Chapter 1: The Abdominal Black God and the Time-Traveling Trash Talker (Part 1)

  Those familiar with Lin Yu know that although this seemingly harmless young man, who was raised in an orphanage and claims to be an anime fan, is actually at most just an ACG enthusiast - because no true otaku spends 300 out of 365 days a year traveling. In fact, Lin Yu hates staying in one place for too long and would rather run around everywhere, sightseeing, trying local specialties, checking out beautiful women, and teasing little girls.

  Sorry, I was saying that Lin Yu is more fond of feeding lollipops to Lolita... Okay, let's not dwell on this issue anymore. Anyway, I believe everyone has already seen that this guy is a troublemaker who can't stay still. Lin Yu often travels aimlessly across the country, and during his journeys, he spends his time appreciating anime and writing novels. Due to his extensive experiences with various people, things, and ways of storytelling in Japanese anime, Lin Yu has gained quite some popularity.

  But all of these could not help Lin Yu remain calm in the face of the current situation.

  Although I'm currently in a white, empty space, there's another handsome man with golden hair who looks like he can produce gold stars and red roses at any time, and it seems like he has wings on his back that declare him to be a god. He looks just like the powerful being who threw me into this other world. However, my own body is in a semi-transparent state. It's clear that I must have already died on Earth.

  "I'm going crazy! I just saved a little girl who ran into the middle of the road to pick up a doll, how did I end up like this?! I'm not even thirty years old yet!" Lin Yu shouted loudly while holding his head.

  "......Huh, what's with the 'not yet thirty' nonsense? You're already a middle-aged uncle who's entered his prime years! Besides, you yourself write about time-traveling, and after being hit by a car, you should know about the plot of crossing over, right?"

  "You're the big uncle, your whole family are all big uncles who stir up trouble! I'm of course clear about what's going on in front of me. But I'm someone who sings a song of spring every day, how could I possibly be satisfied with just being hit by a car?! Lin Yu was still frantic, "I still have many anime to watch, and new books to update... (muttering to herself)"

  "That's enough." The man in front of Lin Yu wiped away the cold sweat that had slid down, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Lokreipur, a god who just happened to be passing by here today. Since you're willing to take on this task for the sake of saving a cute loli whom I was planning to hide my identity and bring back to the mortal realm to discipline, I can help you cross over once."

  Lin Yu: “...... (muttering to himself)”

  Lockley shrugged: "Okay, maybe you'd rather go with the underworld manager of your country. Then I won't bother."

  Lin Yu grabbed him: "Great God, please help me cross over."

  "Alright, as a great lolicon, I'll help you this once."

  Lin Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Although I'm also a lolicon, I don't think being a lolicon is anything great. And what's with that sentence 'planning to go down to the mortal world to discipline'?"

  "Don't mind the trivial matters." Lockley waved his hand and said, "To be honest, there are many crossers now, it's already not easy to find a world that no one has crossed. However, I was bored a few days ago and created a space, inside which I created a micro-world. If you don't mind becoming the size of bacteria on Earth now, I can send you to my created small world. What do you think?"

  "How big is a bacterium? Am I still human?" Lin Yu was directly stunned.

  "Maybe you didn't understand. I mean you will become the size of a bacterium compared to now, but still look like a human being. Because in my miniature world, all humans are just that little big."

  "Why don't you create a world roughly the same size as a native and an Earthling?"

  "I don't have such great magical powers."

  "I get it. You're indeed a third-rate god who's not well-known. So, you created a miniature world and plan to shrink me down and throw me in, right?"

  "That's what I think too." Lockley nodded and said, "By the way, that's a magical otherworld that has already been torn apart, do you want to go?"

  "As long as you can make me invincible there, I'll go."

  "Of course." Lockley suddenly revealed a mischievous smile, unfortunately Lin Yu didn't see it. "Because for that miniature world I am the creator god. I grant you a powerful aura energy that can walk horizontally and a physical quality that can recover as long as you don't run out of breath, is this okay?"

  "It seems fine, but why do I always feel a bad premonition?" Lin Yu suddenly felt a chill.

  "It's an illusion."

  "It sounds even more suspicious..."

  "What are you muttering about? If you don't want to go, the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Guardians of Hell are waiting for you outside the boundary. They're dealing with hundreds of millions of souls every second."

  "Hundreds of millions of souls per second? Am I going straight to 2012 after I die?"

  Locklear, with a head full of black lines, said: "Aren't you going to die if you don't spit it out?"

  "I'm already dead."

  "Alright, maybe ignoring your words is the right choice after all. Then, let's set off."

  With a flash of light, Lin Yu's eyes suddenly went white and he couldn't see anything.

  Lin Yu and others found themselves in a deserted cave after their vision returned to normal, with a small amount of sunlight shining through the entrance, bringing a hint of warmth.

  "Hey, why is it a cave?" Lin Yu said with a pout.

  "Because I'm going to give you a physical, can't do it on the street, right?" Lockley pointed at Lin Yu's body. Lin Yu looked down and found himself still in a semi-transparent state. This way, he naturally couldn't go out to sunbathe.

  "First of all, don't just casually create a body for me. I'm not asking you to put in too much effort, but at the very least, make it something that can withstand the scrutiny of the audience." Lin Yu said cautiously. The person in front of him was now his reborn parents, and if he wasn't pleased with giving himself a monstrous face, wouldn't he be chased and beaten by the convex-concave men from other realms every day?

  "Don't worry, this is a genuine product from our company, quality guaranteed, fair price, no cheating of old and young, absolutely all are popular with people, flowers bloom when seen, cars burst tires when seen."

  "Shouldn't I issue an invoice for insurance purposes?"

  Lockery ignored Lin Yu's grumbling, and pulled out a pale blue crystal saying: "This is the hardest sky blue crystal in this world, what's even more rare is that it also has extremely strong magical fusion properties, you could say it's the top grade gemstone. I'll use this to create a body for you, your physical quality will definitely make all warriors jealous, and if you ever want to learn magic, you can switch immediately."

  "Are you using crystal stone? Not earth?"

  Luoke Liupu gave Lin Yu a glance: "Hey, hey, when Nüwa the Great Goddess was originally creating mass-produced bodies, of course she used yellow mud that can be found anywhere. If you want to use yellow earth as material, I just so happen to save a crystal stone."

  "No, please use the best materials for me."

  "Alright, I've got my magic circle ready. Let's get started. You just take a nap first. It'll be done by the time you wake up." Lockley said as he cast a sleeping spell on Lin Yu.

  Lin Yu only felt a wave of fatigue wash over him, and he could no longer resist the invasion of sleep, closing his eyes and falling into a deep slumber.

  I am a divider line

  "Hey, wake up, it's done!"

  In a daze, Lin Yu felt someone calling his name. He blinked hard to shake off the sleepiness and opened his eyes to see the man who looked like he had walked out of a girls' comic standing in front of him, stroking his chin with his right hand and narrowing his eyes as if admiring a work of art.

  Because Lockley's gaze made Lin Yu feel uneasy all over, he opened his mouth and said: "Hey, I'm not interested in Bao Bei Shan..."

  It wasn't until then that Lin Yucai realized that the voice line was not his original one, but at the same time it was also extremely familiar to him.

  Three minutes later, Lin Yu finally lowered his head to examine his body, and at the same time, he used his hand to touch himself through his clothes, then pinched his face hard.

  Then after three minutes of silence, a string of complaints erupted from Lin Yu's mouth like a volcanic eruption.

  "Are you kidding me?! Even if you've been poisoned by all sorts of transformation toxins, can't you at least give me a normal body?! What's with this 12-13 year old loli body that looks like it belongs to an elementary school student?! Becoming a loli is one thing, but being flat-chested is just rare. And what's with this blonde hair that's almost dragging on the ground?! Blonde hair I can deal with, I'll just consider it free hair dye..."

  Lin Yu said up to here took a deep breath, and shouted loudly: "What's going on with this voice that is exactly the same as Nagisa Hazuki's!? Do you want me to have twin tails every day from now on!?"

  "So you were hung up on the voice actor." Lockley said indifferently to Lin Yu.

  "No, I'm fed up with all your actions! You perverted lolicon freak, turn me back into a man at once!"

  "That's impossible."

  "What? Are you kidding me?"

  "I told you the reason from the very beginning."

  Lín Yǔ forced himself to calm down and analyze the situation in his furious state.

  The guy in front of me is a lolicon → He's only interested in lolis → He'll only do it with a loli's body.

  "NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Lin Yu couldn't help but let out a miserable howl.

  "It seems like you understand." Lockley nodded, "So do you want to take a look at the body that will be used for life? By the way, isn't it normal for ordinary people to look at their appearance first and then pick out flaws after plastic surgery?"

  "Will ordinary plastic surgery change even one's sex!?"

  Luoke Li Pu once again chose to ignore Lin Yu's ridicule and produced a fallen mirror, placing it in front of Lin Yu: "Look."

  In the mirror was a petite and lovely loli, wearing a pink Gothic dress with green lace trim. Her silky golden hair cascaded down her slender shoulders to her calves, and Lin Yu was certain that if she sat down, even on a chair, her hair would touch the floor. Her eyes were a bright blue, like the crystal stones used in Lockley's materials, sparkling with spirit. Combined with her high nose bridge and small mouth, her whole face looked extremely cute, making people want to pinch it.

  This loli was as stunning as a life-sized exquisite doll, and the stupid hair on her head also made people want to touch her little head - but Lin Yu knew very clearly that this loli would be his appearance in the eyes of others in the alien world if nothing unexpected happened.

  "Alright?" Locklear put away his mirror. "Then give yourself a new name. Or shall I do it for you?"

  "It's settled then, let's call her Rose. I'm sure you've seen a recent anime adaptation of a light novel related to dragons."

  "This is not my problem, but the author's laziness in character setting."

  "Alright, alright, calling her Rose is definitely out of the question. How about Eriol then?" Lin Yu scratched his head and said.

  "I don't care, as long as you remember it yourself. Just don't be called by someone else and not react in time." Lockley said, taking out a bracelet adorned with colorful gems, "Here, essential item for crossing over."

  "Huh?" Lin Yu, no, she should be called Eri now - she inexplicably took over and asked: "Necessary props? What's with this bracelet?"

  "Space goods."

  "...... As expected, it's an essential tool. How big is the space?"

  "A football field, but inside there's nothing except for a customized weapon for you."

  Alicia's eyes sparkled at the mention of a weapon: "Is it a divine artifact? It must be a divine artifact!"

  Luoke's eyes drooped down with countless black lines: "...You've been playing online games for too long."

  And on this side, Eriol had already become familiar with the blood-stained bracelet and then pulled out a, well, indeed a divine artifact that Lokrreupe had prepared for her.

  "This... this is shrimp!?" Eri's voice trembled with astonishment.

  "It's obviously a two-handed sword. Don't worry, with the fighting energy I lost to you, you can easily use it." Lockley said with a look of infatuation, "And don't you think that a small and cute loli wielding an oversized heavy weapon is a very moe thing?"

  "No, I don't think a loli wielding a castle gate steel plate would have any moe points to speak of..." Eriol gazed at the sword in her hands, which was over 10 meters long just for the blade, about 2 meters wide, and had a thickness of about one finger's length. She didn't even have the mood to make fun of it.

  "Alright, alright, this thing is forged from the Nine Heavens' Mysterious Iron, ordinary divine artifacts can't even withstand a head-on collision with it."

  "Of course, it's not possible to collide head-on with this thing. It's obvious that if you rub against it, you'll get hurt, and if you bump into it, you'll die! They say that no one who died from its attack was cut to death, but rather smashed to death, right?"

  "It seems you're indeed compatible with this weapon, even it knows that."

  "Boom!" With a loud noise, Rockley elegantly drilled into the hard mountain rock, only exposing two legs outside that twitched back and forth. Meanwhile, Eriol stood by, gripping his long sword in a standard baseball batting stance, roaring furiously: "Stop messing around! Hurry up and think of a way to turn me back into a man!"

  "Ah, I've already said it's impossible!" Lockley easily broke free and casually flicked his hair, "I'm only interested in beautiful and lovely lolis, I don't understand the structure of a man's body at all."

  "Get your own physical structure straight at least!"

  Luochi Pu chose to ignore him again: "I have to remind you, you're not invincible right now. Although you possess the powerful aura that I lost to you, but you don't know any martial skills at all. So I'll arrange for you to enter a school for systematic study. Once you learn even the most basic martial skills, with that aura of yours, you can walk sideways. Hmm, you look unhappy?"

  "That's for sure! Even if I became the otherworldly version of Dugu Qiubai or unified the world, I'd still be a daughter-body! The Three Thousand Beauties of the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace are already just fleeting clouds to me. And besides, the beauties around me aren't even targets for conquest, let alone the fact that I myself am also an object of conquest for others! Just thinking about the scene where men confess to me makes me want to go crazy!!" Erihisha pulled her silky long hair down with force while continuously banging her forehead against the wall and shouting.

  "...you can try going to Baihe."

  Another loud noise, this time Lockley flew out of the cave and turned into a shining star on the horizon.

  I am a divider line

  After several hours, Eriol finally gave up on the idea of turning back into a man.

  Because this guy in front of her is not only a lolicon, but also has M properties after the alternating poisonous tongue, spit and double-handed sword attack, Eriya is convinced that he also has M attributes...

  "If I could go back and continue writing the book, I would definitely write this sentence at the beginning of the latest transformation: The protagonist of countless transformations reminds us with a fact full of blood and tears that when encountering a rebirth type that requires reshaping the body, super strong combat attributes and abnormal special abilities are all nonsense, only gender is the most important thing! " At this time, Eri's expression on her face was already unclear whether she was crying or laughing.

  "You can't go back now, so just stay here and let me train you properly." said Lockley, who was covered in injuries, in a tone that didn't sound injured at all.

  "Teach you a lesson! You're not even as useful as toxic industrial waste, so just go die already!" Erischia kicked Lockley's face with her right foot, which was wearing a pretty little boot, and then trampled on him while gritting her teeth and saying, "A guy like you who only wastes resources and energy is a huge menace to the world. Just kill yourself now!"

  "That's right, I'm a piece of trash~~~~!! Oh, on this day when my lucky color is sky blue, it's so refreshing to be stepped on by such a cute loli with her foot! Please press down harder~~~~~"

  Alicia sullenly withdrew her foot, she was too lazy to make any further comment about it.

  "If you're not going to continue, then allow me to introduce the basic situation of the new world you're about to enter." Lockley posed with a radiant smile, looking like a perfect gentleman. Unfortunately, the small footprint on his face completely ruined the image.

  "Are you a salesperson from some real estate company?"

  It was only natural that the great lolicon god once again chose to ignore the tsukkomi. He placed his palm on Eri's head and said, "I'll transfer basic common sense and knowledge to you now, so please don't move during this time."