Chapter 2 Secondary Character No. 2

  It's necessary to mention Jin Gang Pao in this chapter. He is the second male lead of this book and my sworn brother.

  Name: Niu Jingang.

  Nickname: "Golden Cannon"

  Sex: Male.

  Age: 20.

  Educational background: High school. However, since I secretly read the letters he wrote to his female pen pal, I suspected that he probably didn't finish elementary school.

  Native place: Shandong**, this person speaks with a Northeastern accent, should be ancestral home in Northeast.

  Height: 170 cm, he may have worn a 5-cm insole when measuring his height.

  Weight: 90 kilograms, data measured after three days of hunger.

  Specialty: getting dumped. From the time I met him in the army until now, this guy has had at least twenty relationships, all of which have ended in failure.

  This guy is the kind of person who never loses his spirit. At that time, our training was tough and learning the rules at night was our only rest time. One evening after watching the news and reciting the rules, we lined up in a row, pretending to study hard, but actually whispering to each other. At this moment, this guy sat on his bed with his legs crossed and said: "Don't pretend anymore, the instructor has left, let's have a meeting to discuss how to get through these days."

  We all kept our heads down, ignoring him. Feeling bored, he changed the subject, "Let me tell you a story, I saw a porn video at home," He noticed us looking up at him and became more enthusiastic. "It was about a man who was forced to work as a gigolo at a nightclub due to financial difficulties. The madam asked him to take off his pants to check the size of his penis. The man took off his pants, and the madam said it was too small, 'If you go out there, you won't make any money, and you'll even have to pay.' But don't worry, I have a secret recipe that can turn your little gun into a big cannon in three days." So, the madam took him to a room, applied chili oil to his penis. You guys think it would hurt, right? The more he rubbed, the harder it got, the harder it got, the more he rubbed... At this point, he even added some actions, placing his right hand on his crotch and continuously rubbing, shouting "The more you rub, the harder it gets, the harder it gets, the more you rub... In the end, he finally became a mighty cannon."

  Just as we were laughing with our heads thrown back, I suddenly found a face on the window, it was the instructor!

  I hastily coughed to remind him, but unexpectedly this guy not only didn't appreciate my kindness but also rushed at me "Look, old Yu usually puts on a serious face, look how excited he is that he's coughing violently, haha."

  Never mind. I lowered my head and didn't make a sound again. At this time, the instructor kicked open the door with one foot, walked quickly to Jin Gang's bedside, stretched out his hand and pulled down the already stunned Niu Jin Gang from the bed.

  That night we went to bed at the unprecedented time of 9 o'clock. Niu Jingang was miserable until midnight at 12 o'clock. The instructor kept repeating the same command: "Prepare to fall forward, fall!" "Prepare to fall forward, fall!"...

  The next day, Jin Gang Pao was called out by us. Originally, it would have been over after a while, but this guy happened to be extremely disgusted when we called him his nickname "Can't you guys show some respect? Don't call me Jin Gang Pao, call me Pao Ge..."

  There's another interesting thing. One day after lunch, I went to feed the pigs. At that time, we ate in a big cafeteria, and the cafeteria itself raised two mother pigs. In order to show off, I volunteered to help the kitchen staff feed the pigs and clean the pigpen. Jin Gang Pao followed me, smoking a cigarette. "Old Yu, it's been over half a year since we've seen a woman, right?" Jin Gang Pao said, squatting on the edge of the pigpen, watching me clean.

  "What's wrong?" I lit a cigarette given by Jin Gang Cannon, at that time I smoked but didn't smoke much.

  "You said that after a long time, you can't see women, but I think this old sow also has double eyelids?" Jin Gang Pao said with a smile.

  "Either I hold it down and you take care of it?" I teased him with a smile.

  "Go on, you hold me down, I'll..." He said to here, he made a standard dog-eating-shit movement and jumped down from the short wall of the pigsty. Fortunately, his kung fu training was not bad, and he did a forward roll, turned around, and stood up with a fish-like movement. "Damn, who kicked me?"

  I puffed on my cigarette and lifted my head, only to see the instructor standing outside the pigpen with a gloomy face, "Me!"

  "It's all over, it's all over, you jinxed Gold Gun!" I cursed in my heart.

  The outcome of the matter was that for the next six months, we went to clean up the pigsty every day after dinner.

  And my friendship with Jin Gang Pao also became deep and tacit in these six months. When people are together in good times, it's over when it's over, there's no emotion. But when people are together in bad luck, the feelings become deep. Now looking back, sweeping the pigsty those years wasn't in vain!