Episode 21: Tai Yi Arrives (Mid) Second Shift Delivery

  I said: "Yi Ye, you don't want me to pee on this, do you?"

  "Really? You've figured it out?"

  "I'm furious: 'Yi Ye, don't play around like this, you must have another way. I won't do it.'"

  I'm not being petty, but I think that from now on this is my home. This is the room where I sleep, and you're letting someone pee in my room? That's just too much!

  Yi Ye didn't get angry and said: "No need to urinate, just shed half a catty of blood. I'll set up a prosperous blood altar for you, which can also prolong the fortune of your children and grandchildren."

  I couldn't help but say: "Half a catty of blood? You've killed me!"

  Yi Dao said: "Urinate to break this Feng Shui formation, although it won't bring good fortune to your descendants, it can at least save you from suffering. Alternatively, you can bleed instead. 500cc of blood isn't that much."

  I gritted my teeth and stared at Ye Yi, looking at his serious expression. I knew it again, can't escape this time.

  "What's wrong with you?" I said angrily.

  "See that vase? It's full of piss."

  I said in a huff: "I'm going to pee, and if I splash out, it's not my problem."

  "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you jump out. But be careful."

  I was a bit angry at this time and said: "Do you think I will pee on my pants like you?"

  "Go ahead, pee then."

  I said: "You're here and I can't pee. Get out and close the door for me."

  Yeh glanced at me and smiled: "You're so old now, still shy. Alright, I'll go out."

  As soon as I saw Ye shut the door, I finally relaxed and let go, since I really had to pee, I simply let my worries go and relieved myself on the first bed in the first bedroom of my first house.

  Child's urine, child's urine! I'm urinating while thinking this. When will I break free from being a child and not be used by Ye Yi anymore?

  Splash!

  Bang!

  Oh no!

  "You're such an idiot!"

  That's what I was thinking about just now when something suddenly occurred to me.

  I didn't expect to encounter such a bizarre thing in the room. Just as Ye painted a few circles on the bed with his ghostly brush, added a few tadpole-like characters, and my precious urine of a child, the bed suddenly collapsed. I was standing on the bed, and when it collapsed, I felt like a small boat capsizing in a stormy sea, just like a traveler who couldn't stand still during a 12-magnitude earthquake.

  He fell heavily onto the bed, luckily I rolled and crawled out of the way just in time. Little JJ also quickly hid back into his pants. Along with my curses, the door was pushed open by Ye Yi, and I saw Ye Yi and Wen Yi standing at the doorway, Wen Yi covering her mouth and secretly laughing.

  I finally know what's behind Ye Yī's smile just now.

  I'm fed up with Ye Yi, this guy didn't tell me anything at all. He let me make a big fool of myself like that, luckily I didn't pee on myself, or even worse, fall into the urinal, otherwise I would have died from embarrassment.

  This also counts as some laughs before the intense war, although I was pranked by Yeyiyi, it's still a pretty happy thing, anyway, nothing too embarrassing happened, right? Moreover, have to say, although Yeyiyi pranked me on this matter, overall, Yeyiyi is still a pretty good friend.

  When dawn was about to break, the room had already been swept clean. Filled with a strange fragrance.

  Ye Yi called a moving company. Who would have thought there were still moving companies around? I really don't know what kind of people Ye Yi knows. They actually agreed to come and help at this time.

  Three people leaned against the wall, Ye Yī closed her eyes and dozed off. Wén Yí sat on my legs with her eyes narrowed, pretending to sleep. But I had a kind of inexplicable excitement, was this house really mine? Although it was heavily indebted, after all, it was mine in name! This small excitement kept me busy for an entire night, and I didn't feel the slightest bit sleepy.

  As I thought about it, I also leaned my head against the wall and fell asleep.

  When I woke up again, it was Ye Yatou's cell phone ringtone that woke me up.

  Yeh picked up the phone and told them our address.

  "He said to me: 'The carriage will arrive soon.'"

  The two of us spoke in hushed tones, Wen Yi's head resting on my leg, her eyes slightly closed, looking exceptionally serene and beautiful in the pale light before sunrise. I couldn't bear to wake Wen Yi up, so I whispered to Ye: "Later, ask your friend to help move things, okay? Sister has been through a lot these past two days. Let her sleep a bit longer."

  Yi guessed what was on my mind and teased: "Alright, I won't disturb your romantic moment."

  He quietly stood up, I wanted to refute, but didn't dare speak loudly. Could only send a middle finger to Ye Yatou's back.

  Before long, the sound of ding-dong and voices came from the door. Ye Yi was negotiating with someone. Wen Yixue hummed softly, she who was used to sleeping on a soft big bed, felt uncomfortable all over when she woke up from sleeping on the floor.

  Her eyelashes under her lower eyelid fluttered slightly, and I saw clearly that the pupils behind her eyelids rolled a few times, as if she had already woken up. My legs had long since gone numb. Then I smiled bitterly, it seemed like my senior sister hadn't given up on making me numb these past two nights.

  "Sister?"

  Wen Yi's sister heard me calling her, opened her beautiful eyes, and looked at me with sparkling eyes, revealing a sunny smile: "Little Yangyang, after sleeping for so many years on the pillow, I found that your legs are much more comfortable than the pillow."

  "I subconsciously replied: 'From now on, I'll always lean on you.'"

  As soon as I finished speaking, I reacted and suddenly felt a burning sensation from my neck down. Without thinking, I knew my face had turned bright red like a monkey's butt.

  Wen Yi smiled and patted my cheek, saying: "Alright, from now on it's sister's exclusive." After saying that, Wen Yi propped herself up with her upper body in front of me and stretched languidly. Her long hair was blown by the wind onto my face.

  "What are you planning to do today?" asked Wen Yi, my senior.

  I said: "It's estimated that Mr. Tai will arrive today, the house thing will be settled, and the Longteng community thing will come to an end, and we can officially move in."

  "Can't I just move it over there?"

  I nodded and said: "Okay, I can give you the key now. Make a copy for yourself, and you can move in anytime."

  "Alright then, I won't be polite."

  I stood up and put the key in Wen Yi's hand, saying: "Sister is willing, can move in today. I may still need to pass two days."

  Wen Yixue said: "Alright, I'll move today since it's Sunday. By the way, which room are you planning to give me?"

  【The Origin of Tear Mole】There is a light brown mole under the corner of the eye, which is called tear mole. It is said that when someone died in their previous life, their loved one held them and cried, and the tears fell on their face, leaving an imprint to reunite with each other after three lives. People with tear moles will never part with their destined partner once they meet, until they pass away together. And he will also repay his partner for the tears shed in his previous life!

  These two days I really drank too much wine, my body is always uncomfortable... so depressed. Asking for votes, asking for collection, red tickets come on.