Do you have your correction pen on you ?

  -Nuh huh. Have you ever even seen me with one ?

  -You're kinda useless huh. There's only perfume and air in your bag.

  -I have to smell good for the demoisellitas hehehe, a good smell of a cute boy like I am!

  -*Facepalms* That guy is insufferable, I swear... Anyway, it's 5 p.m., let's meet tomorrow after class, same place.

  -Yeah, tomorrow, lil bro

  -Who's your little brother? You're losing your mind. Must be the perfume fumes messing with your brain.