Chapter Thirteen: Accidental Overnight Sensation

  Today is the eve of the Lunar New Year, and it's the most spectacular and extraordinary eve in 20 years. At 5 o'clock that day, he first met with the provincial party secretary who rushed over, because experts identified overnight that it was a skull of an ancient human from the Paleolithic era, along with a complete set of bones and scattered ancient stone tools. It's incredibly well-preserved, holding great research value and historical significance for the origin of humanity and ancient humans.

  However, after a night of excavation, the expert team was very puzzled, because they had no other discoveries, as if all the valuable ones were dug up by He Ming alone.

  There are experts who say that this is the case, and He Ming naturally understands what's going on, because he only needs to follow the light directly to find it. Which expert would carefully dig it up, only to find it's just a stone?

  However, this ape-man skull fossil is quite peculiar, not in the soil layer, but in the root system of a large tree, which is extremely well-preserved and almost intact, it is the most complete ape-man skull that experts have ever seen.

  Experts including Huang Lao repeatedly asked He Ming how he found it.

  He Ming shrugged his shoulders, repeating the words he had said countless times, and even he himself believed it. He thought there was something good under the big tree, so he cut down the big tree, dug it up, and then it rained, washing away the rotten tree trunk, revealing a skull inside.

  Good heavens! Everyone was stunned, and Huang Xue-xiong asked a brilliant question: "At the time it was raining heavily, this pit is quite deep and large, how did you have the courage to jump in, and discover such an important ape-man skull?"

  He Ming's response was even more brilliant: "Want to get rich? Sell it to you."

  Many experts were speechless and went back to continue their research. At this time, a large group of reporters surrounded him again.

  "Hello Mr. He Ming, I'm a reporter from Central Television Station. I'd like to ask you, as the discoverer of the Malan Mountain Ape-man skull, what are your thoughts on this?"

  CCTV interview, this is a big deal. He Ming clears his throat, but finds himself still wearing yesterday's old clothes, if only he had worn an LV outfit, how much more majestic it would be. He Ming says: "First of all, I want to thank the Party, thank the great motherland, thank the people, I am a person nurtured by the Party, I am a son of the great motherland, I deeply love my country... As for how I discovered the ancient relic, I don't know how I did it, can only say that I came and I found it. Am I not curious enough?"

  The reporter from Central TV was a bit speechless and continued to say: "As far as we know, you are a junior student majoring in psychology. However, your level of cultural relic appraisal and outdoor adventure is extremely impressive. According to Professor Huang Sen's statement, you once discovered tens of millions of top-grade porcelain pieces. May I ask, how did you do it?"

  Only a ghost has the cultural relics and outdoor adventure, He Mingdao said: "First of all, I want to thank my supervisor Chen Sanping, he is a professor of psychology at Songjiang Fuxing University. He is a very knowledgeable person. He taught me many things, I also want to thank my history professor, Gao Aiguo, he taught me that history is truth, history is wealth. Finally, I want to thank my life instructor, he is a candle that silently serves and dedicates himself for the people, is a good party member who selflessly serves the people..."

  What Ming said, Professor Chen and others saw on the news broadcast tonight, were deeply moved and secretly delighted, and became famous. He Ming did not expect that the discovery of the Ma Lan Shan Ape Man would be so astonishing. For the first time, he was interviewed by a large number of reporters, and all his words, which had not been carefully considered, with a strong rural accent, made him an instant hit, becoming an idol among the rural people.

  CCTV reporter asked: "He Ming, when you found the ape-man skull, what was your thinking? Were you very excited?"

  He suddenly became energetic, pretending to be full of righteousness, and said: "Of course, at this moment, I thought of Lei Feng, thought of all the good people and good deeds, the souls of heroes possessed me, so in the heavy rain, I dug out the ape-man's skull and protected it. I took off my Versace T-shirt and made a sack out of it. A 5,500-yuan Versace T-shirt sack, how many can one have in their life?"

  The CCTV reporter was speechless, but she found that they were all wearing thick down jackets, except for He Ming who only wore a thin layer of clothing. She couldn't help but ask: "He Ming, it's -3°C outside and you're only wearing one thin layer of clothes, aren't you cold? Do you have some special secret?"

  He Ming pretended to be deeply emotional and said, "Because my heart is on fire, I love this land deeply... Ah, if only I were a bird..." He Ming recited a poem he had read before.

  The crowd of reporters fell silent.

  Although today is the eve of the Lunar New Year, the discovery of the Marlan Mountain Ape still shocked the entire city and quickly affected the whole country, spreading internationally. Then He Ming had a one-on-one "meeting" with the municipal party secretary and other leaders, expressing his warm regards, and had lunch with the big shots. After eating and drinking until 3 pm, he finally returned to his new home.

  When He Ming rode his motorcycle through the gate, the security guard opened the door and shouted: "He Shao, you're on TV!"

  He Ming took a look and indeed, on the TV in his room, the local TV station was broadcasting the scene of the discovery of the ape-man, as well as He Ming's interview, and the moment when he opened the sack made from Fan Si-zhe's sweater to reveal the ape-man's skull.

  He Ming hurried back home, and the whole family gathered in front of the huge TV in the living room, where He Ming was talking non-stop.

  "What is a cultural relic? Don't ask me. A cultural relic is just that, everyone has their own answer about it in their heart. Just like when you see Brokeback Mountain, the director said that everyone has a Brokeback Mountain in their heart, so I think everyone also has a cultural relic complex. Thank you."

  He Minghan is dead, which is exactly what he said casually just now, because someone asked him how to understand cultural relics.

  The family saw He Ming and exclaimed, "Look! The great scholar has returned!" Younger version of He's father came over with a wine cup and said, "Come, let's toast the scholar with a cup."

  He Ming looked at He Dad, who was over 25 years old and still deliberately acted like an old man, it's really speechless.

  All of a sudden, everyone in the family looked younger, it felt strange. The familiar appearance suddenly disappeared.

  "Ahhh! Too awesome!" Er Jie He Fang rushed over to hug He Ming, shaking him vigorously, and even asked Da Jie to help take a photo, saying she wanted to post it online.

  "What? Am I popular online too?"

  He's mom also loves to surf the internet, covering her mouth and laughing: "This morning you appeared on TV, saying all sorts of nonsense. And especially hypocritical. Your expression is really hypocritical. So it's particularly popular online. Everyone has given you countless nicknames. Lie Brother, Discover Emperor, Growing Version Actor Emperor, **Brother**."

  He Ming quickly went online and, as expected, found himself in the news about the Malan Mountain Ape. He was so popular that he was trending on social media, with his morning boasts turning into super-hot videos. What used to be very yellow and violent swept across the internet, with He Ming saying over a hundred classic lines that were no less than very yellow and violent.

  You asked me how I found out. I came and I just discovered it. Honestly, I like to pee on big trees, when I pee, I feel that the big tree has something. That's all.

  As the discoverer of the ape-man skull, I did not feel proud; at that moment, I only felt pride for our great and sacred motherland. We are one of the origins of human civilization, perhaps, we can drop the "one"!

  China is the greatest, I am Chinese.

  I'll drink some water first before answering. (In the video, He Ming drank three bottles of mineral water in one go, and at that time he was indeed showing off.) This behavior earned He Ming a new nickname - Three Bottle Emperor. Many people tried but couldn't finish drinking three bottles in one breath.

  …………

  Speechless, sitting in front of the computer, He Ming saw all sorts of news. He was a reporter's favorite kind of person - once excited, he would say all sorts of classic lines, causing a huge surge in ratings. Of course, both the news media and the audience were laughing to death. This New Year's Eve was truly joyful.

  He Ming let out a sigh, opened his mobile phone and saw that the message box was full for the first time. There were hundreds of unconnected calls, mostly from classmates, friends, or distant relatives.

  He Ming just looked at his good friend and replied to the phone call. Others ignored him. However, his good friend was only one person, Guo Bang.

  At this time, Er Jie He Fang excitedly came over and said: "Quickly look at He Ming."

  He Ming opened the He Ming bar and was shocked to find countless posts and bar members, with a post pinned at the top. The speaker was the bar owner, who discovered that it was his sister Fang Fang, also known as Er Jie, who was standing beside him at this moment.

  He Ming opened that post, my god, it was all photos of luxury goods, implying that He Ming had burst out and bought them for me, including a Lamborghini, and finally, a box of golden and silver pendants and rings. The latest update is a newly taken photo of He Ming.

  Normally, a post with a Lamborghini or luxury goods such as handbags, clothes, and watches would already have explosive elements. But in this post, He Fang piled up a large number of luxury goods on the bed into a small mountain and also took many brand new pictures of Lamborghinis.

  Extremely explosive, stimulating to the limit.

  He Ming had just finished reading, and his second sister He Fang, who was surfing the internet with her laptop beside him, became even more spirited. She updated a luxurious villa photo again, which triggered a lot of envy, jealousy and hatred.

  "Come on, take off your clothes. The top half, let me take a photo." He Fang said, holding up a high-end camera. It was one of the several high-end cameras that He Ming had bought during his big shopping spree.

  "What's wrong with you?"

  He Fangdao said: "You have a nickname on the internet, 'Brother'. It's said that you're not affected by heat or cold. In the middle of winter, you wear just one thin layer of clothing, and your physique is robust and sturdy. Everyone has been asking me to release a photo of your upper body."

  He Mingdao said: "Why did they ask you to fire and you fired?"

  He Fang cast a disdainful glance and said, "You don't understand the internet. If we don't fan the flames now to make it even more sensational, once the hype dies down, who will remember He Ming? Who will remember Emperor? Fake Emperor? Nobody! You're either a god or a bug. I've already sacrificed my dignity by posting sexy leg photos."

  Damn it, crazy, He Ming knew that his second sister was going to be furious, and no one could stop her. So he obediently took off his top.

  He Fang exclaimed, "Younger brother, when did you become so strong? Half a year ago when you left, you weren't like this." As she spoke, she excitedly clapped her hands non-stop and even asked He Ming to strike a pose.

  The muscles produced by practicing Toad Style Kung Fu are different from those produced by bodybuilding. They are strong and beautiful to look at. The arms are strong, the back muscles are thick, the chest muscles are well-developed, and the abdominal muscles are particularly powerful, with chunky muscles as big as fists. Even for a bodybuilder, it's not necessarily possible to develop chunky abdominal muscles, even with talent and high-intensity exercise.

  But the operation of the toad's work starts from the kidney in the abdomen, so the impact on the abdomen is the greatest, so it is particularly strong and sturdy. In just a few days, He Ming already had the beautiful muscle mass that even fitness experts envied, like a fist-sized lump of muscle.

  It's no wonder that once these pictures were posted online, they caused a huge stir and were deemed too perfect to be true.

  Someone spoke out and He Ming called himself a diaosi, this is the shocking counterattack of a diaosi.

  There are countless female fans who have made He Ming's abdominal muscles into their profile pictures, and without a doubt asked, "He Ming's upper body photo will be the most downloaded picture today, no exception!"

  And instantly afterwards, He Ming had several more nicknames, abdominal muscle devil, comrade's most loved. None other than that!

  He Fang burst out laughing in front of the computer, and He Ming also found it quite amusing. To a certain extent, both siblings have crazy personalities, they are people who think that if you don't go wild when you're young, then what's the point of getting old?

  Tieba goes crazy, demanding photos of people wearing only underwear.

  He Ming felt something was off, turned his head and saw Second Sister holding a camera with a cold smile. He Ming covered his pants and said: "I'm still a virgin, I don't have a girlfriend, if you do this, maybe I won't be able to find one."

  He Fang laughed and said: "Great, I can announce that you are still a virgin. And don't worry, baby, you have no idea how hot you are, there are already one million women nationwide who have fallen for your abs. Take off your pants!"

  He Ming stood up, coldly smiling and said: "Alright, you asked for it." As he spoke, he took off his shoes and socks to undo his belt. He knew this would cause an even greater commotion, because after practicing the Toad Skill, his little brother had become enormous. The sleeping caterpillar was now comparable to a normal person's "awakened dragon".

  He Ming took off his pants, He Fang gasped in shock, but she was very professional and had He Ming pose in various positions.

  When these pictures were posted, people unanimously asked a question: is He Ming's little brother asleep or awake? The answer was that he was asleep. Someone immediately spoke up and said, I finally understand why Di Zhi is still a virgin.

  Because he can only choose European and American MM, otherwise it will cause loss of life. Therefore, a more popular nickname, instantly surpassed the hypocritical emperor, discovered emperor, brother, put on He Ming's head, set off the entire internet, and pushed today's events to **.

  Hanging Emperor.