Chapter 48 I Want to Pee

  "As I was about to get into Jinguang Cannon's car, which I had finally found in the parking garage downstairs after lugging my suitcase, someone called out to me from behind."

  "What's with you?" I turned around and found it was Wang Yanpei, who was carrying a bunch of big and small packages.

  "I just heard that you were hospitalized and rushed over, didn't expect you to be discharged so soon." Wang Yanpei said as she walked over.

  "Thanks for your concern, I'm not dead yet." I turned around and opened the car door and got in.

  "My dad wants to meet you" Wang Yanpei knew I had a bad impression of her, so she brought out her father.

  "Do you think I can see people like this?" I pointed at my still swollen face and asked irritably. It was Old Wang who got me out of detention, so I had to give him some face.

  "I didn't think things would turn out like this"

  Wang Yanpei whispered in defense.

  "It's a good thing you didn't think of it, or else I'd probably still be stuck in there now." I lit a cigarette and started the car.

  "What are you doing here?" Just as I was about to leave after hanging up the file, Wang Yanpei suddenly opened the back door and got in. It wasn't until then that I saw she was holding all sorts of fruit supplements and whatnot.

  "I want to talk with you." Wang Yanpei closed the car door.

  "If you want to talk about that boyfriend of yours, it's better to get off the bus early, I'm powerless." I said indifferently.

  "It has nothing to do with him, it's between you and me." Wang Yanpei stared at me straight in the eye.

  "What's between us?" I sneered.

  "You know." The car was parked outside in the scorching sun, and Wang Yanpei's nose was already sweating.

  "I don't know!" I replied in a huff. If it weren't for what Feng Dao Ren had said about us still having half a day's fate left, I would have almost kicked her out right now.

  "Can we find a place to sit?" Wang Yanpei asked.

  "I don't have time, I want to go home!" The thought of going home grew stronger after being beaten several times during the short holiday.

  "Can't you just grant me this one request?" Wang Yanpei said with her head hung low.

  Wang Yanpei, a young lady from a wealthy family, was so humble and polite in asking for help, probably for the first time in her life. Her face turned bright red with embarrassment. Well, let's just listen to what she has to say first.

  I turned around, turned on the air conditioner and drove away from the hospital.

  "Yu Chengfeng, were all those things you said last night true?" Wang Yanpei led me into a teahouse and chose a quiet corner.

  I picked up the teacup and took a sip, nodding slightly.

  "What kind of person are you?" Wang Yanpei looked me up and down.

  "What kind of person do you think I am? Why are you staring at me like that?" I replied irritably.

  "How did you know so much? And was it you who caused the commotion at the police station in the second half of last night?" This guy is indeed a journalist, getting straight to the point.

  "I've lived for so many years without knowing anything, is the police station haunted or something?" I'm not your interviewee.

  "How old are you, talking like an old man?"

  Wang Yanpei surprisingly still had the heart to smile.

  We're the same age, if I'm not mistaken, you should be four days older than me." I finally figured out the difference between a 121 yuan pot of tea and a 5 yuan per kilogram one, picked up the teapot and poured another cup.

  "Was it my dad who told you? You tell me how old you are first." Wang Yanpei glared at me.

  I shook my head and didn't speak, pulling out my military ID from my breast pocket and tossing it onto the table in front of her.

  "Who did you learn all these things from?" She picked it up and took a look, asking me with a shocked expression, judging from her attitude, I guess I wasn't wrong.

  "Because you died four days earlier than me back then." I lit a cigarette and took a drag.

  "Don't scare me!" Luckily it was daytime, otherwise this sentence would probably have scared her to death.

  "Do I look like I'm scaring you?" Some things have to be said sooner or later, might as well tell her today.

  "Who was I in my past life? What's going on with the imperial concubine you mentioned last night?"

  "You were the princess of Liang State in your past life."

  "Who is that Ride-the-Wind True Person that Tang Ping mentioned?"

  "In modern terms, he was your fiancé from a past life. Later, you were taken away by the Emperor and he became a Taoist priest at Ziyang Temple, which is a branch of the Zhengyi School..."

  "I know Jie Teach, I've read the ancient version of Investiture of the Gods, but it seems like none of them are good people." Wang Yanpei interrupted me and continued.

  "What's written in the book isn't comprehensive, and it can't be said that all the people of the Intercepting Sect are bad, they just place more emphasis on cultivating Taoist laws and don't pay much attention to worldly rules." I explained with a gesture.

  "What's next?" Wang Yanpei's professional habit was hard to change, and her tone was always that of an interview.

  "Until the end, Feng Dao Ren and the imperial concubine were unable to be together. Feng Dao Ren then set up an array, causing their souls not to disperse after death, waiting for a suitable opportunity to awaken and continue their past life's affinity."

  "Why did they find us after so many years?"

  Wang Yanpei's questions were all very purposeful.

  "Everyone's breath is different, finding someone with the same proportion of five elements as you is no easier than finding someone with identical fingerprints, let alone finding two people at the same time."

  "Why don't they just reincarnate directly? Wouldn't that be much faster?" Wang Yanpei asked again.

  "Do you think the legend of Meng Po is also fake?" I snubbed out the cigarette.

  "Everything has been forgotten, what's the point of meeting again."

  "Why do you know everything and I don't know anything?" Wang Yanpei asked further.

  "It's because the one who understands the Tao is a transcendent being riding on the wind! Not you!" I replied with a cold smile.

  "That's not fair!" This guy actually said something like this.

  "Where did all this fairness come from? Is this fair?" I stood up, pointing at my still swollen face.

  "Don't be angry, sit down first"

  Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand.

  "Let go."

  "Unyielding"

  "Let go quickly!"

  "You can't leave until you've finished speaking"

  "Who says I want to leave? I just want to pee..."

  The toilets in high-end places are also high-end, and after washing your hands, there is even a blower to help you dry them. I curiously fiddled with it for a while before coming out, only to see Wang Yanpei standing outside the toilet waiting for me.

  "What are you standing here for?" I asked in surprise.

  "I'm afraid you'll run away." The response left me speechless with laughter and tears.

  "Riding the wind, you said that if this person is possessed by something, what he says is true or false?" Wang Yanpei grabbed my hand and pulled me back to my seat.

  "Oh dear, sister, you'd better add the surname too, it sounds awkward otherwise." I didn't want to get entangled with her, what needed to be said was said and I still had to hurry back.

  "You haven't answered my question yet." Wang Yanpei pouted.

  "Normally, someone who's possessed shouldn't be able to tell lies, unlike when you're drunk and can still lie after drinking too much. It seems like there's no need for a possessed person to lie, so why are you asking this?" I didn't understand why she was asking such a professional question.

  "After Tang Ping was taken away, he said some unpleasant things. I wonder if they are true." Wang Yanpei's face didn't look too good.

  "What did he say?" I was quite curious.

  After being asked for half a day, Wang Yanpei still didn't say what Tang Ping said, but looking at her increasingly ugly face, I guessed that she might have said something about the romantic affairs of the young master, otherwise it wouldn't make Wang Yanpei so gnash her teeth.

  "Miss, if there's nothing else, can I go now?" I glanced at my watch and it was already past three.

  "There's something else, one more thing you must help me with!" Wang Yanpei said cautiously, looking at me.

  "I can't help you with Tang Ping's matter." I directly blocked her way out.

  "What can I do? After you left yesterday, he didn't move at all. Now everyone is blaming me, saying that I brought that ghost here. His mother cried at my house for the whole morning, and I don't even dare to go home now. If you don't help me, what can I do?"

  Wang Yanpei stomped her feet with a sob.

  "That's not a ghost." I forgot about this, although Tang Ping was the one who was possessed by San Yin Bi Shui, everyone would definitely blame Wang Yanpei. Moreover, even though I refused to help Tang Ping out of spite, San Yin Bi Shui is a yin spirit and it's not good for either party if a yin spirit lingers in a person with a yang spirit for an extended period. I can ignore whether Tang Ping lives or dies, but I cannot ignore San Yin Bi Shui.

  "Yu, can you help me out? I just found out he's been cheating on me with other women behind my back. I'm definitely not going to associate with someone like that anymore. But his mom is always causing trouble, what am I supposed to do?"

  Wang Yanpei suddenly burst into loud sobs, causing other customers in the teahouse to turn and stare.

  "Don't cry, can't I help you?" I rubbed my hands, unsure of how to comfort her.

  "It's really settled then!" Tears disappeared in an instant, are you a journalist or an actor!

  "Don't be too happy yet, I alone can't handle the things on him." I didn't deceive her, the three yin souls of the water tomb were attached to Tang Ping's yang soul together, and if I rashly cast a spell, I'm afraid I'll pull out Tang Ping's yang soul along with it.

  "What's to be done then?"

  Wang Yanpei wanted to cry again.

  "Don't pretend anymore, I won't go back on my word. Can you drive? For now, the only solution is to go back and pull the cannon back."

  "I got my driver's license at 18, what about you?" Wang Yanpei's driving experience was even longer than mine.

  "Take me back home and get Kui back, I really can't do this myself, need his help. My eyes are blurry now and I'm about to die from sleepiness, you drive for me."

  "No problem, let's go, now." This Wang Yanpei is an impatient person.

  "Where is your hometown?" Wang Yanpei asked me as soon as we got on the highway.

  I drank milk and said the specific location, my mouth still can't open, I can only drink liquid food.

  It wasn't long after I got on the car that I fell asleep, and when I woke up, all I felt was the humming of the engine. When I looked at the dashboard, it scared me - speed 220, RPM 6000.

  "Give you a pair of wings and you're an airplane now, pull over to the side of the road, I need to pee." After drinking a bellyful of water, all I can think about is going to the bathroom.

  Wang Yanpei stopped the car by the side of the road, and I didn't realize until after I got out that we were on a highway, so I had to take care of it right there. I undid my belt, turned around, and found that the guy in the car was actually smiling at me with a mocking expression.

  Whatever, I'm a man who stands up while peeing. You didn't drink less tea this afternoon either. Let's see what you'll do next!