Chapter 9 Today I Start Being a Lolita (3)

  Eriol woke up with Misha's lap as a pillow while she was sitting on the long bench.

  This is the dressing room, it seems I didn't faint for that long. Hmm, knee pillow? Hey, Misha, this will make someone jealous.

  As expected, Erihicha turned her head and saw Li Hua Yin not far away, with tears in his eyes, biting a towel and staring at herself and Miharu, as well as the other girls behind him with an expression of "I don't know this person".

  "Hey, generally speaking, when girls are teary-eyed and intentionally acting cute, shouldn't they be biting on a delicate handkerchief instead of their own bath towel?"

  A large amount of sweat and black lines suddenly appeared on everyone's forehead.

  "Waaahhh... Who wakes up and says something sarcastic as their first words instead of 'Where am I? What's going on?'?" Li Hua said, still biting the towel with a tear-stained face.

  "Everyone said don't bite anymore!" Eriol said as she sat up.

  "Alright, alright, you two stop it." Larwen mediated, "Eriol, do you feel better? Are there any internal injuries? Do you want to go back to the infirmary for another check?"

  "Thanks, sis. I think I'll be fine," Eriol said with a smile to Larwence. "I'm just a bit more delicate so I get dizzy easily when taking baths, it's been like that since I was little. A short rest should do the trick."

  "That's good, then I can rest assured."

  Alicia noticed that not only the crowd but also herself was wearing clothes, and couldn't help but curiously ask: "Um, sorry to trouble everyone. Can I ask who dressed me?"

  "Of course it's me!" Li Hua said with an expression that seemed to drool, "Little Ai Li may not have a good figure, but her skin is really great, wow!"

  "It's all over... I won't be able to get married..."

  "Wait a minute! What's going on with this image of a poor, helpless and despairing girl who has just been done something evil by an unscrupulous man?! And what do you mean by these words? What kind of image am I in your mind, tell me clearly!!"

  "Ah, got roasted by Huayin."

  "Not this kind of reaction again?!"

  "That's actually me," said Michelle, sitting next to Eriol, raising her hand weakly.

  "Oh, it's not Hua Yin, that's a relief." Eriol said with a look of comfort on her face.

  "Your expression is way too exaggerated!"

  "Alright, alright, don't worry about it anymore." Elisha stood up and said to everyone, "In any case, thank you all for your concern. I'll treat you all to a cold glass of milk."

  Li Hua couldn't help but feel strange: "Little Ai Li, didn't you say that when you were in school, your brother only paid the tuition for you and not a single copper coin was left over? Where did you get the money to treat us?"

  Alicia made a "I'm cute" loli face and added many colorful sparkles to the background, then said in her sweet voice: "Oh, that money was taken from the subordinates of the guy I knocked down, consider it as compensation."

  Everyone: "......"

  In the world of Zorvath, most of the food is similar to that on Earth, except for some made from more exotic animals and plants. The staple food here is bread, accompanied by salad, and the main course is steak - which makes Eliysha, who is used to eating Chinese food, cry out in dismay but has no choice but to force herself to swallow them down.

  Of course, there were also things that Eri liked.

  For example, ice cream and pastries.

  On the first floor of the girls' dormitory, not far from the public bathroom, there is a small shop located in the exclusive commercial area of the dormitory. Compared to the much larger stores next door that specialize in alchemy materials for nobles, magic accessories and cosmetics, this little store is like an apple next to a watermelon.

  But its business is the best.

  "Welcome to Candy House dessert shop! I'm the owner, Mei Linxi." A middle-aged aunt wearing a Scottish-style plaid apron and long skirt yelled at the girls at the door, "What can I get for you girls?"

  "Auntie, your voice is too loud." Cecilia complained.

  Alicia shrugged and said, "If you, Cecilia, were standing at the counter here and had a large crowd of customers swarming in at the same time every day, your voice wouldn't be any softer than Auntie's either."

  "Crowds of people all coming at the same time?" Cecilia couldn't help but wonder, "What kind of thing is that?"

  "I've checked the class schedule, and it seems that school lets out around 3 pm. What a coincidence, that's just about teatime! And in our college, there are only shops in the dormitory area, and among them, there is only one dessert shop run by Auntie. I think no one would go to the boys' dormitory to buy desserts - whether or not they have any is another story. So, Cecilia, just imagine what this place will be like after school lets out?"

  Many girls couldn't help but recall the crowded scene when they registered for school.

  "Does this mean we can't have pastries with our afternoon tea from now on?! I refuse~~~~!!!" As a traditional noble, Cecilia was almost driven mad. "I don't want to come here and squeeze through the crowds to buy sweets, but even more so, I don't want to drink afternoon tea without pastries!!"

  "Don't have a world-ending expression, you look like you're about to collapse." Elisha ignored her and turned around, "Auntie Merlinxi, can you help me get 7 bottles of chilled milk?"

  "Seven bottles of chilled milk, right?" Meiling Xi said while taking out the milk from the refrigerator, "This little girl is so clever and started school at such a young age, what a child prodigy! What's your name? Next time you come, I'll give you a 10% discount."

  "Thank you, Auntie. My name is Eriolisha." Eriolisha curiously took a look at the so-called ice cabinet and found that it was actually an iron cabinet with an ice system magic array carved on it, which was driven by a magical core or crystal stone to create a magical refrigerator. If that's the case, then the comfortable temperature in the dormitory building, like spring, must also be due to the installation of large-scale magic arrays with air conditioning effects somewhere.

  The milk in the beautiful glass bottle was brought up. After Eri paid, she gestured to everyone to help themselves and picked up one of the bottles, opened the paper seal, and carefully took a sip.

  Smooth fresh milk mixed with a small amount of honey, the cool taste combined with the sweet fresh milk flavor made every cell in Eriol's body feel indescribably comfortable. She was well aware that this was actually her body's reaction and not because she thought it tasted particularly good - at least when she was male, she had never savored it carefully before.

  One of this body's attributes seems to be a liking for sweets. Truly an attribute fitting of a girl.

  "Hey, Cecilia, are you going to drink or not?" Eriol said, seeing Cecilia's still expression with a face full of despair, "If not, I'll take it back and give it to Kratos."

  Cecilia, who was muttering to herself "I despair of a world where you have to queue up to buy afternoon tea cakes", finally came back to her senses: "Cheers! For those sweet pastries that are getting further and further away from me!"

  So everyone sipped their milk quietly, pretending not to recognize Cecilia, who was squatting on the ground, holding her head in pain from drinking cold drinks too quickly.

  Oh no, there's still someone who cares about her.

  Li Hua finished drinking milk and leaned over to hug Cecilia's shoulders, saying: "Don't be sad, I'll buy all the sweets from now on. Who made me the only warrior in the dorm?"

  Cecilia showed a tearful and grateful expression.

  Alicia said at this time: "Well, then the two of you can enjoy afternoon tea together. By the way, Li Hua can also use the excuse of returning a favor to let Cecilia feed her - best with mouth-to-mouth feeding. Next, Li Hua, you can take advantage of the situation and make a move on Cecilia to expand the (Divine Beast) Palace, right?"

  Cecilia was petrified. Even her tears were frozen.

  Granna was sweating profusely and said: "This...this is hardly possible, right?"

  "What's with the harem (god beast) palace?!?" Li Hua's voice rose up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, "I've only got one person in my grasp now, okay?! You haven't even let me hold little Aili properly yet!"

  "Ah, I said it myself." Elisha pointed at Li Hua's voice.

  "What's going on!?"

  "Uh, wait a minute, that..." Li Hua stretched out his hand as if to explain something.

  All the girls except Alisha and Michelle took a step back.

  Larwen: "Jian, it's absolutely unheard of!"

  Granna: "It's too chaotic!"

  Sophia: "It's still understandable."

  Mitsy: "Huh? What? What's going on?"

  Cecilia: "I, I won't give in just for dessert!"

  "Hey, hey, what's with this attitude? By the way, Cecilia, you were just being arrogant, weren't you? Absolutely arrogant, no doubt about it! And Misha, aren't you already under Huayin's control? Why are you still showing a confused expression like you don't know what's going on?"

  Li Hua knelt on the ground in an ORZ shape: "Woooo... am I going to lose another friend because of my hobby of liking girls? I don't want to."

  Alicia walked forward and squatted down: "Don't I still have me?"

  Li Hua Yun raised his head: "Little Aili!"

  Alicia gently grasped Li Hua's hand: "We've always been good friends, haven't we?"

  Li Hua nodded vigorously, tears streaming down her face: "Yes!"

  Hua Yin's acting skills are really something, except for that inscrutable Sophia, everyone else has a moved expression. Let's ignore that "I'm just here to watch the show" look on Sophia's face for now and focus on Hua Yin's performance first.

  "So, Hua Yin. For everyone's sake, as a friend, I have something to say to you."

  "You said. No matter what suggestions I will listen to, as long as I can continue to be friends with everyone."

  Against the backdrop of a gorgeous rose-filled setting, Eriol placed Li Hua's hands together and gazed at her seriously, saying:

  "Hua Yin, go find yourself a boyfriend."

  Congratulations to Miss Eriol for successfully petrifying a person without using earth-based magic, following in the footsteps of Celia! Our volunteer this time is - Ms. Li Hua Yin from the Eastern Continent! Let's give a warm round of applause for Miss Eriol's brilliant performance and Ms. Li Hua Yin's brave spirit!

  I am a divider line

  Under the bright light of the magic lamp placed on the desk, Khasi was holding a basic magic textbook and reviewing it.

  At this time, she had changed into a loose-fitting nightgown that was so oversized it looked like a little kid wrapped in an adult's coat, somewhat comical and adorable.

  The door of the dormitory was opened with a creak.

  Xia Xi lifted her head and saw that it was several roommates who had returned from taking a bath: "How was it, did you have a comfortable wash?"

  "Don't mention it, they're almost packed in like sardines." Cecilia waved her hand and said, "You not going was truly a wise decision."

  "Haha, I'm just being lazy." Xia Xi said with a sly smile.

  Eriol, who followed her in, took a glance at Kashi's wet hair and cherry-red skin and asked, "Did you take a bath in the dormitory bathroom?"

  "Yes. Although it's a bit cold."

  "Alright, hurry up and get ready, Misha and the others will be here to play soon." Li Hua'er said, pushing Eri.

  "Who is that?" asked Xiasi in puzzlement.

  "Speaking of which, the childhood friend I mentioned earlier, Huayin." Elisha turned back to Li Huayin and said, "Don't you think it's time for you to tidy up that messy bed of yours?"

  Cecilia took a look at Li Hua's bed and smiled speechlessly, then placed an exquisite paper box on her own desk.

  "What's this?"

  "Strawberry cake from Candy Home. Made fresh."

  "Huh? Eating sweets at this time?" Kracie asked with a black line on his head.

  "Slumber party, of course we need desserts. Or are you on a diet?" Erihya circled around Kracie twice, "Wearing such loose pajamas is suspicious. Bad figure?"

  Kazuki's finger forcefully tapped on Erihija's forehead: "You, an underdeveloped little girl, don't have the qualifications to say my figure is bad!"

  "This is youthful beauty, unlike you who dresses like a mascot at a festival." Eliysha replied indifferently.

  So soon you're starting to care about others' comments on your figure? Hey, isn't this feminization happening a bit too quickly?!

  Jia Xi couldn't help but feel indignant.

  "Alright, you two stop chatting over there and come help carry the cups." Cecilia started pulling with all her might on one side. "Huayin, you gather a few chairs and tables together. Don't make a sour face thinking you're not a strength-type warrior, we only have you as a warrior here, the rest are all mages."

  "I wonder how I ended up choosing the warrior profession... " Li Hua could only resign himself to his fate.

  The table and chairs were soon arranged, and before long, a knock at the door was heard. Cecilia answered it while opening the door.

  Outside the door stood four girls. In addition to Michelle, Granna and Sophia who had dedicated themselves to Eri in the bath pool without any corrections, there was another girl with a slender figure, green long hair and legendary looks...

  High Elf?

  "Whoa! Super beautiful girl!!" Li Hua's voice was still echoing in the room when he suddenly let out a loud yell and jumped out like a starving tiger, but before he could even land on the ground, Eriol had already reacted and whipped out her staff, slamming him to the floor with a loud "thud".

  Then Eriol took out paper and pen, wrote something, stuck it to Li Hua's back who was still smoking, picked up one of her feet and threw her into the corner like trash, turned to Misha and said: "Alright, don't mind that thing. Welcome everyone to our humble abode. Misha, aren't you going to introduce us?"

  "Hmm, that one." Misha's head turned back and forth between Eriol and the human-shaped object in the corner of the wall, "W-wait a minute, Eriol sister."

  Michele walked over to the corner of the wall and crouched down, quietly reading the words written on the white paper on Li Hua's back:

  "Large combustible waste, please recycle in time."

  "Is this a special welcome program for the 2A09 dormitory?" Sophia smiled lightly, covering her mouth with her hand, and said to the elf, "It seems that it's usually very lively here. Yuetong, you should come play here often when you have time."

  Sophia, you're actually a dark horse, aren't you...

  Mitsy gently poked Li Hua's voice with her finger: "Sister Hua?"

  Li Hua's face was against the floor as he felt around and pulled out a note that read: "This person has already received their retribution, if you have any business please burn paper."

  "Hey, Huayin, stop fooling around. We have guests."

  Li Hua continued to pull out a note: "If you have something to say, please find the author."

  "A huge 'well' character suddenly appeared on Aili Xia's forehead: "Get up quickly, don't dirty the dormitory floor!"

  "Huh," Li Hua finally sat up, "why did I dirty the floor instead of the floor dirtying me? I just took a bath!"

  "You're the kind of person who would pollute the water in a sacred spring, even if you bathed in it. We were lucky to have survived bathing with you in the same pool just now."

  "Hey! Have you ever seen a Witch King as healthy and lively as me?!?" Li Hua's voice suddenly understood something, with an expression of sudden realization, leaned against Eri's side, "Little Eri, are you jealous because I rushed towards that elf just now?"

  "I wouldn't be jealous of someone like you. Don't you think you're too full of yourself?"

  "Come on, don't be shy. Honestly admit it, huh? You're jealous, aren't you? Absolutely jealous, right? Definitely jealous, right?" Li Hua stretched out his claws to touch Eli's small face.

  Alicia slapped away the wolf's paw and shouted loudly: "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"

  "You're really jealous!!" Li Hua's voice was heard as he hugged Eliya in his arms, and then was kicked flying by the little loli.

  Why does a normal line sound so arrogant when said in Nagisa's voice!?

  "Lihua, you're making progress inch by inch, that maliciously cute scene just now was because you bribed the author, right!? Don't think I don't know!" Eriol shouted at Lihua who was about to pounce on her again, "Get away!!"

  Meanwhile, not far away, Sophia had already led everyone to sit around the table, starting to cut cakes, distribute snacks and brew red tea...

  "Sophia stood up and introduced, 'This high elf is named Yue Ge... uh, her full name I think you won't be interested in remembering a long string of characters so let's just skip it. She is a first-year student in the Martial Arts Department, Class A, and is particularly skilled with bows and other ranged weapons.'"

  "I say, shall we just leave them like that before introducing ourselves?" Granna asked, pointing at the two who were struggling.

  "Oh, what's the big deal? It's just a part of daily life." Sophia elegantly sipped her red tea and said, "Besides... don't you think this is quite interesting?"

  "Sophia." Said the spirit called Tsukika by Sophia in a hollow voice, "There is a dark aura behind you."

  Sophia: "Haha, Yue Ge, that's your misconception! Come on, let's toast!"

  Yue Ge: "Sophia, what you're holding is red tea, not wine."

  “……”

  And so, Eriol's happy and carefree school life will officially begin tomorrow. Let us wholeheartedly congratulate her on becoming a glorious loli and adapting to loli life in just one day. May she also keep the super loli spirit of never-ending complaints and pranks alive forever. Finally...

  Airi: "Stop chattering and hurry up and finish already!!"