Chapter 28: Practicing Toad Skill Again

  Hei Ming stood up, and applause erupted.

  Commander Wang shouted loudly: "What a scary young man! He's already met the standards of an international first-class strongman. And his physique isn't even that big, it's really unbelievable! Now it's our turn, don't make me lose face!" After finishing speaking, the 55-year-old commander took the lead and was the first to take the push-up test. Everyone was curious about how strong this big shot was.

  As a result, he pushed 118 kilograms and the soldiers applauded, but He Ming's relatives silently despised him. Because He Ming had just pushed 240 kilograms, while the commander only had 118 kilograms.

  He Ming's relatives are unclear, 118 kg, which is already an astonishing bench press score. More than twice that of an average adult.

  Xue Hu claimed to be the strongest in the army, stimulated by He Ming, he pushed 200 kilograms, refreshing his own data. Immediately afterwards, Ying Jun also pushed 182 kilograms, and other warriors followed suit.

  He Ming watched among his family members, and his second sister He Fang grasped He Ming's arm and said: "It's as hard as iron. Mom, Xiaoxian, you guys say, will Xiao Ming become a monster?"

  The young version of He's mother tried hard to look older, and finally looked like she was over 30 years old. She smiled and said: "A son who is so strong is a pride for his parents! Look at the old man, he only pushed 80 kilograms!" As she spoke, she patted He's father on the butt and said: "He performed so fiercely last night, but today he can only..."

  He Da angrily said to He Ma with a stern expression, "Be careful tonight."

  He Mu scolded and slapped He Dabao. Then she said: "Wait a minute, let's have a family meeting. Xiangxiang, do you want to come?"

  He Xiaoqian nodded repeatedly, she knew what it meant. He Ming's heart was also racing, just wanting to hold his cousin's hand, but He Xiaoqian took the initiative herself. He Xiaoqian made a face at him, almost mocking him for not having the courage.

  He Ming looked around and didn't see her older sister, so she quietly asked Er Jie: "Where's Big Sister?"

  He Fang shrugged and said in a low voice: "Big sister's boyfriend came, but they had a falling out!"

  He Ming was startled and said: "Sister, when did you have a boyfriend?"

  He Fangdao said: "You went to school at that time. But that person is even shorter than you, and his face is ugly too. I guess your sister has taken a fancy to their family's conditions. However, it's just a few million, and they can't even take out tens of thousands of cash, in the past, they treated our family

  It's still attractive. Now, my elder sister has 3 million in cash at the bank, I have a Lamborghini and a Hummer H1, and our family has a 40 million mansion. As a result... originally mom didn't like him. How about now?

  He Ming exclaimed: "That's it? Big sister is 24 and still not anxious? The relatives who came today all got married at the age of 18!"

  He Xiaoqian had been listening all along. When she heard this sentence, she whispered to He Ming's ear: "Brother, I'm 19 years old now. Let's get married next year."

  He Ming's heart skipped a beat, just as he was about to respond, but then he saw He Longhao walking over with a robust middle-aged man with a stern expression and a well-preserved woman with striking features following behind him.

  He Ming's parents are also He Xiaoqian's parents. Unfortunately, He Ming is still holding someone else's hand.

  They came before the He family, with people all around cheering for the soldiers who were pushing the beds. In such an environment, He Ming had the opportunity to talk to He Xiaoqian's parents.

  He Xiaoqian's father, in He Ming's memory, was a silent and powerful man. It is said that the whole family of He Xiaoqian relied on him for a living, farming and going up the mountain, almost never getting tired. And her cousin's mother, indeed, how to put it, was extremely talkative, with a strong personality, daring to say anything, one of the most impressive aunties among today's visiting relatives.

  Xiao Qian's mother beckoned He Ming to come over, took a good look at him and smiled: "Little Ming, it's been years since we last met, you've grown so big and strong. No wonder my Xiao Qian likes you so much. I hope you two will be happy together in the future."

  Happiness or sexual happiness? He Ming felt that it was more like the latter, because of the way his sister-in-law spoke, which indeed had this implication.

  He Ming thought for a moment and said: "Xiao Qian and I are siblings, don't you agree that we should be together?"

  Xiao Qian's mother hesitated for a moment, then burst out laughing. After a long time, she said: "Xiao Ming is really a university student. Isn't it better for my niece to marry my nephew? It's a saying that 'the fat water doesn't flow to other fields'."

  "Mom, the fat water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields." He Longhao said, giving He Ming a thumbs up, "He Ming brother, you're too awesome, bench pressing 240 kilograms. Superman! I only managed 45 kilograms. My arms are killing me!"

  "Go, go, go, don't disturb the adults talking." Xia Qian's mom pushed away her son and continued to say to He Ming: "Xiao Ming, the feelings between you and Xiao Qian, I and Xiao Qian's dad are aware of. Originally we decided to wait until you graduated, take a look at you two, if you still have feelings for each other, then we'll marry Xiao Qian off to you. But unexpectedly, you're so capable! So I've decided, with money, get married early, and your mom can hold her grandchild early too. Do you agree?"

  He Ming's heart was racing wildly, the 110 million he had just earned didn't make him as excited as now. He looked at his parents, they nodded, then he looked at Xiao Qian's father, whose expression was quite interesting, he pulled out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, but didn't light it.

  "Brother, hurry up and light a cigarette." His cousin said anxiously beside him. He Ming understood what it meant: lighting a cigarette meant agreement; otherwise, there would be no chance of success.

  He Ming hastily pulled out a lighter, too nervous, tried several times before finally lighting up Xiao Qian's father's cigarette. Then He Ming said: "The betrothal gift money, I'll give 10 million! No, 20 million!"

  What! Little Qian's father Zhang's mouth was agape, the cigarette fell silently to the ground, Little Qian's mother swallowed hard, He Longhao counted on his fingers, finally laughing foolishly. 200 million still wasn't his.

  He Fang's parents were also shocked, but He Fang whispered something in their ears, and their eyes became even more astonished, then numb.

  He Xiaoxian said softly: "Brother, don't spend so much money! One hundred thousand..."

  He Ming interrupted, turned his head and said: "Cousin, this money means nothing to me. You are my greatest wealth!" As he spoke, He Ming kissed his cousin's face and held her hand tightly.

  At this moment in life, it's great to live like this, almost everything has been given to me, thank you God. Buddha, God, Allah, I only wanted a flower, a tree, but you gave me a garden, a forest.

  Endless thanks to you and this planet!

  Xiao Qian's mother said: "That's great! It's settled then, we'll get married tomorrow!"

  Xiao Qian's father nodded, picked up the cigarette on the ground, which had already gone out. He put it back in his mouth, and He Ming couldn't let go of this opportunity to flatter him again, relighting the cigarette for his future father-in-law.

  Xiao Qian's father's silent face broke into a smile and said: "Then we'll wait for you to come and get married next year."

  He Ming was taken aback for a moment and asked, "Are you going back?"

  "Of course, Xia Qian isn't married to you yet, let's stay a few more days and then we'll head back. There are still things to attend to at home."

  "No, no, don't go back yet. Tomorrow we're going shopping in Songjiang and the day after tomorrow, we'll travel abroad together."

  He Longhao chimed in, "Alright! It's all settled then. We'll go shopping tomorrow!"

  Xiao Qian's mother said: "How can there be such a good thing? Not working and traveling every day."

  He Mingdao said: "It's only right, our mansion is very big, Uncle and Aunt can just stay here with us, no need to go back. I'll give each of you one million every month. How about that?"

  As soon as this was said, Xia Qian's mother immediately said: "Good thing, whoever goes back is a fool. Son's father, you say yes."

  Xiao Qian's father puffed on his cigarette and said, "What about the land at home, the chickens we're raising, and the pigs? The neighbors can't take care of them for a long time."

  Xiao Qian's mother pulled his ear and scolded: "With 100,000 yuan, how many chickens and pigs can you buy?! You dare to go back, I'll divorce you!"

  He Xiaoxian and her family agreed to move in, and after a few days, they went abroad for a trip together. As for the chickens and pigs at home, they were directly sent to the neighbors by phone.

  "Goodbye, my sisters. I love you all. But I no longer belong to you, the new world's sister is waiting for me!"

  With everything settled, Guo Bang and Situ Haoran walked over, each with their own woman. Guo Bang said: "Not bad, Ah Ming, a perfect match!"

  Situ Haoran smiled and said: "Xiao Qian is such a beautiful and lovely sister, what a pity."

  His wife Liu Xue said: "Why is it a pity?"

  Situ Haoran said: "Think about it, I'm so fierce, but I only did 95 kilograms of bench press. But yesterday, I shot 25 times. 25 times! He Ming did 240 times. Can Little Qian sister take it? Isn't this a waste?" As soon as he finished speaking, Situ Haoran stared at He Ming, in case he got angry and hit him.

  He Ming didn't come, but Xiao Qian's mother burst out laughing: "25 times? You're bragging! Come on, I'll accompany you tonight. If you can do 25 times, I'll cut off my head and use it as a urinal for you."

  Situ Hao Ran shrugged and rubbed his nose, saying: "This guy doesn't brag. Ask my wife. I worked on it for 4 hours yesterday. All of it was... uh, just the function of what we're going to do next!" Situ Hao Ran had also signed a confidentiality agreement, so he vaguely skipped over the frog's skill.

  Xiao Qian's mother knew what was going to happen next, and for the sake of her own happiness in the second half of her life, she took advantage of her new identity as He Ming's mother-in-law and pulled him over: "Get that divine work for your uncle too."

  Xiao Qian's dad said: "What are you doing?"

  "You don't know anything, others can do it 25 times in one night, how many times can you do? At most five times."

  Xiao Qian's mom said this, and everyone was shocked. They looked at He Xiaoqian's dad, who was not human! He Dad and He Mom were also extremely shocked, looking at each other in dismay. To think that He Dad had only done it once a few days ago, but now he did it several times a day, all thanks to practicing the "Toad Skill" and becoming younger again.

  He Ming said in a low voice to He Xiaoqian, "Your mother's words are still so direct."

  He Xiaoqian said: "Brother, I'm also mom's personality." As she spoke, she made a kissing face and seductively asked: "Want to kiss me? Brother ~"

  He Ming nodded slightly, not kissing now, he was going to follow the Eastern Unbeaten path. Looking around, it turned out that He Longhao had been staring at them all along, causing his sneaky kiss plan to go bankrupt.

  He Mingdao: "Xiao Hao, why are you sneaking a peek at me and your sister? Don't be so curious, it's not good."

  He Longhao shrugged and said, "Brother, you're still a virgin. At 21 years old, that's really precious. I started dating at 13 and ** at 15. So I never knew how to play the pure and innocent game, but now I understand. It's so interesting, He Mingge, from now on I'll learn from you more often!"

  He Xiaoqian covered her mouth and smiled secretly, her eyes gleaming with amusement. He Ming felt deflated, no wonder he didn't get along with Sutu Haoran, they weren't people of the same temperament, not good friends after all.

  At this time, the military personnel's push-ups were also over. Ying Yang came over and said: "He Ming, come on, start the deep squat test!"

  Xue Hu wrapped his shoulders and said sourly: "Save some strength, Xiao Ming, don't use the power of drinking milk to deal with us. We are not easy to mess with."

  Squat is the king of strength, the favorite of strongmen, so strongmen's body type are all very bulky and lack flexibility, which is fatal for soldiers.

  He Ming first measured his height and weight. After taking off his shoes and socks, his height was 172 cm and his weight was 82 kg. He Ming was overjoyed, saying that he had grown one centimeter taller! However, his weight had also increased from 61 kg to 82 kg in just a few days.

  No wonder his appetite has increased a lot, He Ming thought.

  He Ming put on his socks and shoes again, stood in front of the barbell, everyone was quiet, He Ming suddenly took 300 kilograms.

  Relax.

  350 kilograms. Easy.

  400 kilograms! This is Xue Hu's best record.

  A loud and clear cry, standing up straight.

  450 kilograms, success!

  470 kilograms, success!

  480 kilograms, success!

  490 kilograms, success!

  490 kilograms is like a mountain, He Ming used all his strength to try several times before succeeding, he said: "I give up!"

  Wow, it's boiling now! Relatives, soldiers, generals and experts all applauded. The camera on the side recorded this incredible moment, a 82-kilogram person actually squatted 490 kilograms, just like a small flower cat hitting the Northeast Tiger's swing!

  "We can expect something to happen tonight." The commander said with a profound meaning.

  The commissar also nodded and said, "Without a doubt, one of our plans can continue."

  Then others took turns doing deep squats, and Sze-toh Ho-yin did 160 kilograms, excitedly shouting "I am **!", showing off in the basement, but finally becoming a grandson in front of Ho Ming. 490 kilograms defeated 160 kilograms in seconds.

  He Longhao is just an ordinary person, still in his youth, and has already squatted 70 kilograms, which is outstanding among his peers.

  He Dab squats 120 kilograms, which is excellent. Guo Bang squats 75 kilograms, and everyone bursts into laughter.

  He Longhao's father, Xiaoxian's dad, is truly superhuman, bench pressing 120 kg and squatting 250 kg. He surpasses ordinary special forces soldiers. Experts keep asking if he has trained before, but when they find out the answer, they stop asking: "Is he an athlete?"

  When asked repeatedly, He Xiaoqian's father, who had been silent, muttered: "A farmer."

  The result was welcomed back as a hero by all relatives, and the bed was pushed higher than the commander.

  He Ming noticed a man named Yeli, who was tall and strong, 187 cm in height, with hands that reached his knees. His appearance was somewhat ugly, but the physiognomy book said that this kind of person had boundless strength, extraordinary energy, and was an unrivaled fierce general.

  He bench pressed 205 kg and squatted 440 kg, the first in the army. He Ming wore glasses, so he deliberately approached this person and got his detailed information.

  Green light life form, multiple attributes.

  (Innate) Godly Strength: He was born with strength surpassing that of ordinary people. Strength +7.

  (Formerly) Robust Physique: Very resistant to illness, impervious to heat and cold, full of energy. Constitution +6.

  (Former) Killing Machine: He is the most excellent soldier, proficient in killing techniques, military technology. Brutal and merciless.

  Destruction: He has a desire for destruction and demolition. He is a dangerous person.

  (Former) Crazy Power Surge: He can make a deal with the devil just to become stronger.

  (Formerly) Lust: He is very interested in women.

  Greed: He is extremely greedy for both money and power status.

  He is very cold-blooded and only believes in himself.

  Variant: Sprinter's Heart: His strength is due to his having a particularly robust heart. As such, he can take in more oxygen, power and stamina than others, making him stronger.

  ( New ) Disguise : For some reason , he is disguising himself .

  "This guy is simply Lü Bu! He Ming thought for a moment, then retreated and asked Xue Hu: "Who is Ye Li? So strong."

  Xue Hu sneered, "These guys who suddenly popped up in the past few years, 24 years old, born warriors. But on missions, they sometimes lose control, and the big shots are all worried to death. Such a strong guy, yet he likes to cause trouble."

  "Nothing to do with him. He's crazy. Your physical quality is better than his, but he can kill you in ten seconds."

  He Mingdao said: "Tiger, Ying Yang, if you have time, also teach me some military combat skills."

  He Ming is so strong now and also wants to learn combat skills. Otherwise, having a stronger body than others but not understanding techniques would be a tragic death.

  "No problem at all. I'd be delighted. My nickname is Instructor Tiger, and I think you'll soon understand why."

  After finishing the deep squat, it was already 10 o'clock. They then spent another hour doing a 100-meter dash.

  He Ming is first again, 9.95 seconds. Closely followed by Ye Li with 10.05 seconds. Third is another special soldier, 10.1 seconds.

  Seeing this result, the expert walked over and smiled: "He Ming, are you ready for the Olympic preparations this year?"

  He Ming suddenly came up with a brilliant idea and said: "Duty-bound! Dedicate one's life to the great sacred motherland!" In fact, it was just for show.

  Then he ran back and forth 100 meters to test his endurance, without slowing down, at high speed all the time. He Ming ran 65 times before he was panting to the limit.

  This time Ye Li had 40 votes, closely followed by Xue Hu with 35 votes.

  The commander ran 25 laps, panting and drinking water, saying: "It seems that He Ming's endurance is the strongest. Training as a warrior is extremely terrifying. He only lacks technique and experience, and both can be cultivated in half a year."

  The political commissar beside him said, "I find that He Ming's personality is not suitable for the army. He can't stand military life, so we arranged a few soldiers to protect him, and at the same time, train him and learn some mysterious skills from him."

  The commander smiled and said: "Old buddy, you're still so great. You've got He Ming under our control in no time."

  Finished physical fitness test, rested for a while, and it was already 11 o'clock.

  He Ming only wore a loose-fitting pair of pants that he would normally wear in the summer, and now the whole process has been filmed by cameras and sent to the higher-ups for review. If he had exposed himself, it would have been disastrous. Therefore, he specially wore a pair of pants that wouldn't expose his little brother, of course, he didn't wear any underwear.

  "We're leaving." The commander was already aware of the situation and was similarly dressed. His upper body muscles were still quite toned, despite being over 50 years old.

  The road to the mountain top was blocked, relatives couldn't watch the divine work, so they dispersed, either going back to sleep or playing mahjong all night.

  He Ming and others arrived at the small pavilion on the mountain top. The military was extremely well-prepared, with Wei Ge even purchasing over a dozen burlap sacks. Box after box, bottle after bottle, were distributed among the soldiers, into the hands of He's family members, as Si Tu Hao Ran explained to He Long Hao and his father. He Long Hao looked at He Ming's robust physique, then at his own trembling fat in the cold wind. Full of anticipation.

  "Everyone learn! Do as previously said!" Seeing the time was up, He Ming naturally lay down on the ground, making a frog shape. However, he didn't swallow Wei Ge, after all, he was still a temporary instructor.

  Ying Yang, Situ Haoran and others who were successful yesterday quickly entered the state, ate Viagra, and in just a few seconds, Situ Haoran started making strange noises. This time, the identities of the people present were too noble, he finally learned to be patient and didn't overdo it.

  "Sorry to trouble you, Xiao He." He Ming came over to Hu Bai Sen's side, arranged him into a frog-like pose, and then fed him a Viagra pill.

  Hu Bai Sen felt himself and said: "My words can't be used, but my lower body can't move anymore."

  "He Qing smiled and said, 'Let your wife move.'"

  "Haha. I don't feel anything on my back."

  He Ming thought for a moment and then let him take five more Viagra, Hu Bo Sen's lower body was paralyzed, He Ming didn't know how to deal with it either, so he just messed around! Anyway, it wasn't his body.

  Hobson felt a hot sensation rising from his lower abdomen to his upper back, and then massaged it up section by section, feeling extremely comfortable, and couldn't help but cry out. The expert on the side hurried over to observe him.

  But like many others, their fiery energy only surged up to the cervical vertebrae and then dissipated.

  The expert looked at Ying Yang and Situ Haoran's performance, as well as the performances of others, and hurried over to He Mingdao: "You're right. Only those who have grasped that true saying can understand the harmony of yin and yang and enhance their physical quality."

  "What's going on, hurry up and harmonize yin and yang together, let out a loud cry, inspire everyone!" The commander shouted: "Oh oh oh oh oh! So refreshing, I've got the feeling now, He Ming, quickly inspire me!"

  The political commissar also shouted: "He Ming, come quickly and shout with us!"

  He Ming watched the two big shots yelling loudly, waiting for the harmony of yin and yang. He couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time. He ran over, lay down on the ground, swallowed a bottle of Viagra, and his lower abdomen suddenly became hot, burning his heart to beat rapidly. The expert listened to He Ming's heartbeat and said, "It's faster than usual, quickly record the data!"

  Ribbit! Ribbit! For the fifth time, He Ming felt his powers growing stronger and his voice louder. Si Tu Hao Ran and Ying Yang were also croaking non-stop. More than a dozen experts and assistants kept checking their condition and recording data.

  At this time, Hu Bo suddenly shouted loudly, and everyone turned around abruptly, he had made a breakthrough!

  As expected, just a few seconds later, Hu Bo Sen suddenly roared: "How is this possible? My legs have sensation again! Hahaha, this is the mysterious learning, truly useful!"

  Ying Yang and Xue Hu were overjoyed! At this moment, the commander next to He Ming suddenly shouted loudly as well, "It's really too amazing! I've come too! I've become stronger!"

  The next moment, Xiao Qian's father also cried out loudly. Because He Ming was still wearing his glasses and hadn't taken them off, he actually saw that a green light appeared on Xiao Qian's father's body? It had actually been upgraded from white light to green light.

  So yourself, actually already green light? All because of yourself busy making a fortune, didn't think about your own state, so strong, how can it not be green light?

  He Ming looked at Ye Li again, he was a monster, but strangely, he hadn't reached the level of Tai Chi.

  Experts are working hard to study the state of people in yin-yang harmony. What brings it about?

  How should we understand that true saying? At this time, Xue Hu suddenly shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu has also arrived! Oh oh oh oh oh!"