Chapter 58: Life is always full of unexpected surprises
He Ming climbed up an ancient ginkgo tree with a history of over a thousand years, a national first-class protected plant. He saw green light on top and went closer to take a look, it was another ginkgo fruit. Putting it into his pocket, He Ming climbed to the highest point like a monkey, looking far away in all directions, east, south, west and north.
He Qingwu ignored the green light emitted by the temple next to him, he knew it was a cultural relic in the temple, even if it was red light, he couldn't do anything about it, taking it would be against the law, the chairman would definitely send Liu Dasecret to discipline him, Liu Dasecret must have been tortured by lust on the plane just now and was very unhappy with him.
He looked around in all four directions, but there was nothing to be seen. He shook his head and climbed down the tree, lit another cigarette. There were already signs of human habitation here - buildings under construction, and of course, lights.
It's Chinese New Year now, there must be a lot of people, tourists staying overnight, visitors dropping by, or gathering to play mahjong and making noise.
He Ming walked into a small alley. In front of a small restaurant, an enthusiastic boss lady greeted him, saying that the store had all kinds of Tai Shan famous dishes and also provided internet access.
Can the restaurant still access the internet? He Ming went in to take a look and indeed it was not bad. Outside was the restaurant, with several tables, inside was a small internet cafe, four computers, several young children who had no money, surrounded one computer, watching a teenager play World of Warcraft.
He Ming's stomach was also hungry, so he sat down and asked the boss to bring up all the dishes, the best drinks, and the best wine.
Wow! The boss's wife is overjoyed, cooking while asking He Ming where he came from. Isn't Mount Tai beautiful? Isn't it lovely?
He Ming yawned, feeling a bit bored. His broken phone was not playable. What else did he have in his backpack? After rummaging through it, he remembered that the treasure from Chairman Mao's backyard had already been left at Zhou Qingyun's house.
There were over $300,000 in cash, $450,000 in US dollars, five bottles of mineral water, three packs of beef jerky and some other things like freshly picked green glow plants, pebbles, etc.
Unexpectedly, He Ming actually found a handheld game console, perhaps it was Zhou Qingyun who put it there, afraid that he would be bored and could play with it.
"Playing games? This game console is not bad, it's worth a lot of money, right?" The boss lady first brought out a dish, which was crispy fried tofu balls. Because the Tai Shan tofu was delicious, He Ming ate one and nodded: "Right, this game console should be around three thousand yuan. This dish is not bad, bring out five more plates. I have a big appetite."
The big-bellied man who loves to open restaurants eats a lot and spends a lot, the boss's wife happily says: "Great, great, great, other dishes are even more delicious."
He Ming nodded while playing the game, and at the same time, he was eating tofu balls. However, the handheld game console was indeed not suitable for him anymore. He shook his head, feeling outdated and no longer interested in playing games like this. It reminded him of his childhood when he could spend an entire afternoon playing boring games on a small TV game console, now thinking about it made him feel sick.
But now with the latest handheld game console, games like Monster Hunter which were a hundred times more exciting in terms of graphics, plot and operation than the old Game Boy, no longer have the appeal to play.
He Ming put the game console on the table, picked up a piece of crispy fried tofu and savored it, then he inadvertently turned his head and almost spat out the food in his mouth.
A five or six year old, chubby and cute little kid is staring intently at the game console on the table, with a pitiful expression in his eyes, his mouth watering.
He swallowed the food, burst out laughing, this little kid is too interesting, this expression is really on point, it's a pity that the game console salesperson didn't invite him to do an advertisement, what a waste!
He Ming suppressed his laughter and wanted to continue eating, but seeing the little kid's eager expression, he couldn't help but laugh again, this time unable to eat anymore.
He Ming sniffled and rubbed his nose, trying hard to hold back a smile. He went over to pinch the little kid's face and said, "Little friend, what are you thinking?"
The little kid dodged He Ming's magical hand and didn't answer him, staring at the game console all along.
The landlady saw it and smiled: "This is the son of a widow on our street, five years old, not very talkative."
He Ming nodded and picked up the handheld game console, saying: "Here, here, I'll give it to you, kid. This is your silent strength! Big brother has been defeated by you!" He also found a charger and handed it over together with the console.
The little kid took the thing, looked at He Ming for a moment, and then ran away quickly. He Ming smiled and shook his head, this little kid's escaping posture was also so handsome.
The boss's wife saw He Ming casually give away a 3,000-yuan handheld game console and was quite surprised. She brought out another dish, also a local specialty: Mount Tai roasted lamb skewers. "Young man," she said, "you're just giving it away like that? You're so generous!"
He Ming ate the mutton kebabs, pulled out a stack of RMB from his pocket, an unopened 10,000, directly took out a stack and put it on the table, saying: "This kebab will continue to be served. I'm very generous. This money is for the meal."
The boss's wife was overjoyed and took a look, it was almost two thousand, while the meal cost at most one hundred. Today she met a generous customer, with a smile all over her face, becoming even more enthusiastic.
"Internet service, right? I'll go online, and you continue serving dishes!"
The boss's wife agreed, and He Ming sat in front of an old computer eating barbecue and tofu balls while surfing the internet.
While eating, He Ming likes to watch movies, he logged into his country's largest video website, Youdou, to see what good movies there are.
As soon as I opened the webpage, the headline video was: "Mount Tai suddenly appears with immortals? A strange pine tree jumping in mid-air?"
Mount Tai? I'm already at Mount Tai, He Ming is very interested, click to take a look.
The video is very clear and you can see a person dancing on a branch that protrudes from the cliff.
As the camera zooms in, the person in the video becomes clearer and it can be seen that he is indeed jumping on a very dangerous branch, and if he is not careful, he will fall off and die.
He Ming was eating mutton skewers, quite admiring this second-rate guy, risking his life to hype himself up, what a big nerve he has. But in his heart, he felt something was off, like something didn't feel right. Wait a minute, wasn't that outfit... wasn't it my Versace menswear? Even the pants and backpack were exactly the same?
He Ming was startled, isn't this the old man? Right, right, it's me, I remember now. Just now I was smoking on a strange pine tree, looking into the distance, and doing some movements with my hands and feet that I like. I like to imitate the space step!
He Ming was speechless and continued watching himself in the video, discovering the green light above and jumping over it.
In He Ming's opinion, he just jumped over it, but in the video, his body is light and beautiful, completely unlike a human being, and under such circumstances where one could easily get killed. It's still too cool!
The next performance was even more astonishing, He Ming was like a gecko, flying upwards at incredible speed. Unlike ordinary people's rock climbing, which requires fixing and repeated testing before daring to proceed, He Ming climbed up as if he were crawling on the ground, unaffected by gravity, and disappeared into the night-covered mountain wall in just a few seconds.
The video ended, and He Ming went to look at the comments. There were already over a million, with the first one saying "It's going to be popular! I'm the sofa!"
The second is for immortals to meet with other immortals and kneel down to ask about this person's news.
Thirdly, awesome!!!
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The comments below went crazy, even foreigners' English appeared, they were all shocked, because it didn't look like a movie special effect, but how could humans do this? Who is this person? What is he doing?
The videographer said that a few hours ago, he came down from Mount Tai's Tianzhu Peak and saw someone doing this, so he took a video.
The power of the people is great, after seeing hundreds of comments, someone deliberately took a screenshot, and He Ming's side face was caught, his side face expression was very excited, sticking out his tongue, although it was only a jump past for less than a second, but can identify this person as no one else but abdominal muscle brother.
Oh no, now it's called Uniform Emperor, so through the abdominal muscle brother, Uniform Emperor's photos and videos, the figure is compared, nothing needs to be said, it's He Ming!
Someone is speaking wildly, who the hell told me, what kind of person is Uniform Emperor?
He spoke "unjust words" from the upper imperial court, also known as the hanging silk declaration. He Ming started to get popular, and today's grand marshal uniform made him even more explosive. However, it can still be explained because he helped the president. But now his superhuman abilities cannot be explained, because He Ming is a superhero, and everyone else is an ordinary person. How did you do it? We all want to know!
So when He Ming was touring the mountains and rivers, exploring everywhere, drinking wildly from the mountain springs and urinating, he was so fired up that he couldn't be more fired up. Afraid of being disturbed, He Ming had long since turned off his phone.
He Ming watched the video and immediately turned on his computer. He knew that Zhou Qingyun loved the internet and was the administrator of his own online forum, so he must have known about the news early on! He's definitely worried to death about him, as well as his family members.
As soon as I turned it on, He Ming was startled, oh my god, a large number of unconnected calls, including family members, Zhou Qingyun, Xue Hu, Liu Dami and so on.
He called home first to explain, because the frog's work was very strong and nothing would happen. He also talked to his father, mother, older sisters, and cousin. Especially his second sister scolded him, telling him to be careful when playing with dangerous things, or she would cut off his JJ (a colloquial term for penis).
He Ming called Zhou Qingyun, she answered the phone and cried and scolded, really angry, asking He Ming to hurry back and not play dangerous games!
He Ming repeatedly explained and comforted her, saying some cheesy words, and finally settled his wife down.
When hitting Xue Hu, He Ming became normal. He deceived Xue Hu, that's the effect of Ha Ma Gong. You can also try it out. Don't be afraid, you won't get killed, Ha Ma Gong is very powerful.
Finally, when he called Liu Dami, He Ming's voice became serious and said, "Hello, is that the chairman?"
"My name is Liu Hua."
"Oh, it's Liu Dami. What's up?" He Ming's voice became lazy and said: "Just had a passionate time with your wife? I can hear the sound of your spring breeze, like flowers blooming in a desolate valley."
Liu Huo's voice was crying and laughing: "He Ming, be serious, don't joke! The chairman has allocated the yuanqi cane, he is very happy, let me pass on to you, 'Comrade He Ming thanks you for your quick and effective service, please continue to work hard'. And I also thank you, my physical condition has become very good. As for my wife? Also very happy...... Privately, I want to ask, in that video of Mount Tai, was it you? What's going on? Don't engage in such dangerous behavior, you are an important figure now."
He Ming let out a wry smile and said, "Big brother, it's not my fault, I didn't do anything wrong. I'm very capable, even if I fell down, I wouldn't die. By the way, do you have any way to delete this video? Some idiot secretly took a video of me. I'm really being framed to death... I was just observing the feng shui, and from that, I can tell where there are good things. You understand, finding treasures."
Liu Huo smiled and said, "Is that so? Then I'm relieved. The video can't be deleted now, it's already been spread around. He Ming, you'd better be careful yourself. By the way, tonight, Commander Xue will bring you your military ID and gun permit, and train you in some military skills. Also, a plan will be initiated, so get ready!"
Gun license? Men all like guns, He Ming is a man among men, of course he likes it very much! He Ming happily said: "Having a gun license? Your meaning is that I can carry a gun with me now?"
"Right, He Ming, you are an important figure, but you like to act freely. Therefore, for your safety, the chairman has specially approved you to carry a gun. Besides, as a special forces officer, you can also legally carry a gun. As for the gun, it's up to you what you like, generally speaking, handguns that you can carry with you are all allowed to be held, to protect your personal safety, but don't show off and intimidate others, that is an illegal act."
"Rifles can only be placed in the vehicle, controlled by your three team members. Because rifles are eye-catching and easy to cause public panic. As for the plan, you will know tonight, that's it, I still have a meeting, goodbye!"
As soon as he heard that he could legally own a gun and choose any gun he wanted, He Ming laughed, the feeling was too cool, he unknowingly changed from a person who looked up to the privileged class to a member of the privileged class.
This way, He Ming, who was affected by the video, also recovered his mood. At that time, he would say, "Wow, Taishan Shengxian, I super admire him."
A reporter asked: "His Versace menswear is the same as what you've worn before, how do you explain that?"
He Ming gave the reporter a silent, disdainful look with his eyes, then said in a slightly mocking tone: "You should go ask Fan Sicheng's people. Thank you." Adding mentally, idiot.
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