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Chapter 71: Pig

  Seventy-first pig

  Tang Yan really wants to fight a strong opponent now, and he really wants to know how powerful his strength is. The two Dou Huang beside him are not opponents he can defeat. As for Nangong Xiangxue, Tang Yan has the confidence to win against her, but he doesn't dare to fight her because he knows that if he defeats her, she will definitely turn him into a pig head afterwards. So Tang Yan is looking for this guy to try his hand now. As for the fleeing City Master, Tang Yan is not in a hurry, anyway, he can't outrun Nangong Xiangxue's line of sight at home.

  Provoked by Tang Yan, the Dou Ling Wu Shi, he can no longer avoid fighting, this is a warrior's dignity, let's fight, holding the long sword in his hand, and displaying the untransmitted secret swordsmanship of the Eastern family.

  "Rise from the East!" More than a dozen transformed sword energies struck towards Tang Yan.

  "What's the ultimate technique of that turtle egg from the East? Haha, not bad, he has about 80% of my power, but it's too weak!" Tang Yan didn't hold back either, and with a slap, he dispersed the sword energy that had been knocked out.

  "The sun rises in the east!"

  Another move, the sun rises in the east, and he's knocked out. Clearly this move can't beat Tang Yan's, but it seems he only knows this one move, and his attack is weak. Tang Yan simply strengthened the Purple Dragon Seal, and with one palm, he sent the sword energy and the person flying away. Have you seen a kite with a broken string? The guy who was slapped flying by Tang Yan looked just like that.

  "I'm not convinced, why, why can't I even withstand one of your moves, I'm not convinced..." The guy who was slapped flying by Tang Yan really couldn't accept it. Obviously, Tang Yan was only a four-star Dou Ling, while he was one star higher than Tang Yan, yet he was slapped flying with just one move. If his Dou Qi wasn't slightly stronger, he would have ended up like the others, dead from Tang Yan's single palm strike.

  "This is a matter of integrity, speak up, where did the master of Feng Qing City escape to? Speak out, I'll give you a quick death, otherwise, I'll use electric torture on you!" Tang Yan still thought he was very powerful, but didn't expect that this guy was all bark and no bite, and with just one palm print, he sent him flying.

  Indeed, he is really useless, as the running dog of the Dongfang family, he can't get the true transmission of the Dongfang family, only passing on this one move: Sunrise in the East. If he learns a few more moves, like Dongfang Yu, maybe he can even exchange dozens of moves with Tang Yan, and perhaps he can even kill Tang Yan and make him flee through the streets like Dongfang Yu did back then.

  "Give me a quick death! Since I'm going to die, I want to die with dignity. Lord Tang, I won't say it!" Looking at the lightning in Tang Yan's hand, he wasn't afraid at all. Either way, he was dead, but in his heart, he only hoped that the Dong family would treat his loved ones well.

  "Little rascal, kill him! This eastern lackey won't dare say it out loud!" Nangong Xiangxue said to Tang Yan.

  "Alright, I was going to torture you properly, but since you won't speak up, forget it, I'll give you a quick death!" Tang Yan said, slapping his palm onto his heart, and a massive electric current penetrated his heart, electrocuting him.

  "Oh, oh, heh, ah..." was electrocuted by a powerful electric current, this poor guy's limbs kept twitching, his mouth could only make these sounds, and finally spat out a mouthful of black blood, dead.

  Kill these small characters, Tang Yan did not enter to search inside, this is just his private idle place, there are no valuable items inside, even if there are, the city master has moved away.

  Leave here, Nangong Xiangxue left a secret signal on the side of the road, letting her line of sight continue to find Qingfeng City Master. No matter what, she must kill him and let her father king take back Qingfeng City Pool. Tang Yan doesn't care, now he has reached four-star Dou Ling, can learn the swordsmanship in "Mu Xue San Qian". As long as you stay for a few days, after eating another Ling Long Dan, he should be able to reach Dou Wang. After reaching Dou Wang, relying on Lei Ting Jiu Jue Zhang, Zi Long Yin, Tian Xia You Ren, Ba Jian Shi, Dian Xue Xun Men. If you can learn the swordsmanship in "Mu Xue San Qian" again, even if you encounter Dou Huang, Tang Yan believes that he can fight.

  Last time, the old man in Longquan told Tang Yan that with his current strength, he can take down three Dou Huangs with one move, and it's not a problem to drag two of them. Unless the Dou Zong appears, otherwise, if Tang Yan wants to escape, no one can stop him, unless the master of Fei Yan Men appears.

  Since they can't kill anyone, let's have Tang Yan and Zi Lan play around in this Maple Bridge town. The scenery is great, the river water is clear, it would be best to take a romantic bath together. Hehe, that's impossible, there are people here during the day, they'll see them, if they really want to play with water, they'll wear clothes while playing, absolutely won't undress in front of Tang Yan.

  "You have now become a four-star Dou Ling, when are you planning to return to the Zi Long Emperor's capital with me?" asked Nangong Xiangxue to Tang Yan.

  "Wait until I become the Fighting King, then go, it will be safer. Dongfang Laodog and his son must be eager to eat me alive!" Tang Yan said to Nangong Xiangxue.

  "It's not just them who would devour you, other noble families are the same. If you can't bring things out from the forbidden land, they will definitely cook and eat you, eating your flesh and drinking your blood!" Nangong Xiangxue said with her slender jade-like fingers pointing at Tang Yan's chest.

  "So are you going to eat or not? If you're eating, I'll give you a sausage!" Tang Yan looked at the beautiful princess pointing at his chest and said this sentence casually, without expecting the princess to ask him what a sausage was.

  Hehe, that's right, in a different realm, there wouldn't be sausages. But Tang Yan didn't know how to respond to her. Since she didn't know, Tang Yan was too lazy to explain. Unexpectedly, Nangong Xiangxue kept asking Tang Yan what sausages were and if they tasted good, among other things.

  "Sausages are really delicious for girls, how about it, you wouldn't want to eat one, would you?" Tang Yan teased the little devil.

  "Uh-huh, I want to eat, where can we get some?" Nangong Xiangxue nodded and said she wanted to eat.

  "Where can we get something to eat?" Tang Yan said with a mix of coaxing and deception, "Wait till next time, after you become my woman, I'll feed you then, how about that?"

  "Hmph, who wants to be your woman? If I don't eat, then I won't eat!" Nangong Xiangxue hummed and said.

  "It's not that I won't give you food, but my wife and little sister-in-law haven't eaten yet. I basically can't give it to you, I'm a very dedicated man!" Tang Yan said.

  "Then you said sausages can be bought there, I'll buy and eat them myself!" said Nangong Xiangxue.

  "Actually, I don't want to cheat you either. Forget it, those bad things, even if I tell you, you won't understand!" Tang Yan said.

  "If I want to know, if I want to eat, you'd better tell me honestly, or else I'll flatten your head like a pig's!" Nangong Xiangxue said, grasping her small fist at Tang Yan.

  There's no way around it, Tang Yan knew that if he didn't say anything, Nangong Xiangxue would definitely keep asking until she got to the bottom of things. He might as well explain it to her, but before doing so, he couldn't let Zi Lan and Xuan Yuan Yue know about it. Otherwise, if he really married them in the future, they would be very disgusted by the two terms "concubine" and "wife".

  Tang Yan didn't want them to know, the more they followed behind Tang Yan's back, no matter where Tang Yan took Nan Gong Xue, the two of them would follow.

  "Alright, let's talk about this sausage thing in front of these three beauties. However, before explaining the two words 'sausage', Tang Yan first said it was a food item. Using a casing to wrap up the food and shape it into small sticks or like bananas, they seemed to understand slightly as he spoke. But they didn't think of that one thing on a man until Tang Yan used it as an analogy. It wasn't until then that Nangong Xiangxue finally understood why she could only eat after becoming his woman, and why his little junior sister got to eat first before her."

  As soon as they thought of this, the three beautiful women beat Tang Yan violently. This time, even Zi Lan, the little junior sister, participated in the beating and beat Tang Yan into a pig's head. After finishing, Zi Lan's face turned red, and she said "sorry" to Tang Yan who was bleeding from his nose, making him feel like crying. Just now, Nan Gong Xiang Xue was still chasing after him wanting to eat him up. If it wasn't for Tang Yan covering his lower body with both hands earlier, he would have been kicked exploded by this little demon girl Nan Gong Xiang Xue.

  "It's okay, I'm not blaming you!" Tang Yan said to the little junior sister with a red face. In his heart, he was thinking: "Little junior sister's face is red, she can't be thinking of using her own mouth to hold that thing, right?"

  "What are you thinking about? Are you thinking of feeding us sausages? I warn you, if you think about these perverse things in your brain again, I'll castrate you and make you a eunuch in the palace!" Nangong Xiangxue made a pair of scissors with her slender hands, staring fiercely at Tang Yan's crotch.

  "How dare I say that? It's just that earlier, when mentioning a type of food called sausage, you said it was delicious and insisted on eating it. Then I explained the man's aspect, but you've got your mind in the gutter. What does it have to do with me? I didn't say it for you to eat, I only said it for my wife to eat. Even if you want to eat, you'll have to wait in line! I wouldn't be interested in a woman like you with such a small chest, I don't like women who are so fierce. Even if I became a saint, I still wouldn't marry you!" Tang Yan covered his lower body with both hands, afraid that this little devil would kick him there.

  "What did you say? Say it again, who has small breasts? You're not like you haven't seen any before, many women don't have mine as big either. I'm so angry, I'll castrate you! Quick, take off your pants, Miss is going to castrate you!" Nangong Xiangxue scolded Tang Yan for taking her chest, that pair of not-too-big-or-small mountain peaks, as a topic again.

  "Wow, a flying mother pig! Wow, little sister, look at those, a tree-climbing pig!" Tang Yan said, pointing to the direction behind them.

  Zi Lan's little sister won't be fooled again. Last time in the sect, she was deceived by Tang Yan's words about a flying pig, and her first kiss was stolen by him. However, Xuan Yuan Yue and Nan Gong Xiang Xue took it as true, not just them, but also two elderly men from the Nan Gong clan nearby believed it too, looking in the direction Tang Yan pointed with their eyes. As a result, haha, no need to say, there was nothing at all.

  When Nangong Xiangxue came to, she found that Tang Yan had already sneaked away. Infuriated, Nangong Xiangxue pointed at Tang Yan's distant figure and scolded him. After finishing her tirade, she muttered to herself: "Is my chest really that small? Does he really not like fierce women? Whatever, if he dares to make fun of this princess again, I'll castrate him!"

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