Volume 1 Chapter 37 Shameless He Ming

  He Ming sat on Liu Xiaolian's wedding bed, sizing up the room. It was an old brick-wood structure house, although it seemed to have been renovated in a short period of time, painted with white paint, pasted with red couplets, and the tiles on the top had also been repaired, supplemented with new wood, but the flavor of the years was still very strong, just like an old lady applying thick powder to cover up the signs of aging, hoping to look decades younger.

  Liu Xiaolong and his father Liu went out to discuss the divorce, earlier He Ming roughly understood that it was because the Liu family owed a debt of 70,000 yuan, with interest that made the Liu family breathless. After negotiating with the creditor, they decided to marry off Liu Xiaolong to the eldest son of the largest creditor, a 30-year-old bachelor. In this way, not only would the Liu family clear all their debts, but they would also receive a dowry of 30,000 yuan.

  To He Ming, 100,000 yuan is now like 10 yuan in his eyes, but for Liu Xiaolian, it almost drove her to death.

  Liu Xiaolong left, afraid that He Ming would run away, so he kept his own sister to watch He Ming, the same pure and innocent girl who had just cried.

  He Ming had nothing to do, so after looking at the house, he looked at the girl. She was pretending to be very brave and staring at He Ming without blinking, as if He Ming would run away at any moment.

  But what if Mingzhen really wants to escape, can her thin body withstand it?

  This is Liu Xiaoluan's younger sister, named Liu Xiaohe. Seventh in line, 16 years old, she wore a school uniform and a pair of worn-out red-and-white sports shoes. Her long hair was casually draped over her shoulders, just like Liu Xiaoluan's, but slightly yellowish due to malnutrition. However, her facial features were delicate, her temperament pure and elegant, her fingers slender and white, and her figure slim, full of the vitality of a young girl.

  It's no wonder that a beautiful woman emerged from the river. Although He Ming was anxious and didn't have the heart to appreciate the scenery on his way here, it still left a deep impression on him. The mountains were clear and the water was beautiful, and the girl naturally had a slender and elegant figure, with a pure and gentle temperament.

  Liu Xiaohua was looked at by He Ming, feeling embarrassed and uneasy, twisting the hem of her clothes with her hand, and her eyes no longer had the same momentum as before, staring at He Ming without letting go.

  He Ming wanted to have some fun, and seeing the backpack still on the ground, he said: "Liu Xiaohua, can you understand my Mandarin? If you can understand me, bring that backpack over to me." As he spoke, He Ming beckoned to the backpack with his finger.

  Liu Xiaohua understood He Ming's words, looking at him sitting on the bed with a big knife, too lazy to pick up the backpack several meters away, intentionally making trouble for her. So Liu Xiaohua looked at He Ming with a huff and went to pick up the backpack.

  There were over 800,000 yuan in cash in the backpack, weighing more than 10 kilograms. Liu Xiaohua couldn't lift it up and had to drag it over with both hands using force.

  He Ming poked his nose with his finger and then shook it, saying: "You're so bad, you can't even carry a backpack."

  Liu Xiaohua put her hands on her hips and said in a Sichuan accent, "You, you're bullying me! I'm going to tell my sister!"

  Ah——He Ming yawned, scratched his ears, picked at nonexistent earwax, and then lazily said: "What? You want to tell your sister? I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared."

  He Ming said more than a dozen "I'm so scared". Liu Xiaohe understood that He Ming was teasing her. So she got angry, biting her lip and walking back and forth, wanting to rush up and hit He Ming but restrained herself due to his identity.

  He Ming opened his mouth wide, wagging his tongue back and forth, and patted his own face, as if silently saying, "Come on, hit me, come on, hit me."

  Liu Xiaohua was so angry that she turned her head and refused to look at He Ming's "performance". He Ming also felt bored, suddenly remembered that he should also take a look at his own materials.

  He Ming had long known that through mirrors and other reflective objects, he could see the green light on his own head, indicating that he had changed from a white light person to a green light. However, He Ming was hesitant when it came to himself, fearing that the infinitely great, wise, and correct self in his imagination might actually be an ordinary, arrogant person who was bad from head to toe.

  He thought he was a descendant of Mount Hua's Yue Buqun, but it turned out he was actually a descendant of the Beggar Clan's Hong Qigong, and at that, just a lowly beggar.

  "Get me a mirror." He Ming glanced at his watch, it was only half past ten, Liu Xiaolong and the others would need another half hour to return. Now going out again, he wouldn't understand the local language, and people would think he's a monkey?

  Liu Xiaohua turned around and took a look at him before leaving, He Ming rubbed his chin, fortunately Liu Xiaohua was educated and could understand Mandarin.

  Liu Xiaohua left for a few seconds and came back with a girl, who was even smaller than Liu Xiaohua. She wore an old-fashioned blue and white coat that looked like it had been worn for several years, but the color was almost indistinguishable. A pair of equally old pants and a pair of running shoes.

  What a contrast for He Mingqing who spent 18 million yesterday. Yesterday, he was crazy shopping in one of the most prosperous cities in the world, and today he came to Beichuan, a poor and remote town. Everywhere is filled with poor people, a bunch of babies, various earth-shack houses, fifty-year-old brick-wood structure old houses, and the best are two-story newly built buildings.

  The best means of transportation is a motorcycle or a tractor, and of course, there are also small cars. However, in this godforsaken place, not even the most basic gravel road exists. Once it rains, forget about it.

  This seems to be Liu Xiaohua's sister, of course also Liu Xiaolong's sister, maybe it is Lao Ba.

  She looked at He Ming with a hint of fear, her small face was delicate, with a pair of big eyes and beautiful lips, the whole person was very pure and pretty.

  However, He Mingdao said: "Come on, let's have a smile."

  She also understood He Ming's words and laughed like crying. Indeed, her teeth were very dirty and yellow because there was no condition to brush teeth here.

  What a tragedy! He Ming thought, at this time, Liu Xiaohua carefully came over with a square mirror in her arms. He Ming put on his glasses and took the mirror, taking a look.

  It really is, there's a bright green light on top of my head.

  Look or not? He Ming thought, but he had been staring at the green light for too long, and the information came out automatically.

  Green light upgrades living beings, he has many characteristics.

  He likes to show off and won't let go of any opportunity to make a big impression.

  (Old) Impulsive Person: He thinks he's a steady and down-to-earth person, but in reality, he's more impulsive than the two young people. Strangely enough, his behavior is quite popular with others, perhaps because they think he doesn't have any ulterior motives. Charm +2

  (Former) Out of Control: He often loses control of things, his chaotic behavior leads to various consequences, but surprisingly, this behavior is quite popular with people, perhaps they think he's very interesting and fun to be around. Charm +2.

  (Former) Qingxiu: His appearance is very delicate, no doubt, he was quite handsome when he grew up. Charm +2.

  (New) Divine Skill: He has successfully cultivated a divine skill, no one can do better than him. Constitution +15, Strength +12, Agility +8.

  The Money Mask: He likes to throw money at people and believes in one truth: problems that can be solved with money aren't problems. Money is his lifeblood, his sharp tool, and his disguise. When he finds out that money has lost its effectiveness, he will resort to emotional attacks of crying and making a scene.

  New Mutated Large Pendant: He has a pendant that stimulates the mutation of genetic molecules due to his cultivation of divine power, making him have boundless energy and endless desires. Constitution +5.

  New Pachinko Game: Due to the influence of a large variation, this person has a special liking for pachinko games and is infatuated with them. He cannot resist sexy women; if you want to conquer him, it's best to use the beauty trap.

  He Ming put down the mirror, after a while, he burst out laughing, it turned out that his brother was also this strong! Not only did he have charm added to him, but his physique and strength, agility were all the best among those he had seen!

  As for personality issues, He Ming never thought of changing, a dog can't change its habit of eating feces, and a person's nature is hard to change.

  As expected, after reading the materials, He Ming's money mask trait was triggered again. He opened his backpack, took out 20,000 yuan, and threw it into Liu Xiaohua and her sister's arms.

  "Here's your lucky money. Spend it as you like!" He Ming said, lying on the wedding bed, the quilt was brand new and smelled of Liu Xiaolian's fragrance.

  What to do with Liu Xiaolong's problem? He Ming thought hard, he had Zhou Qingyun's slap in the face and his cousin's spiritual sustenance, no need to make a fuss about Liu Xiaolong and stir up trouble, then be busy himself, and still have time to visit Bao?

  He Ming suddenly sat up in bed, thinking of treasure hunting. It had been a long time since he last went treasure hunting, so he decided to go take a look around. Who knows, there might be some treasures here too.

  Liu Xiaohua's hands and feet trembled as she blocked He Ming, her two hands holding a large sum of RMB: "That... that's too much, we don't dare to take it!"

  He Ming took a look at Liu Xiaohua and her sister, they were both scared out of their wits. He Ming's wicked sense of humor emerged again, he turned around to grab another 20,000 yuan and stuffed it into the bosom of the two Liu sisters, saying: "Is that too little? I'll give each of you an additional 10,000 yuan, you continue to return it to me, I'll continue to give you 10,000 yuan."

  As a result, Liu Xiaohua and her sister exchanged a glance, then hid in their arms, both of them with hearts racing, faces excited and thrilled, cheeks flushed.

  He Ming nodded and said: "That's more like it. I'll go take a look around your house." He slung his backpack over his shoulder, ready to head out.

  Liu Xiaohuo took 20,000 yuan but still blocked He Ming, shaking his head and saying: "No way! He Ming, you can't go out, my sister said so!"

  "How can you call me He Ming? I'm at least your sister's friend, hurry up and call me Brother He Ming, it's good too!" He Ming said with a smile, using his little finger to lift Liu Xiaohua's chin, blowing a breath on her face, and also asking Liu Xiaohua's younger sister to call him brother.

  "Brother." Liu Xiaohua's sister called out softly first, Liu Xiaohua struggled free from the fingers, biting her lip thinking back and forth, finally calling out "brother".

  He Mingdao said: "This is more like it. Come on, let's go for a walk together. This way you can also keep an eye on me and prevent me from running away. Right?"

  After finishing speaking, He Ming also ignored Liu Xiaohua's opposition and went out of the room. There were more than a hundred people in the front yard for the wedding banquet, and he was stared at like a monkey, so he had to turn to the backyard.

  This backyard is incredibly large, with a mountain spring flowing in from afar, a clear river to the left, and a vegetable garden in front, planted with all sorts of vegetables. Even the gardens behind the luxurious villas on Suzhou Creek can't compare to it.

  There were also some women busy in the backyard, seeing He Ming come out and enthusiastically talking non-stop. He Ming nodded, looking around with his glasses, wanting to find a glimmer of light, and saw seven or eight women enthusiastically surrounding him, chattering away.

  He Ming turned his head and asked Liu Xiaohua: "What did they say."

  Liu Xiaohua looked at He Ming strangely and said: "Aunties say, brother-in-law is so handsome and strong. His clothes are not bad either."

  He Ming nodded and responded enthusiastically to the woman, then opened his backpack and took out 1,000 yuan in cash to give as a New Year's gift to each of them.

  Seven or eight women widened their eyes and couldn't figure it out before putting them away. Then He Ming made a gesture, I went to take a look at the scenery, and slipped away.

  He Ming looked around but couldn't find anything, then saw a mountain not far away and quickly ran over.

  Liu Xiaohua thought he was going to run away and hurriedly chased after him. Even her sister followed in a panic.

  "He Ming, don't run!"

  "I'm not running away. I'm just taking a look around."

  He Ming stopped, Liu Xiaohua grasped his arm tightly. He Ming cried and laughed, saying: "I'm not familiar with this place, what am I running from!" After finishing speaking, he broke free from Liu Xiaohua's hand, saw a big tree, and said: "It's been a long time since I climbed a tree!" Before the words were finished, He Ming was like a large ape, carrying his bag, climbing up this 7-8 meter tall tree.

  Liu Xiaohua and her sister only felt that He Ming's hands and feet were exceptionally agile, and in the blink of an eye, he climbed up the tree. Although they were surprised by his speed in climbing trees, but after taking a look at each other, they couldn't understand what was wrong with their sister's husband?

  "Just like a big monkey, so mischievous, hehe." Liu Xiaohua's sister said softly.

  Liu Xiaohua nodded and said: "Keep an eye on him all the time. If he escapes, we're done for. Sister will be furious."

  "Uh-huh." Her sister's head was like a garlic press, her eyes staring at He Ming without blinking, and she said: "He gave us so much money, what should we do? I really want to buy new clothes, and the tuition fees for the new semester won't be a worry anymore."

  Liu Xiaohua heard the voice and touched the two bundles of cash on her chest, saying: "It's so annoying. I don't want to give it to Dad or Brother!"

  He Ming did not know the conversation under the tree, he felt that his vision was broadened a lot, so he covered his hands and looked around like a monkey, but every time he was very careful, afraid of missing something.

  In the distance, under the sunlight, a green light flickers in and out of sight.

  I'm here! He Ming flew down the tree quickly and sprinted towards the green light. The Liu sisters, who were whispering to each other, hastily chased after him, shouting "He Ming, don't run away!"

  I don't want to run away. He Ming was caught by the arm again, too lazy to care, and walked directly towards that green light.

  It was a plant, close-range probe, and the message came out.

  Green light plants, especially rare garlic.

  Eating it raw can eliminate fatigue, increase physical strength, and boost vitality, eliminating viruses.

  Note: Once removed, it will be invalid after more than 24 hours.

  Wow, I've never seen such a great plant before. He Ming was overjoyed and pulled out the garlic, blew off the dirt, peeled one clove, and ate it raw. Suddenly he felt his body heat up, and even his little brother downstairs jumped up.

  Really effective. He Ming directly put the garlic into his pocket and continued to look for good things.

  Liu's sisters continued to follow him, looking at each other in confusion. What was wrong with this guy? He was so happy just because he saw a big garlic bulb.

  He Ming swept back and forth again without finding anything, so he climbed another tree to take a closer look. Then he saw the green light again.

  Haha, He Ming rushed to the green light and dug it open. It was a thick, worm-like plant. What is this thing? While still detecting, Liu Xiaohua exclaimed: "Winter insect summer grass? How is that possible, now is winter."

  Then the news came out.

  Green light level creature, especially rare Huanglian.

  He successfully lowered blood pressure and cleared heat and detoxified.

  "This is Coptis, what's with the look. Little Lotus." He Ming put on airs as a plant expert with his glasses, showing off his big brother identity, Liu Xiaohua's sister covered her mouth and giggled, Liu Xiaohua glared at him hatefully and said, "Disgusting!"

  "Right, what's this little sister's name? So cute, come give brother a hug." He Ming picked up a green light Huanglian, in a good mood, and asked about Liu Xiaohua's name.

  "She's called Liu Xiaoye."

  He Ming pretended to applaud and praised: "What a good name! Xiao Ye, ordinary yet extraordinary, seeing the extraordinary in the ordinary, and the ordinary in the extraordinary!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and said: "Come on, let brother hold you in his arms and pamper you." His expression was particularly lewd.

  Liu sisters were disgusted by He Ming's shamelessness and kicked him hard.

  At this time, a woman ran over, her hair was neither long nor short, wearing a red wedding dress, and said: "What's wrong with Xiaohua and Xiao Ye? Is He Ming bullying you?"

  "Yes, sister. He's so bad." The two sisters surrounded their sister to tattle on her. Liu Xiaolong listened for a while, then walked over and patted He Ming on the back, saying: "You're such a rascal. Let's go, we're going to eat."

  He Ming deliberately wiped his nose on the expensive, crimson wedding dress made of Shu brocade, which Liu Xiaolian's sister had worn on her wedding day, infuriating Liu Xiaolian, who slapped and scolded him, while Liu Xiaohe and her sisters giggled with amusement.

  "What? Drinking? Alright, alright." He Ming picked up a glass of wine and downed it in one gulp. His physique became full of energy and his drinking capacity also increased. Liu's relatives kept toasting him, and He Ming accepted every toast without hesitation, occasionally turning his head to ask Liu Xiaolong what he was saying.

  Liu Xiaolong showed a happy expression, coquettishly looking at him, intentionally not giving him an explanation.

  "This is my brother." Liu Xiaolong pointed at the several men who came around and said, He Ming nodded, after toasting with wine, saw that there were still some children, so he took out RMB again to give them money, each one less than a thousand, most more than a thousand, finally even the adults got money, table by table, in the end, gave tens of thousands, the Liu family's eyes were all wide.

  He Ming didn't stop there. The Liu family, including the sisters Liu Xiaohua and Liu Xiao Ye, several brothers, and a sister who had just arrived, all sent 30,000 yuan each.

  Finally, He Ming saw that there was still half of the money left in the bag, so he took out 100,000 yuan and said, "It's not easy to raise a daughter, I understand you two. This is the lucky money for your elderly parents." He gave Liu's father and mother 50,000 yuan each, which moved them both to be extremely emotional.

  He Ming sat back in his seat, drinking and eating, marveling at how his acting skills were getting better and better. Liu Xiaoliang leaned in close and whispered, "Why did you spend so much money? What exactly happened?"

  He Ming was a bit drunk, his tongue was big, and he explained from not going home that he bought a Lamborghini, several hundred million mansions, yesterday's shopping spree used nearly 200 million, and settled the major events of life, playing wildly.

  He Mingdao said: "You can make a request to me, want how much money good negotiation. From now on enjoy life, just don't come looking for——"

  He Ming hadn't finished speaking when Liu Xiaoliang, whose face had turned ashen, poured a full cup of cola on He Ming's face and then rushed into the room.

  The lively scene suddenly fell silent, and He Ming also reacted instantly, showing off his Warner Emperor level, saying: "This is Xiaoleng's confession of love to me, it's a custom from our hometown. Xiaohe, quickly explain to everyone."

  Liu Xiaohua explained it briefly, and everyone nodded in understanding, so that's how it is, customs are understood.

  He Ming let out a sigh of relief, continued to sit down and had a bite of the famous husband and wife lung slices in Sichuan cuisine, then said: "I'm a bit drunk, I'll go to the room for a while. Xiao He, you explain to your parents, I'll slip away first."

  He Ming entered the room, and Liu Xiaolian sat with her back to him, wearing a red wedding dress.

  The curve is really good, He Ming admired it, but he also knew that Liu Xiaolian couldn't be settled with money, so he finally took off his money mask and sat beside Liu Xiaolian, gently stroking her back, saying: "What do you want to do after all."

  Liu Xiaoliang's eyes were calm and she didn't respond. He Ming knew that this person had a very strong inner self. She was wearing glasses, and indeed, in the reflection of her glasses, he saw green light, so he took the opportunity to sneak a peek at her information.

  Green light life form.

  The physical condition is as follows.

  This person has a strong character and will not give up easily.

  She is very diligent and hardly ever takes a break.

  (Old) Control: She has a strong overall view, knows what to do and what not to do, and achieves the greatest benefit at the least cost.

  (New) Crazy Love: She fell in love with a man, to her, that man was the meaning of her life. She catered to him unconditionally, sacrificing herself and compromising, but if that man abandoned her, she would go crazy and become violent.

  Sweet: She fell in love with a man, so the cold and ruthless traits in her personality will disappear.

  He Ming was speechless, damn it, what to do?

  Liu Xiaolong said at this time: "What do I have to do, can you love me? In the three years of university, our feelings are not as good as a 95-point beautiful leg?"

  He Ming nodded naturally and said, "Your words are just like some men who ask their girlfriends after being dumped: 'The three years of feelings between us, can't they compare to a middle-aged man driving a BMW? The girlfriend says: Of course not, the BMW can have car sex, what about bicycles?!' Since that's the case, why can't I say that our three years of feelings are indeed no match for 95 points of beautiful legs, D-cup breasts, and a pretty face?"

  Liu Xiaolong was about to hit him again, but He Ming grabbed her hand and smiled coldly. "Life is like this, why make emotions so important? This is a material world, I'll give you a lot of money, tens of millions, isn't that enough?! What kind of man can't you find in your lifetime? You must..."

  He Ming hadn't finished speaking when Liu Xiaolian grabbed a pair of scissors, startling him. "Don't be rash," he said. "We can talk things through, no need to get so worked up!"

  Liu Xiaolong didn't attack He Ming, instead she held a pair of scissors to her own throat and bit her lip, saying: "I thought you wouldn't come today, I'd marry that old man, he'd take my virginity for the night. The purity that belongs to you would be lost forever. Okay, fine, I can accept this, it's my fate. I could still escape, we could still be together! But I thought of the beginning, not the end. You came, but your heart is gone! Why?"

  He Ming was so scared that his legs softened, and he knelt down and begged: "Wife, put down the scissors, let's talk. I haven't changed my heart, you know, it's just a matter of choice in psychology, I met someone better and more suitable for me, and she is what I need, why shouldn't I choose her?"

  Liu Xiaoleng hummed and smiled: "It's because I'm not pretty enough, right?" As she spoke, her hand moved to scratch her face, her eyes turning fierce: "In that case, I'll make you bear the shadow of a lifetime! Because you ruined my looks!"

  Ah! He Ming reacted extremely quickly, he knew that snatching the scissors might fail, so he had no choice but to use his own hand to block. As a result, the scissors stabbed into He Ming's hand, but his muscles instinctively contracted and didn't penetrate deeply.

  Liu Xiaolong saw the scissors pierce into He Ming's hand, and with a cry of "ah", the scissors fell to the ground. She quickly grasped his hand and said: "Husband, are you okay? I'm sorry! Waaahhh..."

  He Ming took a look at the wound and said, "It's okay, it's okay. Don't be so impulsive, we can talk things over."

  Liu Xiaolong took out a handkerchief and stuck it to He Ming's wound, using her soft tongue to lick away the bloodstains. He Ming's heart skipped a beat as memories of their intimate moments three years ago came flooding back - the times they had kissed passionately, caressed each other, and almost gone all the way, except that his little brother had "gone on strike" after one shot, or else Liu Xiaolong might have already been his.

  Liu Xiaolong leaned into He Ming's arms and whispered: "Husband, what are you going to do?"

  He Ming didn't dare to mention breaking up anymore, so he thought for a moment and said: "Wife, how about this? I'll marry both you and Zhou Qingyun, okay?" As soon as the words came out, He Ming felt no shame at all, but instead thought of the wonderful days ahead when he could play with three people every day. It seemed that he had already completed half of Mr. Yue's path.

  Liu Xiaolong was both angry and annoyed, saying: "You're thinking too much! Fine, I agree. But what about Zhou Qingyun? You also said that there's a beloved cousin!"

  He Ming looked at Liu Xiaolian wearing a wedding dress, with a pure and sexy look, and had already been itching for a long time. He turned around to lock the door, rushed back and hugged Liu Xiaolian: "Who cares? With two wives, what's one more little wife? I'm just being domineering, I want to have a harem, as for the reason, you'll know soon!"

  Liu Xiaolong was extremely clever, knowing what He Ming would say next, her face turned red and her ears were hot, just wanting to say something, but was blocked by He Ming's mouth.

  At the same time, little brother wakes up and cheers, and is about to meet a new sister.

  You're awesome, boss! I fully support your idea, a real man should be like you!