Chapter Fifty-two: Those Things at Midnight
Xue Hu understood He Ming's meaning, smiled and said: "You say it directly. Black Hummer H1 for a treasured sword? Okay! Okay!" As he was about to take the short sword, He Ming stopped him: "No way, one hand exchanges goods, the other hand exchanges money. You transfer the ownership of the Hummer H1 to my name, and it's yours."
"Let me play with it first." Xue Hu took the short sword, fondling it lovingly, stabbing and swinging it nonstop. He Mingdao said, "Calm down, don't hurt me!"
The military vehicle stopped, and the driver looked at the treasure sword with envy, saying: "Two commanders, we have arrived."
He Ming picked up his backpack, grabbed Xue Hu and got off the car. Xue Hu had a short sword and wanted to get back on the car to escape. He Ming hooked Xue Hu's neck, trying hard to drag him into the house, saying: "Tiger, are you confused? Have you forgotten that I want to introduce you to my girlfriend?"
Xue Hu suddenly enlightened, said: "Forget about this matter. However, the short sword is mine now, I'll have my driver send it over to you, and we can exchange license plates and transfer ownership to your name!"
"Alright, alright, come on, don't embarrass yourself!"
The door opened, and of course it was Zhou Qingyun. She had carefully dressed up again, wearing a cute and lovely outfit. Although the room was too cold because there was no heating in the Zhou's house, and her mom and sister were also there, so she didn't dare to wear anything too sexy, but she still looked very beautiful.
"Hubby~~" Zhou Qingyun said, throwing herself into He Ming's arms. Due to her height being much taller than He Ming's. Xue Hu on the side felt awkward, He Ming be careful.
It's okay, He Ming soon ended the warmth and pulled Zhou Qingyun into the house together.
The house is simple and old, but it's full of all sorts of newly bought things, such as high-end clothes, high-end leather shoes, a large amount of high-end tobacco and wine, a lot of snacks, branded dog food, and a large quantity of beef jerky.
A table was piled high with KFC food, under the table, three large wolf dogs each had a Family Bucket in front of them, and their bellies were all rounded, probably from eating too much KFC. In the past, they would eat leftover food throughout the day and couldn't even get to the fatty meat. Now it's great, in the afternoon they ate a lot of beef jerky, at night they devoured Family Buckets, and didn't even bother to gnaw on bones.
The three-headed wolf dog recognized He Ming and knew he was not to be trifled with, seeming like an important person. The other one was a stranger, who looked like could be bitten.
Zhou Qingyun knew that her family's dog didn't like to be called, and once it launched an attack, it was very ferocious. So she quickly comforted them, saying that the person wasn't a bad guy or anything.
"He said: 'Wife, dogs aren't human, they can't understand. Come over quickly, I have a gift for you.'"
"What gift is that. Do I have one?" Two women walked into the house and came out, one of them a long-legged beauty said: "He Ming, you're finally back. What did you bring as a gift? Let me see." She was Zhou Xuewei.
He Ming also wanted to use his eyes to hint at Xue Hu, seeing that it was my sister-in-law, isn't she beautiful? As soon as he saw Xue Hu's face, He Ming knew the answer. Last time when they met Liu Xue, Xue Hu had already lost his composure, this time he was out of control, staring straight at Zhou Xuewei, swallowing saliva non-stop, completely enchanted.
He Ming kicked Xue Hu's body with his foot, reminding him. He smiled and said: "He is Xue Hu Da Xiao, Xue Ren Gui's Xue, the tiger of the old tiger. His father was a military commander, and his mother was the boss of Hua Xia's largest shopping mall, worth over 100 billion yuan. This year he is 30 years old and has not married yet." He Ming introduced while pushing Xue Hu, but Xue Hu's eyes were straight, and it took him a long time to react, and he smiled awkwardly.
The three women in the house all laughed, with Zhou Xuewei laughing the most exaggeratedly, saying: "He Ming, where did you find this big fool, stupid fool."
He Ming shrugged and said, "He's always been in the military, never had a girlfriend, so when he sees women, especially beautiful ones like Snowy sister, he gets a bit infatuated. But absolutely diamond bachelor. Snowy sister, you don't have a boyfriend either, how about trying? Old dad is a military general, old mom is a rich lady! Can't miss this opportunity!"
"Ah, great... So this is your wife's sister, He Ming? I'm more than satisfied. Too satisfied." As he spoke, Xue Hu found himself holding a short sword and quickly put it away. His expression was agitated as he stared at Zhou Xuewei.
The three Zhou sisters all covered their mouths and giggled secretly. It was too interesting.
He Ming was speechless with laughter, this Xue Hu, had no problem being with men, chatting and laughing, but when he saw a beautiful woman, he couldn't help himself. He quickly shifted his target, took out the pink diamond ring, and said: "Wife, 6.2 carat pink diamond ring, worth $8 million. Eight hearts eight arrows excellent cutting work, 4C are all top grade. Now I'll give it to you."
This pink diamond ring caught the attention of three women as soon as it came out. Women all love diamonds. When they heard $8 million, they gasped in shock and couldn't believe it. Especially Zhou Qingyun, she didn't even know how much 8 million dollars was worth. This one exquisite, not small pink diamond ring she had only seen online before!
"Is this mine?" Zhou Qingyun muttered, hardly believing her eyes. He Ming loved to add fuel to the fire and embroider on fine silk, personally putting it on Zhou Qingyun's wrist and casually kissing her hand, saying: "Wife, it's yours now."
As soon as she finished speaking, Zhou Qingyun rushed into He Ming's arms with great excitement, regardless of her mother and sister being present, as well as a not-so-familiar person.
"How could He Ming let go of this opportunity?" Zhou Ma smiled and looked on, but Zhou Xuewei couldn't bear it anymore. She pulled the two apart and said, "Okay, stop kissing, it's so corny! He Ming, where's my gift? Wow wow wow! Blue diamond! I want it!"
Xue Hu heard Zhou Xuewei shouting "I want", and soon it would be too late, and today was already too late. So he said: "He Ming, I have something to attend to, so I'll leave first. Auntie Zhou, Miss Zhou Xuewei, Brother and Sister Zhou Qingyun, see you tomorrow, goodbye."
Zhou Xuewei saw that Xue Hu had left, and she became even more reckless, rushing to grab it, throwing herself at He Ming's body. He Ming said: "This is a men's ring! You can't wear it."
"Give it to me! Give it to me! You pervert, I only want the blue diamond. With the blue diamond, can't I just change the ring holder?!" Zhou Xuewei looked at He Ming with a pitiful expression and said: "Do you dislike me? Don't you want to give it to me?"
He Ming flipped his eyes, pulled off the blue diamond ring and said: "Here you go, I don't like wearing rings anyway." His sour tone made Zhou Qingyun burst out laughing.
Zhou Xuewei directly hugged He Ming, wearing the ring. Although the ring didn't fit her slender fingers, she was still very excited and infatuated with the beautiful luster of the blue diamond.
Zhou Xuewei didn't care at all, and hugged He Ming, saying: "How many carats is this blue diamond?"
"He Mingdao said: '4.5 carats, $5.73 million, I have a diamond certificate.'"
My goodness, $5.73 million! Zhou Xuewei was extremely shocked but also very delighted that such an expensive thing now belonged to her. He Ming took out the diamond certificate and it was immediately snatched away by Zhou Xuewei, while Zhou Qingyun also received the pink diamond's certificate and looked at it.
Get up. Zhou Mu shook his head and sighed, another $5.73 million, this son-in-law is simply a world-class rich man, I don't know how he got it, if I knew that he just went to the toilet once and got it, I would be speechless.
She took out the backpack to cover up, then took out the treasure bag she had just received, picked out a few gems and handed them to Mrs. Zhou, saying they were gifts, and Mrs. Zhou was also overjoyed.
He Ming took the opportunity to give Zhou Qingyun a knowing look, and then rushed into Zhou Qingyun's room. Zhou Qingyun had explained to her mother and older sister that He Ming would practice his kung fu every day after 11 pm, as well as the results of his kung fu practice.
He Ming glanced at her, Zhou Qingyun felt a surge of heat throughout her body and said: "Mom sister, I'm going to sleep. You guys goodnight."
Zhou Xuewei looked at the diamond certificate and then at Blue Diamond, saying casually: "Alright, got it. Little Yun, go rest now. Hehe, Blue Diamond!" Meanwhile, Mother Zhou gave Zhou Qingyun a warning glance.
Zhou Qingyun was drenched in sweat at this time, and all her makeup had been wiped off. The scent of perfume on her body had turned into a milky smell, and the air in the room was also filled with it. Zhou Qingyun panted: "Husband, I'm done for~~"
Because he fired for an extremely long time, ordinary people only had a few seconds, but he was almost approaching one minute, the amount of urine was twenty times that of ordinary people, so the firing was also very fierce and lasting.
"Hubby... you're so strong..."
The Zhou family lived in a shantytown, so their house couldn't be very big, and the sound insulation was zero.
Zhou Mu and Zhou Xuewei had been listening to the sounds of fighting for nearly three hours, now they heard screams again. Zhou Xuewei, who had come over to sleep with her mother, asked: "Mom, can men do it for so long? Is everyone like He Ming?"
Zhou's mother's face turned red with anger and she sighed, saying: "I have nothing to say, he is not human."
Zhou Xuewei listened and said with a bitter face: "You're playing again, He Ming is really a monster among monsters. Let's go to sleep, today was too exciting and tiring!" As she spoke, she looked at the blue diamond in her hand, which still shone beautifully in the dark, unbreakable, and her heart was truly joyful. Although she had only known He Ming for one day, he was really great, and such a blue diamond made her willing to devote herself to him.
Zhou Qingyun drank another glass of milk, her whole body smelling of it, and even her hair was covered in milk, but she didn't care at all, completely letting go and accommodating He Ming. He Ming was exhausted today from clearing the road for Lin Jiushan, sweating profusely
There is a sweaty smell on my body now, the Zhou family doesn't have a bathtub, can't take a bath, had to leave it on, didn't expect that Zhou Qingyun was infatuated with this smell, even more passionate, constantly stimulating He Ming, leading to slapping sounds.
He Ming looked at the time and it was already 4:13. He decided to stop playing and also worried about Zhou Qingyun's physical condition.
Zhou Qingyun was still full of energy, with a flirtatious expression, saying: "Husband, come on." He Ming smiled wryly and said: "Wife, don't play anymore. You drank my milk to enhance your physique and recover your energy, right?"
Zhou Qingyun said in surprise: "There's no mistake. After drinking that, I felt my fatigue gradually decreasing, and now I have a lot of energy."
He Ming thought, indeed, his own life energy was too strong, and even his wife's physical condition improved after drinking his milk. So he smiled slyly: "Now you have two choices, first give me your milk to drink, or second I'll add my milk to yours."
"I'm in charge here," Zhou Qingyun said with a smile as she went to turn off the lights, plunging the room into darkness.
Zhou Qingyun liked taking pictures and putting them online. So she had He Ming wear a marshal's uniform, constantly making various poses for photos, which were directly uploaded to her personal space.
He Ming was still relatively calm, carefully looked at the photos and did not find any sexy photos. After all, they also took many sexy photos or let He Ming show off his terrible figure in the photos.
He Ming woke up and looked at the time, 9:35. He felt like he had slept for more than two hours, but for He Ming, after two hours, everything was back to normal.
There is a classic photo of me in my high school graduation picture.
He Ming was so shocked that he couldn't help laughing and crying at the same time, it's really classic, the photographer is too good at capturing the moment.
He Ming put down the photo album and took out Zhou Qingyun's textbooks, which were indeed not bad. Women with large breasts are brainless, her grades were average, but after searching for a while, she couldn't find Zhou Qingyun's diary.
He Ming suddenly slapped his forehead, thinking to himself that he was really foolish. In this day and age, most people type out their diaries directly on computers, and Zhou Qingyun loved the internet so much, she must have put it online.
The Zhou family used to be very poor, and with only Mrs. Zhou supporting the family, they didn't have a computer. After Zhou Qingyun met He Ming, she bought several laptops, her favorite one being a high-end, pink laptop that she always carried with her.
He Ming brought the laptop over and put it on the table, opening it up. It only took over ten seconds to boot up, whereas his old computer used to take two or three minutes.
As soon as he opened it, He Ming was startled, because it was a photo of him and Zhou Qingyun together. He didn't remember when it was taken, it seemed to be their first meeting, going shopping at a mall, in a fitting room, she even took a picture with him.
This photo perfectly captures He Ming's bitter smile and Zhou Qingyun's charm. However, there is a warm feeling to it.
He Ming smiled happily and then logged onto Q, ignoring some classmates' and simple friends' messages, directly entering Zhou Qingyun's space. Soon he found that all the passwords set by Zhou Qingyun were open to him, and he could click on any diary or album directly.
He Ming first opened a password-protected album, thinking he could see some sexy photos, but it turned out to be all his own photos.
He Ming touched his chin and thought, "I wonder if my wife also knows that there are many hackers, so she doesn't dare to take sexy photos."
He Ming returned to his diary and found that his wife's space was extremely popular, with thousands of views in the past, but now it has broken through tens of millions. He opened one of the posts "Angel Arrives on Earth" and found that it was actually about himself, which means that the relationship between the internet-famous abdominal muscle brother and Zhou Qingyun had been exposed.
After reading the comments, there were indeed many abdominal muscle brothers asking about that aspect. Zhou Qingyun responded with a brilliant comment: "What you do in a year is roughly what he does in a day." This sentence was wildly praised and reposted by countless people.
He Ming wanted to continue browsing, at this time, a box popped up, which was the latest news information bar that appeared when Q was opened.
Due to continuous domestic and international contact, the country fully opened up soon after its founding in 1947, so network technology is on par with international first-class levels, even surpassing that of most countries.
So the news information boxes are always the latest and most important content, He Ming was still an otaku at that time, relying on this information box to understand major events in the world, loved headlines, especially red headlines which meant major explosive news.
Also saw the red headline, He Ming smiled and opened it to take a look, his smile froze: "At 5:30 this morning, surprisingly, Chairman Jian Guo wore the grand marshal uniform worn during the five major military parades on He Ming, the discoverer of the ape-man skull in Malan Mountain City. Is today April Fool's Day?"