Chapter 4: Crazy Midnight

  At 11 o'clock in the evening, He Ming looked up at the sky. The heavens were not cooperating either, with a gloomy and overcast sky, the moon was barely visible, and there was very little moonlight. This would greatly discount the effect of his cultivation. What's more, as He Ming looked around, he found that it was really difficult to find a deserted area in Songjiang City.

  The driver, tempted by the 500 yuan, racked his brains and thought of a deserted construction site. In the end, he left He Ming at the deserted construction site, and the driver left with a strange gaze that quickly disappeared.

  Then cultivate the divine power. The brain automatically appears the cultivation method of the divine power, He Ming takes off his backpack and learns to squat like a frog, the weather is really cold, half a minute, He Ming's whole body trembles.

  How come it didn't work? Oh right, forgot to take Viagra.

  He Ming took out a Viagra and swallowed it, his little brother revived, and He Ming was wearing jeans. Oh! He Ming gritted his teeth, took off his jeans, continued to lie down, he thought he was a bit crazy, but He Ming still had a smile on his face, without any concern.

  Everything that happened today was great, He Ming, who studied psychology, has always been calm and collected, but one day he had an adventure, earned a lot of money in one day, got high-tech items from another time and space, it's so cool!

  It's so cool! This kind of adventure, explosive house, thrilling feeling, it turns out that living like this is perfect!!

  At this moment, He Ming wished he could take a midnight stroll along the Huangpu River and run naked across Times Square!

  But at this moment, He Ming really felt a cool breath in his head trying to get in, different from the cold wind. That cool breath was like warm water. And at this moment, it was as if someone was massaging his bones with great force and precision, one section at a time. The scorching feeling, the first shot of life!

  It's too much! No! There's another key point here. He Ming quickly recited a mnemonic phrase, which was the key to whether this divine function would succeed or not.

  Without this mantra, yin and yang cannot be harmonized. The cool energy will only stop at the head, but just a little more, yin and yang can be harmonized, gaining great power, improving physical quality, and obtaining some mysterious power.

  He Ming recited this phrase, but he was shocked to discover that the language he spat out was croaking, just like a frog.

  But in just a few seconds, the croaking sound became extremely loud, not like something a human could produce. From far away, deep into the night, it sounded like a giant frog was calling out.

  It's really scary. No wonder the creator of this divine skill, that little soldier who became a general, needed to go out of the city or far away from the military camp to practice this divine skill. Otherwise, it would definitely scare the people around him.

  Moreover, the general had a problem, in ancient times there was no Viagra, his sexual desire could only last for a few minutes.

  He took a bottle of Viagra, swallowed two pills, and his little brother was reborn, becoming stronger. With each impact on the spine, yin and yang harmonized, transforming into a gentle flow of energy spreading throughout the body. Bones, muscles, and blood were all trembling, emitting an incomprehensible frenzy. Each time yin and yang harmonized, a mysterious energy flowed through his body, restoring in mere seconds the vitality that would normally require deep sleep to recover.

  He Ming felt his energy had recovered, his eyes became more powerful and his vision improved.

  He Mingxiang thought, this divine skill really has an effect. He continued to take Viagra and continued to cultivate.

  5 minutes later, he swallowed 5 Viagra pills at once, this is the limit, if given a woman, he can create a nation.

  About ten minutes later, He Ming's croaking reached its limit and echoed far away, loud as a drum. His eyesight had improved incredibly in just a short time, he could see the bright moon hidden behind dark clouds! Moreover, his thigh muscles became robust, following this divine skill's jumping method, He Ming jumped with all his might, under the night sky, like a big green frog leaping over 3 meters!

  He Ming couldn't understand the extent of this horror, his high school standing long jump record was over 2 meters, and today, he actually exceeded 3 meters in one go, the world record for standing long jump is only a little over 3.5 meters!

  This is thanks to Viagra, the great Wan Aiko. In ancient times, there was no Viagra, so the general who invented this divine skill, at first, because he had no woman, could not discharge his sexual desire, and after many years of abstinence, he finally had a strong sexual desire. By coincidence, he triggered this divine skill, but after perfecting it, he realized that sentence is crucial to the mantra, and by then, he had already become a general and had a group of wives. Having wives, especially multiple ones, wanting to guard one's chastity like jade, is just a dream. So the general desperately ate aphrodisiacs, but the effect was not as good as He Ming directly taking Viagra, wanting to be impulsive and coming quickly and effectively.

  So He Ming's harvest from one cultivation was equivalent to several months of harvest at the peak of General Tianfeng.

  But He Ming didn't know, he swallowed a bunch of Viagra, and had a yin-yang interaction, eating 300 pills of Viagra. Only then did He Ming discover a problem - his whole body became scorching hot, his energy was boundless, and his little brother could lift up a car, its length and thickness exceeding more than twice the usual size.

  He Ming tried hanging his backpack on his little brother and found it was no pressure at all, easy peasy.

  I'll kill you!

  He Ming vaguely felt that he might have reached the limit of his cultivation. He didn't know about this kind of problem, although he had mixed with the internet and seen countless introductions to various schools' divine techniques. However, when he actually tried it himself, he found that everything wasn't so simple, and there was a distance between reality and theory.

  He Ming decided to stop practicing, looked at his phone, and it was only 11:17. He had been practicing for more than 10 minutes. However, in his current state, He Ming couldn't wear jeans. So he just put on thermal underwear and also brought his precious magical glasses.

  There was nothing around, but when He Ming turned his head, he saw a green light just three meters in front of him!

  What thing is it that even in the wilderness has a glow? It must be some kind of cultural relic!

  He Ming took a step forward, searching on the ground, but found nothing. What's going on? He Ming looked closely at the green light that shot out from the ground for over 20 seconds. A message came: You have discovered a treasure worth 10 points. It is recommended to dig.

  Awesome! This works too. With no one around, He Ming burst out laughing and said, I love treasure the most!

  He Ming didn't have anything to dig with, but he used his hands to dig. For some reason, the cold and hard mud in winter was like tofu, it was great, so he dug with his hands.

  He Ming dug deeper, and after half an hour, he opened up a large pit about 3 meters deep and 4 meters in diameter. The green light was still shooting out from the ground, indicating that more digging was needed.

  Sweat dripped down his face, mixed with mud, puffing out white air in the cold night. The ten bottles of Red Bull and beef jerky snacks he bought were all gone, and his stomach was growling with hunger.

  Fortunately, I had practiced that divine skill and felt endless physical strength, but both hands started to ache and the skin was broken, only strangely without feeling any pain.

  He crawled out of the cave entrance, really wanting a drink and a smoke.

  He Ming thought for a moment, he couldn't go on like this. He had to go buy a shovel, buy some food, drink some water and replenish his energy.

  I remember there was a small supermarket on the way here. About a few kilometers away. He Ming hastily cleaned up, shouldered his backpack and rushed forward, he didn't want to leave the precious jade rough stone here and have it stolen, or he would cry to death.

  Several thousand meters of mad dash passed, and little brother was a bit softened.

  Not far from the small supermarket, He Ming saw that it was already closed. However, he still walked up and knocked on the door: "Is anyone there? I want to buy something!"

  After a while, the light came on and an angry young man opened the door. "Don't you know to close the door?!"

  A head of bright red hair was shaking in front of him, the young man helplessly opened the door, "You're ruthless. But now things are twice the price."

  "I agree with you." He Ming nodded and walked in with a smile. As soon as he entered, a woman came down from the stairs inside and said, "Oh my, why do you look like you just fell into a mud pit?"

  He Ming smiled and said, "I'm all muddy." This is a young couple running a small supermarket.

  "Ah, big sister, I just crawled out of the mud pit. By the way, do you have a shovel here?" As he spoke, He Ming opened a bottle of mineral water and gulped it down, then put several thousand yuan on the cash register.

  "I want to buy two shovels, a sturdy water bucket, a set of clothes, and shoes. Bring over all the delicious food, Red Bull, and Kangshifu sports drinks."

  "What a big business! The young couple looked at each other and the dissatisfaction of being woken up from their sleep just disappeared: 'As agreed, now the price is doubled.'"

  He Ming burst out laughing and said: "No big deal."

  "We don't have shovels."

  "Bring out what you have at home and I'll buy it from you at a high price."

  Half an hour later, He Ming rode back on an electric tricycle. This electric tricycle was specially bought by the young couple to buy vegetables and had been very old. It was favored by He Ming and cost 3,000 yuan to become his own.

  I will definitely dig you out today.

  He Ming carried two shovels with seven or eight buckets hanging from them and threw them into the pit. Then one bucket of mud was thrown out, followed by another.

  He Ming didn't know how long he had been digging, but he felt the red state on his body start to dissipate, and he felt tired and his hands ached. His arms were almost too heavy to lift. Lifting his head, He Ming felt as if he was in a well.

  The sky was getting darker and darker, and it was hard to see five fingers when stretching out one's hand. It was estimated that it would rain soon. He Ming could only dig towards the green light with the help of his glasses.

  When the second shovel hit something, He Ming still thought it was a stone and reached out to touch it, ready to dig it up.

  The first shovel's handle broke off, the second shovel He Ming didn't want any accidents to happen, otherwise he wouldn't have a shovel left, and when it got light, that would be terrible.

  His hand touched a metal object, and He Ming's spirit was lifted. He looked down and saw that it was indeed metal. He gritted his teeth and dug it out, and to his surprise, it was a metal box, the very treasure he had been searching for.

  Found it! Long live! He Ming summoned his last strength, carried the box out of the pit. Then drank a whole bottle of Red Bull, turned back and smashed open the lock with a shovel.

  Wow.

  In his past life, He Ming often had dreams of getting rich. One day, he would find a treasure trove with many boxes. When he opened them, they were all filled with gold, silver and precious jewels.

  And now the real treasure chest was right in front of He Ming's eyes. He Ming wildly shouted: "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!"

  This box, roughly twice the size of a computer case, contains a large quantity of gold and silver jewelry. When viewed through glasses, it sparkles with green light, and even has a streak of blue light.

  Golden ingot, silver ingot, pearl necklace, gemstone ring. Several wooden boxes. Some scrolls of paintings and calligraphy. He Ming couldn't bear to put down the golden ingot, kept looking at it from all sides, even biting it with his teeth, imitating those on TV.

  Having vented his excitement, He Ming closed the box, took out his phone, and checked the time - 3:23. It had taken four hours, which wasn't easy at all. There were two new text messages on his phone, probably from home again.

  The sky is going to rain soon, and people are tired. This place can't stay for long. He Ming threw a large pile of trash, including plastic bags and various bottles, into the pit. The shovel that was precious just now was also thrown into the big pit. It may rain tonight, and by morning it may have become a lake. He Ming really didn't believe it, he dug out this big pit all by himself.

  He Ming moved the box onto the electric tricycle, at that moment he deeply felt that his sudden idea to buy this electric tricycle was a brilliant decision, I am really too clever.

  He Ming shouldered his backpack and started the electric tricycle, heading back the way he came.