Ode to Madeline
Madeline, oh, Madeline!
Surely you know why you’re here
It’s your birthday, Madeline!
We’ve gathered the necessary cheers
You can’t stop us, dear Madeline!
But feel free to try it if you can
We feel so madly seen!
So why don’t you kindly lend
Your ears, your arms, your skin!
It’d make a delicious brew
Garnished with Madeline’s skins!
So carefully chew, hear you?
I need a drink, get me a gin!
‘Cuz now’s my favourite part
Your Mommy, oh, dear Madeline!
Carefully chopped in carts
And bring over the bins!
Chock-full of Daddy’s yummy livers
I’ve marinated him out and in!
Fresh taste that’ll make you shiver
Oh, wait, what’s that, Madeline?!
I am a piece of Satan's spawn?
Oh, dear Jesus, Madeline!
What TV channel did you learn that on?
I’m no demon, Madeline!
I’m a humble birthday planner
I just want my work to be seen!
So now let’s roll the banner
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Made with the finest sister’s skin!
Haha, thought we forgot?
Of course, we can’t forget Sister Small-line!
Oh, “when will you stop messing with me?”
Never! Dear my sweet, cute, kind Madeline!
You’re mine, you’re mine, you’re mine!
And this will be the greatest birthday ever!
Screw rhyming!
Wait, what’s that?
You said my planning… oh god… sucks?!
Oh my Satan’s sweet Jesus, are you serious?
What?
You want…
A “cozy, Sunday morning, tea-filled, everybody alive” kind of birthday?
Well, Sweet Lord, Madeline! I don’t do refunds!
Oh, wait, what’s that?
You’ll rate me 1 out of 666 on Yelp?
OH, HELL NO.
So everybody gather ‘round!
We got a C!
Cozy!
We got a S!
Sunday morning!
And let’s top it with T
Tea-filled!
Ooh, and don’t forget the E!
EVERYBODY ALIVE!
Alright, Madeline. This is what you get.
Here’s my business card.
Next time, please research ahead of time before ordering birthday services.
I got a hell of a lot of orders this Sunday, y’know?
