Chapter 62: Choose a Gun at Random

  He picked up the Qin Dynasty golden seal, and He Ming smiled: "This is a good start." He began to lower his body to examine the case, because the glasses showed that there were blue and green lights coming from under the case. He bent down to take a closer look, and after probing around, he got some news.

  Blue-ray grade, Qin Dynasty bamboo slips, worth 20. It records some secrets, but you'd better not touch it.

  What does it mean? Can't touch it, He Ming doesn't understand, is there any danger? So he found a wooden leg of a broken wooden leopard and touched the bamboo slips with it. It was very good, the bamboo slips completely fell apart, just like a piece of tofu turned into crushed tofu.

  He Ming hesitated for a moment, then threw the wooden leopard leg directly onto the bamboo slips, so that the person who destroyed the Qin Dynasty's bamboo slips was not me, but the leopard. I was so eager to protect cultural relics that I tore off this fool's legs!

  That's it! He Ming had already thought of how to face the expert's inquiry. He bypassed the case, because it was from the Qin Dynasty, so even if the furniture at that time had become green light now, but He Ming wasn't a fool, he took out a piece of wood and said, "Hey guys, I'll sell you this Qin Dynasty furniture for 10 million." The other party would definitely respond, "Brother, brother, I'll take it for 10 million spirit money! You can go back and burn it for your Qin Dynasty ancestors."

  There was also a chair next to the desk, but He Ming knew it was absolutely impossible for it to be a chair because he had studied history and knew that chairs only became popular during the Tang Dynasty. A closer inspection revealed that it was actually a bamboo bed, which was extremely disappointing as more than 2,000 years had passed and half of the bed had already rotted away, degenerating into a chair.

  He Ming ignored the green light emanating from the rotten bed, knowing that if he touched it, it would collapse and turn into white light. Not to mention carrying it out, when he arrived at Shan Zhong Xue, the ape Tai Shan was so cool that even the dust on his shoulders had disappeared.

  He Ming bowed down again, holding his breath, and went to see a few bamboo slips by the side of a rotten bed. He could imagine that in those years, there was a Qin Dynasty otaku who, after finishing reading one, threw it on the ground like modern people do. The ground wasn't made of cement, so wild grass grew wildly, swallowing up the bamboo slips, and having a spiritual and physical exchange with them.

  As expected, the bamboo slips were still untouchable. He Ming turned to the next blue light and found a complete Qin dynasty ceramic by the lake. Overjoyed, he picked it up as soon as he got out of the water, but the ceramic shattered with a loud crash, and one blue light instantly turned into white light.

  Damn it! He Ming saw that there was still a piece of black and red pottery in his hand, and without thinking, he directly skipped it on the water. The fragments rotated rapidly on the surface of the water and quickly became even smaller pieces. He Ming laughed, it's really beautiful, awesome.

  At this time, it was past eleven o'clock. Xue Hu called again to ask when they would arrive. They were all at the top of Mount Tai, Yu Huang Ding. He Ming said he would be there soon and quickly started searching for treasure in this blessed land. This blessed land looked more like a person's bedroom, with things scattered everywhere. There were some bamboo slips covered in wild grass, several broken ceramic pieces... He Ming didn't find anything as valuable as the Qin dynasty golden seal from earlier. With time being tight, he directly rushed towards the place where the red light was most intense. That's right, it was that glowing tree.

  He Ming walked quickly to the front of this big tree, finally going to eat a piece of big fat meat. He revealed a smile, wondering what magical place this tree had. On one hand, he used his magical glasses to detect and observe, on the other hand, he looked up and down.

  This was a strange tree with cyan texture, dense and tactile, like the feel of metal. He Ming punched it with his fist, and indeed it was very hard.

  The tree's surface emits a faint glow, so on a pitch-black night, it's like a firefly in the dark, so handsome and eye-catching.

  But the tree is still a tree, He Ming saw a large number of bird nests on the tree, and he also saw many bird nests in the cave just now, and this tree is the golden zone in the mountain cave, just like the inner ring of Songjiang, so fond of birds, owning it overnight, with no other desires.

  There are also many ants making nests on the tree body, and I have no idea what the ants eat for a living.

  It's no wonder that earlier when I crashed into the mountain wall, a group of birds flew up, and it turns out their nest was here!

  The news about glasses is out.

  Congratulations on discovering Red Light Grade, Legendary Item, Lingzao Tree.

  Its existence cannot be examined. Its fruit is as big as a melon, appearing once every three or four years. It has the effect of thoroughly clearing viral diseases from the human body, improving gastrointestinal function and restoring declining gastrointestinal function. The gastrointestinal tract is the first part of the human body to decline with age, so its fruit is particularly effective for aging gastrointestinal tracts.

  The consumer's physique +5, with a certain cell vitality recovery function.

  It's a great pity that it has been occupied by birds and its fruits have been eaten up.

  You have two options, this tree is a rare and spiritual variant, it has strong evil-repelling, ghost-driving, and killing abilities against yin-type death creatures. You can dig out its most precious heartwood, but that would kill it. The second option is to take away its branches, which can be made into wooden swords, pendants, decorations, pillows, or statues, all of which have the effect of driving away evil spirits.

  Be extremely cautious, this Lingzhi tree possesses incredible spiritual power. If you kill it, you will be hated by nature. If you don't want to invite bad luck, it's best to pick up its withered branches and show respect by urinating or defecating on it, providing nutrition.

  Birds do well on top of crap.

  He Ming looked up and saw that the branches above were covered with a large amount of bird droppings. Fortunately, he didn't shake the tree vigorously, or else he would have become a man covered in bird droppings.

  Thanks then. Good friend, let me tell you what ** is, and what human urine is the most nutritious.

  He Ming had just taken out his younger brother, who was about to provide nutrition, but he turned around and said sincerely. He first opened the mineral water in his backpack, drank half of it, and then frantically ate beef jerky. At this time, he looked around to see if there were any missing treasures, and indeed, he found a blue light in a pile of wild grass. After digging it up, it was a Qin Dynasty green jade wall, worth 50.

  Good stuff! He Ming happily accepted it, turned it around a few times, and finally didn't find anything else. He then returned to the big tree, took out his little brother again, and said: "Tree, take it back for me!"

  This time urinating was extremely refreshing, He Ming had a feeling of helping a red light spirit tree, his impact volume was extremely large and fierce, causing bird droppings to fall down, but He Ming deliberately stood a few meters away to urinate, he could now urinate against the wind for five or six meters with a terrifying degree, this was caused by an extremely developed, even mutated **.

  After finishing urinating, He Ming lit a small panda-shaped incense stick and prepared to continue providing higher-level nutrients for the big tree. He squatted at the base of the tree, ready to serve. Since there were no books to read, He Ming took out the Qin Dynasty golden seal and admired it endlessly. This golden seal was exquisitely crafted, about the size of a palm, and had spent its long years in the wild grass, rotting wooden box, thus its color was dull and mottled, with a strong sense of historical vicissitudes.

  He Ming knew it was a good thing, but there was no Hu Su calligraphy, top-grade jade Buddha. The first piece of top-grade porcelain came in a beautiful shape, but it must also be very valuable. At this time, He Ming inadvertently discovered that there was a faint blue light in the small lake in front of him. Was there something in the lake?

  He Ming quickly stripped off his clothes at lightning speed, and with his glasses still on, he dove into the water with a splash.

  He Ming took a deep breath and dove into the water. He could now hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and it would only take him a few minutes to explore this lake.

  The water in the lake is very turbid, with aquatic plants and small fish and shrimp everywhere. Because this place has too much life energy, it leads to a large number of microorganisms in the lake. Microorganisms are the starting point of the food chain, so there are many small fish and shrimp that eat microorganisms, densely swimming back and forth among the aquatic plants, reproducing in large numbers, making He Ming think of the night market's small lobster.

  But these small shrimps that eat microorganisms are really too small, about the size of a grain of rice.

  He Ming rushed down directly, swimming towards the blue light. The toad's skill made his legs extremely powerful, so He Ming only took a few seconds, even faster than climbing a mountain wall, and arrived at the bottom of the lake.

  There's everything in the lake, but it's all rotten and broken, such as pottery, bamboo slips, and even a bronze vessel as big as a toilet. He Ming thought he'd struck it rich and picked up the bronze vessel, which shattered into several pieces in the water. Then a large shrimp swam out, looked at He Ming with disdain for destroying its home, and escaped.

  He Ming did not give up and continued to look for the next blue light, he really made a discovery, he found a large number of copper coins in the lake, as well as some metal bars. After taking a closer look, he stomped his foot in anger in the water, it was a copper bar! It had even corroded into an empty frame!

  He Ming did not lose heart. He knew that good things require patience to discover. He swam two laps in the lake, thoroughly searching every inch, but found nothing.

  Finally had no choice but to give up, there was no more time, so he went ashore, continued to go and fetch supplies, then took a branch and left.

  He Ming continued to prepare the big number, and at the same time looked around to see if there were any dry branches that could be picked up. At this moment, He Ming saw the blue light again, which came from the top of the mountain wall. Without saying a word, he rushed over, climbed up the mountain wall, and approached the blue light. Upon closer inspection, in a crack in the mountain wall, there was a dried-up jujube fruit that looked particularly large when it was full, and even now, when it was dry, it was still the size of a baseball.

  He Ming quickly took over the glasses and scanned them. The naked him stuck to the mountain wall, especially funny. The message from the glasses came out.

  Blue light level, Lingzao, worth 50.

  It was once fiercely contested by birds, causing it to fall into a mountain crevice, where no bird could get it.

  Eating it will give you a physique +4 and restore some vitality. Moreover, your gastrointestinal function will be strengthened, excluding a large amount of human toxins.

  Awesome, I finally got to eat the Lingzao, and I'm enjoying it all by myself! Greedy He Ming directly stuffed the Lingzao into his mouth without even washing it, afraid of washing away the precious energy. He also took a look around the nearby mountain wall to see if there were any other fish that had escaped the net.

  No, this is the only precious fish that escaped the net, because even if a lingzao fell into the lake, it would not be able to survive and would be eaten by large fish and shrimp.

  He Ming came down with a pleased expression, continuing to go to the bathroom, still savoring the precious ling jujube in his mouth, which was especially sweet. He even crushed the pit and swallowed it whole. Immediately, He Ming felt the most refreshing bowel movement of his life.

  Wow wow wow! He was burning with fever, feeling a huge amount of disgusting stuff, all pulled over at once. The scene was more spectacular than the biggest cow dung. He Ming was speechless for half a moment, only to realize that he had forgotten to bring a camera!

  What a waste, what a waste. I'll definitely come back here tomorrow, maybe next time, I'll bring my camera with me and take a picture of this huge turd, put it online, it will definitely help many people with their bowel movements.

  He Ming put on his clothes, it was already 11:12. Xue Hu opened the phone again, time was tight. He quickly found a branch over one meter long that had withered and broken off, tore it down, and put it in his backpack, saying: "Tree spirit, tree spirit, this withered thing is useless to you, I'll take it away. You can slowly enjoy such a big meal, little brother will leave first."

  He Ming finished speaking, looked at the mechanical leopards that were still struggling, they were still "alive", Liu Dasecret and others must have seen it and would not be disappointed. He Ming rushed back to the passage, picked up a giant wild He Shou Wu as big as a truck tire, assisted with a run-up, and rushed out of the waterfall, falling directly down, the wind whistling in his ears, He Ming was not nervous at all, he knew he would definitely get close to the mountain wall.

  As expected, as soon as he touched the mountain wall, he climbed up like a gecko and made a thrilling jump between the peaks, returning to his original position. He rushed towards the Jade Emperor's Peak, and after seven or eight minutes, he arrived at the foot of the peak. He charged up the stone steps, and from afar, he saw Xue Hu and a large group of soldiers, including his three subordinates, Lin Jiuxiao and others, waiting for him.

  "I'm here!" He Ming had just finished speaking, and he rushed to the front of Xue Hu and others. It was evening now, so everyone only saw a person carrying something huge up earlier, and it wasn't until they got closer that they realized it was He Ming, who was carrying a huge, strange plant root lump.

  "What is this He Shou Wu?" Lin Jiusong took a closer look, his eyes widening in surprise, and exclaimed: "It's actually grown to such a large size, it's almost becoming a spirit!"

  He Ming laughed and said, "Generally speaking, this is a good thing. It can replenish blood and strengthen the body. Wild and top-grade!" As he spoke, He Ming saw that Xue Hu's nose was blue and his eyes were swollen, and his hands were bandaged with plaster, and he couldn't help but exclaim in surprise: "What happened to you? Were you beaten up by someone? Unbelievable! Is there still someone who dares to hit you?" As soon as these words came out, the soldiers, including Murong Ying and the other three, all secretly smiled, and Lin Jiuxiang also turned his face away and laughed out loud. Xue Hu's face was a mess of blue and purple, and he angrily said: "It's all because of you! You said that after practicing the Frog Skill, climbing a mountain wall would be easy. I went to try it out, but ended up falling from over ten meters high. Look, my hands are fractured!"

  He Ming pinched his nose and said, "I didn't say anything wrong, I'll show you." He picked up the huge He Shou Wu and jumped and flew around the rugged terrain near Yu Huang Ding, sticking to the walls like a gecko. The crowd was stunned, and in just a few minutes, He Ming rushed back, threw down the He Shou Wu and said, "See, I can still move easily with over 50 kilograms of He Shou Wu on me. Let's go practice." After finishing speaking, he led the way into Yu Huang Ding alone, where the military had temporarily taken over, and was densely packed with soldiers.

  Xue Hu followed behind and hummed, saying: "This doesn't count, we need a steep and precipitous cliff!"

  He Ming didn't go to manage him, didn't eat the inner pill, he was stronger than Xue Hu, so Xue Hu fell down and couldn't blame him, it was just a matter of strength, because power, reaction, speed, explosive force, sensory sensitivity, physical strength and so on were all far beyond Xue Hu.

  "Comrades, good!"

  "Hello, boss!"

  "Today we meet at the highest point of Mount Tai, and we're going to practice Toad Kung Fu again! The heavens are smiling upon us, what a huge moon! I'm sure many people will succeed today! First, let's wish everyone a swift success, harmony between yin and yang!"

  After saying the opening remarks every day, He Ming changed into the loose pants in his backpack and started practicing the Toad Skill after eating a lot of Viagra. Xue Hu suspected that the success rate was high next to him, so he specially arranged the elite soldiers from the First Military District next to He Ming, which made several other military district soldiers dissatisfied and strongly protested against Commander Xue's mountain stronghold, only taking care of his own people!

  Xue Hu dressed up as if he was practicing the Toad Skill, but he didn't hear him coming. He came several times to the intersection of yin and yang, then shattered the plaster cast, laughing: "My arm is healed, this divine skill is really awesome! Hou Feng, you little brat, take a look at my face, how is it?"

  Hou Feng took a glance and said: "Boss, your handsome face has recovered, and you're looking elegant and dashing again!"

  "Well said," Xue Hu praised.

  This time, the toad's work has been cultivated for more than 40 minutes, and seven or eight elite warriors have succeeded. Among the warriors close to He Ming, three people have succeeded. Xue Hu is secretly admiring his own genius idea, but he was surrounded by several military district personnel with disdain.

  "What do you want to do? I am the Great School! I am the leader of the He Ming Xiu Xing team! Your superiors, your leaders! Even if your military rank is higher than mine, you must obey my arrangements. If not, go find someone above me!" Xue Hu said with his hands on his hips. Some people from the military district spoke up: "It's unfair to always arrange for your people to be by He Ming's side! We have too few successes!"

  "Fair? Haha! You're talking to me about fairness? Come on, let's compare notes. If you win, I'll hand over the position of captain to you." Xue Hu knew that they had succeeded only a few times and their skills were inferior to his own, so he was fearless and confident in dealing with them.

  "Alright, alright, don't be angry, we will definitely succeed. Let's do this, tomorrow night we'll practice, each military district will send a few people to my side." He Ming came over to separate them, consoling and saying, the crowd dispersed in satisfaction, still Chief He Ming is fair!

  The warriors went down one after another, He Ming and Xue Hu walked together, talking while going down the mountain. He Ming was particularly busy, only during this time period could he chat with Xue Hu. Xue Hu said: "He Ming, we have a military training mission every year, each military district must compete with each other. We've always been first, if people from other military districts succeed too much, the first place can't be kept!"

  "What's in a name? Ah yes, where are my gun license and military ID? Hand them over quickly."

  Xue Hu said, "The greatest honor in the military, going out with a radiant face! Your gun license and officer's certificate are at the temporary military base at the foot of the mountain. First, you need to choose your weapon, see what you like, and then we'll issue you the gun license and officer's certificate. By the way, what have you done, kid? The top has sent over the best weapons - handguns, automatic rifles, submachine guns, even machine guns! Are you really the Chairman's grandson? Ah, right, we also have an important mission, I'll tell you later."

  "You're the chairman's grandson!" He Ming was speechless, but he still looked forward to going crazy and shooting guns next!

  Men all love guns, no real gun can only **!

  All the way down, Xue Hu asked again about the problem of the toad's skill in climbing mountains, and also asked about the uniform of the Grand Marshal, saying that it was still very handsome. He Ming replied to help the chairman, who required confidentiality. Also asked about Xue Hu and Zhou Xuewei's affairs, Xue Hu rarely blushed, saying that he had been running around with Zhou Xuewei all day, strolling together, looking at houses, and going to a jewelry store to exchange blue diamond inlays.

  He Mingdao said: "Oh, it seems she takes you as a free porter and bodyguard."

  Xue Hu said: "No! This is an object of affection, in the development of feelings!"

  He Ming rubbed his nose and said, "Be careful, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will play with men. By the way, where's my black Hummer H1? Did you drive it over? Don't think about cheating me."

  Xue Hu smiled and said, "I brought it over, but Xue Wei drove it away. She said, what's yours is hers."

  "What? I'll spit on your face! Zhou Xuewei is married to you, isn't mine yours too? What kind of logic is this?"

  Xue Hu looked at He Ming with satisfaction, finally getting something back. At this time, Lin Jiusong, who was walking beside him, suddenly said: "He Ming, can you sell me some of your He Shou Wu? I want to bring it back for my elderly family member. Since it's wild and so big, its efficacy must be very good."

  He Ming said, "Lin boss, what's our relationship? Come on, I'll give you 10 kilograms. This thing needs to be eaten in quantities of over 5 kilograms to have a significant effect, eating it separately won't work." As he spoke, He Ming asked Xue Hu for the sharp short sword to cut it up.

  Xue Hu said helplessly: "I showed off to Ying Jun today and he borrowed it. Now I only have this military sword left."

  He Ming handed over a military sword and cut off more than 10 kilograms of He Shou Wu, handing it to Lin Jiusong. Lin Jiusong gratefully accepted, saying he wanted to pay for it, but He Ming wouldn't let him because of the little money, giving him another chance to show his generosity. Lin Jiusong was overjoyed, having obtained something good, knowing that He Ming's things were definitely good. After practicing Ha Ma Gong twice, his strength increased greatly, his physique became stronger, and his energy was boundless. Carrying more than 10 kilograms of He Shou Wu on the dark mountain road, he could see clearly and walked swiftly. And there were younger brothers below, showing off their prowess, fortunately, his wife was in a big hotel in the city, no need to think about going to the bathroom like yesterday, wanting to open fire, also having a soldier following him, truly suffering.

  He Ming came down from the mountain, bid farewell to Lin Jiusong, boarded a military vehicle, and each of them went their separate ways because they all came from different military regions. Every day, they gathered together just for practicing Qigong, so they also exchanged news about various military regions, such as someone playing with cannons and hitting his younger brother, which made everyone laugh wildly.

  He Ming got off in front of a row of bungalows in a remote area, and the soldiers saluted He Ming and others. Xue Hu and others brought He Ming to an abandoned warehouse, set up high-brightness lights temporarily, and stacked rows of weapons.

  "Go ahead and play, take what you like and make it a shooter. This is the handgun area, soundproofed, so go ahead and fire away. Later we'll also be going to the automatic rifle area."

  Awesome! He Ming hurried over and on a row of boxes, stacked all sorts of handguns. He first picked up the latest domestic Red Star handgun, loaded the magazine, aimed at the target 10 meters away and fired.

  The recoil is almost non-existent for He Ming, and he can fire at will.

  "It's so cool! It's so cool! It's so cool!" He Ming burst out laughing, continued to load the clip, picked up another gun, and firing with both guns was even more exhilarating.

  Behind him, Xue Hu was discussing something with a white-haired expert, while He Ming's three subordinates huddled together to talk. Only He Ming himself fired casually, it was really cool. He remembered the gun poses in many movies and kept learning, bang bang bang!