The 98th disciple of the toilet bucket sect

  To make them finish the spicy oil braised fish made by Nangong Xiangxue, Tang Yan kept pushing and helping on the side, because he knew that if these two old men finished eating, he wouldn't have to eat anymore. Nangong Xiangxue saw the two teachers crying while eating, plus Tang Yan's words, thought they were very moved, and continued to put the remaining spicy oil braised fish into her teacher's bowl. They really wanted not to eat, but didn't know what method Tang Yan was using to coax the princess, in case he coaxed the princess to let them gnaw on the fish head bones too, that would be troublesome, so they could only continue eating.

  One big piece, just like that, not even three minutes, was eaten by the two of them. After eating, their lips started to swell and turn red, in less than ten minutes, their lips looked like they were hanging with two bright red sausages. This made Tang Yan secretly laugh with joy next to them, very grateful for their help in sharing this disaster with him, so he was pouring tea for the two of them on the side, calling out "xiǎo xīn" (sweetheart) and whatnot, with a very kind appearance.

  "Teacher, you, are you okay?!" said Nangong Xiangxue beside him, seeing her teacher speaking like a monkey.

  "It's nothing, it's nothing, just haven't eaten chili for a long time!" The two old men waved their hands and said.

  "Sorry, I was just pouring some chili oil, but accidentally poured it all out. And the sugar has been used up by Yue Jie, so..." Nangong Xiangxue said with a tearful expression.

  "Princess, don't be sad, teacher knows you've tried your best, we're fine... Ah, no, I have to go to the toilet!" said Nangong Boya and Nangong Boye, whose mouths were swollen like a gorilla's.

  After the two old men left, Tang Yan finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. He laughed at Nangong Xiangxue's attempt to murder her teacher, which made Nangong Xiangxue finally unable to bear it and let out a loud wail as she cried and sobbed on Zilan's body. How heartbreaking it was that despite her best efforts, being so diligent and serious in making this dish for Tang Yan, he ended up ridiculing her.

  Next to Dongfang Wan'er was the same, although Tang Yan didn't laugh at them, but they knew that Tang Yan also had that intention. Looking at their failed work, their eyes finally fell on the sect disciples who were always behind Tang Yan's back. Yes, looking at those sneaky laughing sect disciples, she picked up the sour and sweet vinegar fish in her hand and came to their front.

  "Do you think it's funny?" A gentle and beautiful oriental girl with a soft smile asked them.

  "No, we were just chatting and joking earlier!" Dao Men's Dou Wang looked at Dongfang Wan'er's beautiful face, his two long eyebrows curved upwards in a smile, the corners of his mouth floating with a hint of a hidden knife.

  "If the sect doesn't want to be destroyed, you'd better help me finish this dish! You know, I'm the next head of the Eastern family." Dongfang Wan'er said with a smile, her heart secretly cursing: "I'll let you laugh, and I'll make you all laugh!"

  "What? Auntie, won't you eat? We really didn't mean to mock you!" Dao Zongmen Douwang said to him.

  "Isn't she laughing at me?" Xuan Yuan Yue also placed her own food in front of them and said.

  "None of them, none of them! We were just joking earlier! Don't believe me? Ask them!" The guy from the Knife Sect pointed at his friends beside him.

  "Yes, yes, we really didn't mean to laugh at you!" The person next to him said with a continuous nod.

  Although Xuan Yuan Yue is not very powerful, she is now Tang Yan's woman. The Sword Sect was because of her one sentence that Tang Yan pointed the sword tip at the Sword Sect, seeing one kill one. The news also said that Chi Dian killed into the Sword Sect and destroyed the Sword Sect. Just this Tang Yan, they didn't dare to offend him. Looking at these two delicious dishes, they started to regret it. But unexpectedly, even Nan Gong Xiang Xue inserted a leg.

  Nangong Xiangxue was angrier than the two of them, although the fish on the plate had been eaten by her two masters, but there were still two more bowls of chili oil left. Pointing at them with a proud and arrogant expression, she said: "I let you laugh at my teacher, I let you laugh, if you don't give your auntie a drink, I'll let Father Emperor destroy your sect."

  "Ah!"

  This time, all the guys were scared silly. The disciples of the sect who were sitting next to them started to sneak away quietly, but they were immediately caught by the guys next to them. They said: "You were the one who laughed the loudest just now, and you're leaving like this? Isn't that too unbrotherly?"

  "That, I just wanted to go to the toilet!" said the captured Palm Sect disciple with a smiling face.

  "Eat first and then go, this way you won't have to make two trips!" said the disciple of the Knife Sect.

  Next, needless to say, everyone also knows what happened next. Under the coercion of these three beauties, they held the bowls in their hands and ate these somewhat unsatisfactory human delicacies. While eating, they shed tears of emotion, haha, it's strange if you're not moved, one was made by a princess, another was made by the third-ranked beauty in the empire, and the other was also a young lady from a noble family.

  "Is it delicious?" Dongfang Wan'er asked, looking at their moved expressions.

  "It's delicious, it's delicious! Being able to taste the culinary skills of Dongfang Wan'er is an honor that I have cultivated for several lifetimes." A one-star Douwang from the Knife Sect nodded continuously and said.

  "It's alright, don't worry. There will be many chances to eat it later!" Dongfang Wan'er thought of Tang Yan's words and in order to make the most delicious thing, these judges became taste testers before giving them to Tang Yan.

  "Ah, is that all? Too, too, too good! We're, too, too, too moved!" While eating the sour fish, Dou Ling's face was filled with tears of joy when he heard Dong Fang Wan Er's words.

  It's not that they're moved, but rather they really want to scold this and that Knife Sect guy. There's nothing going on, just flattering her, the flattery is loud and clear, and afterwards they become these witches' food taste testers.

  Next to them, Zilan and Zhu'er were watching their moving scene, covering their small mouths and secretly laughing. As for Tang Yan, he was sitting there eating the fish made by Zhu'er and Zilan. For these followers, it was just a helpless replacement, with only a little bit of sympathy in his heart.

  This day was an unforgettable nightmare for them. After eating, they started their final task, which was going to the toilet. Due to the large number of people and the few toilets, two or three people were squeezed into one toilet. They vomited and had diarrhea. It was even more terrifying than food poisoning. If it weren't for the fact that they had some medicine on them, they would have collapsed in the toilet long ago.

  "Hurry up and open the door! Hurry up and open the door!" A guy covered his butt, with legs tightly closed like a young girl in love, continuously knocking on the toilet door.

  "Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't rush!" Zongmendu said, squatting in the toilet, as if savoring the most comfortable moment of his life.

  "It's no good, it's no good, I'm about to pull it out, damn it, open the door quickly, or else I'll be anxious with you." The guy knocking on the toilet door outside said.

  "There are already three people squeezed in here, go to the one next door!" said one of the three guys inside, squatting on the toilet with their backs to each other.

  "Others, those tyrants have gone, I couldn't beat them. Hurry up, boss, I'm begging you, I'm about to wet my pants!" The tightly closed legs started shaking and said.

  "What's the big deal, I'll teach you a trick. If they don't open the door for you, just tell the princess that they scolded her and Wan'er's cooking is extremely disgusting, not only does it taste bad, but it also looks like a pile of crap. This way, they will definitely open the door for you and share their toilet with you!" The guy inside said to the one knocking on the door outside.

  "Ah, is this okay too? Alright."

  As expected, this trick really worked. The strong man who was occupying the toilet heard the guy's words outside and immediately opened the toilet door for him. He first stared at him fiercely, then smiled slyly and said: "I'm letting you in now, remember, don't go around talking about those things, it'll be deadly. I've finally cultivated to Dou Wang, I don't want to die so soon at the hands of a beauty."

  "I know, I know, don't worry about it, yeah, it feels so good, yeah, it's exhilarating! Better than playing with a woman in bed!" The guy squatting on the toilet said with a look of bliss.

  Waiting outside for those guys, seeing this guy work, they also start using the other party's lines from earlier, regardless of whether it's the strong or weak one. It really works, once they mention running to the princesses' place to badmouth them, the guys inside hastily open the door and let them squeeze in, going from three people to five.

  No choice, don't want to be exterminated by the princesses, can only do this, in case they really bring these words to the princesses, the consequences will be even more severe. Pulling the belly is a small matter, death is a big deal, especially those strong ones, their expression of unbearable endurance and having to endure again, and being crowded with outsiders like a toilet.

  On the other side, a few guys kept knocking on the two toilet doors, and after half a day, the people inside still didn't open the door, even though they repeated what was said earlier, with the same result.

  "Open the door quickly, or I'll blast your butt!" The guy who had been enduring outside for a long time finally cursed out loud.

  "That's enough! Shut up, all of you!" Nan Gong Bo Ya, who had been squatting inside for half an hour, suddenly bellowed at the outside trash.

  "Damn it, who do you think you are? Open the door quickly. Otherwise, I'll go to the princess and tell her that you scolded the dish she made, saying it smells like a pile of shit!" The sect disciple, who couldn't see anyone inside, cursed while knocking on the door.

  "You dare to scold again, I'll make you eat shit!" South Palace Bo Liang cursed.

  As soon as he finished speaking, a strong killing aura emerged from the toilet, and a domineering aura suppressed the chattering trash outside. Several guys who were about to pull down their pants were instantly restrained by the overwhelming aura, and they quickly pulled up their pants. In the end, not even a fart dared to come out, with very ugly expressions on their faces, staring at the two old men with monkey-like mouths coming out from inside.

  ……

  "Alright, you guys take your time!" Nan Gong Bo Liang and the others said sympathetically.

  "That guy is too cunning, usually pretending to be a pig eating a tiger is fine, but he even fooled us, ah, no way, I'm going to pull it again! Quick, get out of here!" Nan Gong Wei Ya, who had just come out from inside, clamped his legs together and covered his lower abdomen as he ran back.

  For those few bullies, let them take off their pants and squat there. Under the power of the strong, grab one with each hand and throw them all out. Then squat back into the toilet you just used, and slowly hum inside. As for the guys who were thrown out, they didn't get hurt, nor did they dare to scold anyone. They just pulled up their pants and ran to the next toilet, shouting and scolding, and for those with weak strength, like the ones bullied by the strong earlier, pull them out from inside.

  "Damn it, are you great just because you're strong? Don't you understand what comes first and what comes after? I'll screw your sister..."

  "If you don't want to die, stay outside and wait for me to finish, otherwise don't make me lose my temper!" the strong one who occupied the opponent's toilet shouted.

  "You... you have guts!" The guy who was thrown out, stood outside with his tail between his legs and didn't dare to scold anymore, so he went to find someone weaker than him.