Chapter 18: Even Old Bachelors Have Their Spring

  Under the lamp light, Ying Jun's handsome face was slightly red, and he gently touched Xue Hu's hand with his chopsticks. Xue Hu woke up like a dream, looked at his lower body, smiled bitterly, and after drinking a cup of red wine, said: "I've lost my composure...Ying Jun, damn it, the Shaolin Tongzi Gong is going to kill me! Whether He Ming's Frog Gong works or not, I'm going to find a woman to marry!"

  "Oh, great!" Ying Yang looked at Xue Hu and highly agreed with his idea.

  Xue Hu, the sworn brother, had been robust and strong since he was a child. He also learned a special skill called "Tong Zi Gong" when he was young, but it required him to remain chaste, who knows if it's useful or not. Plus, in the army, there's no freedom, so until now, at almost thirty years old, he hasn't had a girlfriend yet. The Xue family is about to become extinct, so his father gave an ultimatum: get married this year and have a grandson next year.

  But today I met He Ming and learned about the legendary divine skill, seeing He Ming is very effective.

  Xue Hu was excited and lost his composure. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Liu Xue, and at first, he didn't pay much attention to her, but the more he looked, the prettier she seemed.

  When Liu Xue went to take care of the old lady, she bent down and revealed her plump and perfect buttocks shape and outline. Xue Hu felt an overwhelming urge all of a sudden, and he couldn't move his gaze away. The dormant volcano that had been asleep for 30 years erupted!

  Xue Hu's face was red, and he repeatedly drank to cover it up, but his lower body remained high and refused to subside. Finally, he sighed and changed the subject: "He Ming's frog-like skill is really amazing, if it works, it will definitely change our country's military strength and national strength. It's more meaningful than discovering a hundred ape-man skull fossils, unfortunately He Ming didn't realize it."

  "Ah, yes. If He Ming's technique is effective, we'll make a big splash once we report it. Let's see how it goes tonight. Ah, never mind... oh."

  They chatted with each other, and Xue Hu occasionally glanced at Liu Xu, every time she bent down to take care of the old lady, Xue Hu couldn't help but look over. Coincidentally, Liu Xu noticed the gaze behind her, turned her head around, and their eyes met...

  Good grief, Ying Yang face-palmed so hard it was too embarrassing.

  He Ming did not realize what was going on here, he thought that absolutely, because of a prodigal son who loved to gamble, Old Master Sito would rack his brains to think of ways to hide his assets, but at the same time, he wouldn't want his son to starve to death and therefore wouldn't come up with riddles that his son couldn't solve.

  Wild mountain near Malan Mountain, eighty-eight steps. Is it saying that there is a wild mountain near Malan Mountain, and then a place called eighty-eight steps? As long as you know the location, just take a look from afar, and you can find it.

  Because what is hidden has value, there must be a glimmer in the eyes.

  However, after asking a few more times, Situ Haoran knew nothing. He wasn't afraid of bursting to death and swallowed a whole abalone in one gulp. Satisfied, he let out a breath and said: "Brother, it's been ages since I've had abalone. Hey, the abalones these days are really small. In the past, I used to eat four heads of abalone every day, now I can only eat a few. Ten heads of abalone? It's like eating nothing at all."

  He Mingdao said: "You always talk about the past, what did you do in the past? Your old man seems to be very powerful."

  Situ Haoran smiled and said, "Aren't you a student of my dad's? Don't you know what my dad does? My old man Situ Liang is a renowned expert in dynamics in the country. Later, he became the second-in-command of a military factory in Sichuan Province, with a deputy ministerial rank at that time.

  "Do you know what it means? The vice provincial governor is at this level. Enjoying special allowances from the State Council. A great talent, a great elite." When talking about his own father, Situ Haoran couldn't help but praise him.

  He Ming nodded in agreement with "Situ Enshi", but thought to himself, "Damn it, the son of a hero is a damn fool. Can't even think of leaving a puzzle behind."

  At this time, a pleasant female voice said: "He Ming, my mother-in-law has fallen asleep. I'll take her home first."

  He Ming wanted to nod, while Xue Hu on the side showed a reluctant expression like Wang Ge's son just now. But in an instant, He Ming's words made him want to hug He Ming and shout out loud, benefactor!

  "No way, you guys have to stay here and then come with me to my home. You and your mother-in-law are the wife and mom of Xiao Tu Hao Ran, and also my hostages. If you leave, this kid will be lawless, who can I ask for my LV clothes and this meal?" He Ming shook the tattered Heavenly Pride down jacket again.

  Liu Xue helplessly glanced over, still eating the other abalone, regardless of his wife and mother-in-law, Xu Tianran sighed, sat back down to eat, and it had been a long time since he'd had such delicious food.

  Seeing the old lady shrink her body and feeling cold, she took off the down jacket on her body and covered it on the old lady's body.

  Xue Hu stared at her, almost spraying blood from his nose. He saw that Liu Xue was wearing a sweater, and her figure was on full display, with an exceptionally full chest, almost perfect contours, extremely large and firm, requiring both hands to grasp. Even Ying Yang, who had seen countless women, thought this woman was truly stunningly sexy, not to mention the old virgin Xue Hu.

  He Ming also saw the willow catkin, and his eyes lit up, but of course not because of its sensuality, but another question. He Ming walked over and said: "Sister Liu Xue, do you know or have you heard your grandfather mention what 'crazy grass wild mountain, eighty-eight steps' means? Or have you seen it somewhere?"

  "Wild mountain, eighty-eight steps?" Liu Xue raised her pretty eyebrows and quietly looked at Xue Hu, thinking he was extremely handsome. Ying Yang shook his head, Old Three had really fallen in love, but it came too late, Jun was already 30, and Nu was already married.

  Liu Xue pouted her lips, almost as if she was reminiscing. Xue Hu looked at her with great fascination, and couldn't help but want to rush forward and kiss her passionately.

  He Ming did not notice what expression Liu Xue had, hoping to hear some clues.

  Liu Xue said: "I remembered! Grandfather has a calligraphy of the Eight Great Mountain Men, is this in line with the wild mountains and eighty-eight steps?"

  Not bad, makes sense. He Ming was delighted and clenched his fist as he turned back to grab Si Tu Hao Ran's collar, saying: "Where is your old man's Eight Great Mountain's crazy script?"

  "What? Who is Bada Shanren?" Situ Haoran stared with innocent eyes.

  He Ming Zhang opened his mouth wide, he was finally speechless, asking a scumbag's memory is a very wrong thing.

  "He sold it out a year ago. Ask him, he doesn't know." Liu Xue walked over and said: "Hao Ran is living like a walking corpse every day. Grandpa loved him the most before he passed away, seeing him like this..."

  Willow's words touched Su Tuohao's sore spot, he jumped up and angrily said: "You stinky woman, I'm like this now, you also have a fault. I'll go to bed with you and down to hell! You always want, who can satisfy you——"

  He Ming saw that something was wrong, and tears appeared in Liu Xue's eyes. He quickly tightened his grip on Sutu Haoran's neck. Just then, Xue Hu angrily shouted: "I'll kill you, you scum! You have such a good wife and don't cherish her!" As he spoke, he fiercely charged over, his gaze as fierce as a tiger. He was a fierce general in the army, and one punch could kill Sutu Haoran.

  He Ming hastily hugged Xue Hu and said: "Calm down, you're so fierce, if you hit him, someone will die."

  Xue Hu scared Si Tu Hao Ran, if it wasn't for He Ming protecting him, he felt like he was going to die. Thinking to himself, what did I do to provoke him?

  "Calm down."

  What's wrong with He Ming? What's going on with Xue Hu? He took a glance at Liu Ju, who was strongly holding back her tears, and wondered if this sexy woman had moved the old bachelor's heart.

  "Calm down, handsome brother, help me out."

  After comforting Xue Hu, He Ming went to comfort Liu Xue and said: "Sister Liu Xue, don't take it to heart. You have such a great figure, if Shi Tu Hao Ran doesn't appreciate you, that's his mistake, not yours."

  "Screw whoever can't hack it! You go try, if you last ten minutes I'll consider you a real man!"

  Xue Hu angrily said: "Is there anyone who speaks of their wife like that? You're a piece of trash."

  Situ Hao Ran was so scared that he hid behind He Ming, saying: "You've been secretly watching my wife all along, do you think I don't know? Look at your face, it's almost drooling."

  "What did you say?" This time Ying Jun also got angry, his handsome face turned cold.

  He Ming hastily stopped Ying Yang and said with a bitter smile: "Calm down, calm down."

  The scene was in chaos, He Ming cried and laughed helplessly, what's going on. If they stayed any longer, something would happen, He Ming said: "Alright, alright, let's go, it's already past 11 o'clock, we'll practice the frog skill." Only then did this storm subside.

  Situ Haoran was particularly weak and couldn't even carry his own mother, so it would be too much for Liu Xiu, a woman, to carry the old lady. He Ming had no choice but to personally carry the old lady, thinking that this old lady really had a fate with him, coming and going in his arms.

  After settling the bill, as soon as they walked out, Si Tu Hao Ran saw a red Hummer H1. Upon hearing it was He Ming's car, he almost knelt down and acknowledged He Ming as his elder brother. Getting into the car, he insisted on sitting next to He Ming, saying it was safer and closer to his "brother".

  He Ming has already begun to appreciate the shamelessness of Sito Ho-yin, who at 28 years old calls 20-year-old He Ming "brother", this kind of shamelessness is not something an ordinary person can achieve. No wonder he's a Green Light talent.

  "Please let the most handsome driver in the world, big brother, drive. First go to the large pharmacy, then head to the mountain road. We are about to embark on a journey of self-cultivation!"

  The handsome and unmatched horse, like a giant beast, rushed out.

  On the carriage, Situ Hao Ran asked: "Big brother, what did you mean by 'divine skill'?"

  He Ming first introduced himself to everyone and then talked about Hasa Gong.

  "What? The provincial party committee's young master." Upon hearing the identities of Ying Yang and others, Si Tu Hao Ran immediately softened, and then shouted "older brother", Ying Yang coldly said: "Who is your older brother, don't shout randomly!"

  Situ Haoran saw that this road was impassable, and warmly said to He Ming: "Brother, don't forget about me when you achieve the Toad Skill. Do you know or not, since I was young, I had a great hero's dream. I yearn for the day when I can become a great hero and uphold justice on behalf of Heaven."

  He Ming snorted in disdain, interrupting him: "Alright, alright, you're still acting like a hero, cultivating your divine skills. But every day you rob casinos, who would dare to ask you for gambling debts?"

  Situ Haoran's eyes lit up and he said, "Brother, how could I not have thought of this? If I become so strong, who would dare to ask me for money? My wife Xiao Liu wouldn't have to suffer from poverty every day either. Wife, isn't that right?"

  Liu Xue was used to her husband's shamelessness and merely hummed a response.

  He Ming grabbed Si Tu Hao Ran's neck again, turned his head to take a look, and saw that Xue Hu's eyes were about to spout fire next to Liu Xue. He Ming thought, what's wrong? Today is really seeing a ghost.

  Except for New Year's Eve, all the big pharmacies were closed. Fortunately, after wandering around the city, I finally found a small pharmacy run by an individual, and spent the Spring Festival there.

  He Ming went in and emptied the warehouse of Viagra at this large pharmacy store.

  Looking at the big and small bags of WeChat red envelopes, Situ Haoran shamelessly smiled and said: "Brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

  He Ming shook his head and said, "No."

  Situ Haoran lewdly said: "You're so hard after practicing, are you masturbating? Let me think, brother must be incredibly powerful when masturbating, making people tremble with fear..."

  He didn't finish speaking when He Ming choked his neck again. This guy is shameless and very rogue.

  Upon arriving home, a group of people came down from the large villa, only to see that the large villa was brightly lit, beautiful like a crystal palace in the night.

  Situ Haoran finally let out a loud "wa" and tightly hugged He Ming, saying: "I swear, from today on, you are truly my brother. I'll be with you for the rest of my life!"

  "Nice house," said Ying Yang, nodding his head. Liu Xue's eyes were also wide with shock at the grandeur of the villa. Even when the Sutu family was at its wealthiest, they only had good houses, but nothing compared to this kind of mansion.

  A short-haired, all-name-brand beautiful long-legged girl ran out, followed by He Dad, He Mom, and older sister. He Ming welcomed them: "Why haven't you gone to sleep yet?"

  Second sister He Fang's eyes were immediately drawn to the red Hummer H1, "Wow wow wow, this car is so cool! It's a Hummer H1, which has been out of production for ages, it's a rare treasure! Let me take it for a spin!" After He Ming and others got off the car, He Fang hastily grabbed the keys and jumped in.

  "What's going on? We decided to sleep after passing midnight today. Who are these people?"

  He Ming made the introductions, and Ying Yang felt strange - how could this family be so young?

  He's father and mother were also surprised by Ying Yang's identity and handsomeness. Eldest sister He Bing saw Ying Yang's gaze sweep over, felt electrified, her heart started racing, thumping away.

  Situ Haoran walked over, with an shameless expression, saying: "Are you my brother's dad and mom and sisters? You're so young and beautiful, just like celestial beings, truly worthy of being my brother's dad and mom and sisters. I super love you all! Please accept my greetings. Wishing you a happy new year, may every year be as wonderful as today, and may every day be as great as this morning. Wishing you longevity without bounds, good health, and everything going your way——"

  He Ming endured no longer and stopped him. The world was quiet again. "He has a bit of a strange personality. He's quite shameless. Don't mind, it's just that you haven't seen much."

  "Oh."

  He's father and mother were crying with laughter. They invited everyone in, first hugging the old lady into a guest room, explained the situation, left He's mother to help out, and Liu Xue also stayed behind, preparing to sleep in this room.

  Second sister He Fang excitedly came back, grabbed He Ming's hand and said: "Whose Hummer H1 is this? It's so beautiful! The perfect red color, the huge body, the fierce temperament! Not inferior to Lamborghini!"

  "He Ming joked: 'Do you want a Lamborghini or that Hummer H1?'"

  He Fangdao said: "I want it all! Brother, you've struck it rich, whose car is this? Buy it for me!"

  He Ming blinked his eyes and smiled: "My car. Congratulations to you. Smart soldier, it's your Hummer H1 again."

  "Ah ah ah - can't describe how awesome you are!" Er Jie He Fang was extremely excited, and wanted to go enjoy the Hummer H1 again.

  "What, go drive now?"

  Second sister He Fang said: "Don't worry, I'll just try it out in front of the door."

  He Ming'er's second sister left and turned to the men saying: "Let's go. Up the mountain."

  The men exchanged a glance, all quite excited, about to experience the legendary Toad Style.

  They climbed up the mountain behind the villa, running towards the top. After more than a thousand meters, Situ Haoran was panting and couldn't climb anymore. He Min had no choice but to carry him on his back. Situ Haoran said emotionally: "You're really my good brother!"

  Except for New Year's Eve without a moon, the effect would be much worse, and the environment is very dark. The distant Malanshan City looks like a miniature light city.

  He Ming repeatedly explained the toad work, very simple, and it was his first time as a teacher. "Those of you wearing jeans, tight pants, and thermal underwear take them off, especially the lower half." As he spoke, He Ming took off his pants and clothes, leaving only one pair of underwear on.

  Everyone did it in turn. Si Tu Hao Ran had a slender figure, Xue Hu disdainfully looked at him, and the young version of He Dabao restored his youthful state, but his muscles still existed.

  Ying Jun was left with only a pair of underwear, his physique was solid and muscular, like a Greek sculpture; Xue Hu's physique was even more robust than Ying Yang.

  He Ming may be the shortest, but his muscles are sturdy and beautiful, especially his thigh muscles, which are exceptionally strong and have formed a block-like shape, with an indescribable beauty.

  "Learn from me. Take Viagra, you can only take one pill." He Ming learned from the frog squatting on the ground, opened a bottle of Viagra, swallowed 5 pills at once, and his little brother stood up. Directly broke through underwear.

  What a big dragon!

  He Dabai was stunned, Ying Yang's eyes were wide with shock, Xue Hu's jaw dropped, but none of them reacted as dramatically as Sutu Haoran.

  His whole body was trembling, he really felt that He Ming was his own brother, too damn awesome!