Chapter 48: The New Member of the Soy Sauce Department

  "Alright, let's get started then."

  Mitsyue: "Let's start!"

  Jia Xi: "Always feel..."

  "Alicia gritted her teeth and put down the magical image transmitter: 'Stand up straight and take a serious photo, don't learn from those brainless celebrities!!'"

  Ok, here is OP.

  "Alicia: "Damn it, OP! Author, stop messing with me!"

  Cough, okay. Here's what happened: After school today, on the way to the activity department room, Michelle found a white kitten with an injured hind leg. So, the naturally kind-hearted idiot took the kitty back to the department room for treatment.

  "What's this?" Alice asked, staring at the cat as she lay flat on the sofa.

  "A little cat." Mimi sat down on a chair with the kitten in her arms, "Its leg is injured."

  Then she began to treat the kitten with healing techniques, but it didn't have much effect.

  "Why is it like this?"

  Alicia got up and walked forward, took a closer look and said: "It's injured to the bone, your primary healing technique won't work."

  At this time, Yue Ge who was reading a book on one side also came over and observed for a while before saying: "No fracture, but needs rest."

  Elisha took out bandages and medicine from her spatial bracelet - everyone was already used to her pulling out all sorts of strange things from there - congratulations to the main character for leveling up to Xiao Dingdang - then she picked up the cat and started dressing its wounds.

  After a while, Yue Ge, who was usually reluctant to speak, couldn't help but say: "I'll go."

  Then, the onlookers, Khasi, Cecilia and Sofia, watched with cold sweat as the cat, wrapped like a mummy from the waist down, was snatched away by Tsukino from the extremely embarrassed little loli's hands.

  "You're actually a bondage enthusiast, aren't you?"

  "Don't lump me together with those three-armed freaks holding wooden signs from the last mine shaft!!"

  Yuè Gē very quickly bandaged the kitten's wound and returned it to Mì Xuě's arms.

  Mishelle took over the cat and put it on the table, starting to scratch its chin: "Get well soon."

  Alicia reminded: "Mishelle, pets are not allowed in the dormitory. What do you plan to do before it recovers? Are you going to raise it here?"

  "Well, then let's raise it here."

  Looking at the little cat rolling happily on the table under Misha's teasing, Eriol walked over and said: "But what about this little thing's nest? Food bowl? Litter box? And toys? Are you going to prepare them?"

  "Huh? Do we need to prepare this many things!?" Tian Ran stupidly exclaimed in surprise.

  "Do you think pets are easy to raise? They also need careful care." Little Lori sighed and said, "I'd better put it back, at most set a fixed place to feed it every day."

  "Really can't raise it?" Michelle looked at Little Lori and asked.

  Alicia reached out and tapped the kitten's forehead: "If no one is willing to take care of it, we can't keep it here."

  The kitty probably guessed something too. It raised its head and blinked its beautiful eyes at Little Luo, calling out sweetly: "Meow——"

  The little girl ignored it.

  Tilted her head and continued calling: "Meow——"

  "You, you little cat, don't try to charm me with your cuteness!" Eliysha finally couldn't help but shout out under the influence of her feminine instincts, which made her find the little cat more and more adorable and want to hug it in her arms.

  You're a goddess, don't be arrogant in front of a little cat!

  "Which bastard dares to flirt with my little Ai Li? Watch me not split him in two!" A loud and clear threat came from the corridor outside the door, no need to say who it was.

  "When did I become yours?" Elisha said after Li Hua's voice entered.

  "Ah! On that day when fate's red thread bound us two together..."

  Then she was knocked down to the floor with a puff of smoke by the Vowkeeper's sword.

  If I were a sworn sword, I would definitely cry - you can also change to a large fly swatter! We'd rather not be on camera than lose face, right?

  Ilya walked in calmly and sat down beside Michelle.

  "Ilya, why have you come now?" Michelle asked.

  Before Ilya could open his mouth to answer, Sophia on the side fanned herself and smiled: "Is it that lovely purple-haired loli who came looking for Ilya, so she's been delayed?"

  "Uh-oh!? Ilya, is that so?"

  "It's nothing." Ilya said with a laugh, "It's just that Huayin had something to say to me, so she came late."

  "Do you have something to say to me? Has she finally decided to confess to you......" Sophia, who was intentionally playing dumb and causing trouble, suddenly choked up, as if her throat had been suddenly grabbed, "When I didn't say anything."

  It doesn't matter, anyway. The female lead's yuri friends always end up as bonus items after the male lead successfully captures them. Whether they confess or not is irrelevant. Uh, why did I suddenly think of myself?

  "What's this?" Ilya asked curiously, pointing at his little cat on the table.

  Mishelle gave a brief introduction.

  "Do you want to keep it?" Ilya asked.

  Mishelle nodded.

  "Then let's keep it." Ilya said with a pat, "This weekend I'll accompany you to the market to buy cat supplies, how about that?"

  Then, the room immediately fell silent. Eriol, who was lost in a strange fantasy, Sophia, who was calming down after stepping on a landmine, Tsukino, who was reading a book, Cecilia, who was eating sweets, Khasi, who was meditating with her eyes closed, and Suigin, who was holding an empty bottle of yogurt on the windowsill, all turned their attention to Ilya at once.

  When did this guy learn how to ask a girl out on his own!?

  Lihua, who was lying on the floor cosplaying as Xiao Qiang, slowly raised one hand and gave Ilya a thumbs up.

  Originally, Li Hua's previous words to Ilya were meant to encourage him to be more proactive, and now that he has seized this great opportunity, she naturally gave a thumbs up.

  So you finally decided to let Muxi go... or did you realize that you couldn't keep her anymore?

  Li Hua said: "I was thinking of you for the sake of our friendship, you heartless author! In your story, what kind of terrible existence am I?!"

  To be accurate, your dictionary doesn't have the word "bottom line".

  Cough cough, let's get down to business.

  Miki apparently didn't realize it was a request for a date, and happily picked up the kitten saying "That's great, you can make yourself at home here from now on."

  "Now that we've decided to keep it, let's give it a name." Kracie said as she reached out to pet the kitten's fluffy head.

  Li Hua struggled to get up and leaned on the table: "Call it QB."

  Everyone simultaneously: "Objection!!"

  "Why not? It's obviously a white cat."

  The little loli spoke to Li Hua in a serious tone: "Not all yellow-haired mice are Pikachu, they might also be the small mouse beside Motoko Sakura; not all white-haired cats are QB, they might also be Charlotte beside Wendy. So let's just forget about the name QB that will make us lose our ship as soon as we take it, okay?"

  Li Hua nodded: "Yes, Little Ai Li is right. I've decided, this cat's name will be Wu Geng Liu Li!"

  "Others are white cats, you're absolutely a soulless person, this must be intentional!"

  "Who called me? Who called me?" Kuroba suddenly popped out of Eriol's summoning space and asked.

  "We're talking about cats! Can't you have some self-awareness as a dragon clan member?!" Little Lori shouted.

  "Hmph! I am very particular about the dignity and honor of my giant dragon!"

  The little loli took out a few sticks of rock candy and waved them in front of Chu Ye's eyes.

  Alicia: "Want some?"

  "Think!"

  Airiya (pointing at Li Hua's voice): "If you want to eat, go bite her."

  Li Hua (shocked and pale): "Why me?! Ahh, it hurts so much!!"

  "Can I have it now?"

  Eriol slams her fist on the little dragon's head: "Is the dignity and honor of a great dragon worth just a few lollipops!?"

  "Baron is holding a lollipop and squatting on the ground, looking at Eri with a pitiful expression and tears in his eyes: "But lollipops are priceless treasures for lolis."

  "Your sister's priceless! Do you know that the big puddle of drool on the ground as you gaze at the lollipop can buy a whole bunch if you just scoop up some of it?!"

  "That's authentic fresh dragon slobber!! Speaking of which, shouldn't I be holding a lollipop in one hand and a container in the other to collect them and exchange for money?"

  Then Eriol saw Cecilia, who was struggling with a large cake, suddenly drop her plate and rush to the front of Tsubaki, take out an empty glass bottle - don't ask me why she carried such a strange item on her body - and desperately start collecting Tsubaki's saliva on the floor, muttering to herself:

  One piece of cake, two pieces of cake, three pieces of cake...

  "Don't use the business mind from your noble education in a place like this! By the way, is it really suitable for you to pick up other people's saliva while fantasizing about your favorite food?"

  She didn't mind Cecilia's behavior, biting her lollipop and scanning the room before fixing her gaze on the little white cat. She leaned in front of Miharu and said, "So cute little kitty, can I hug it?"

  Miharu smiled and handed the kitten over to Akira's arms.

  Xinxi happily stroked the little cat.

  The kitten suddenly felt something, and its face showed an extremely frightened expression. All the hairs on its body stood up, then it made a very cool flip and calmly received the luxurious bento.

  It was frightened to death by the faint dragon might emanating from Loli Long's body.

  Eriol finished her imagination and silently pulled Tsukasa back: "Absolutely forbidden for you to touch it!!"

  "What?! Why?!"

  He ignored the daily routine in the room, walked to the window with a cup of red tea and sighed: "It's really peaceful..."

  The mercury lamp beside her glanced at her and said, "You've indeed been driven mad by staying with that group of people for too long."

  "Hmmph!"

  Yuè Gē sat quietly there, and turned another page - even though Li Huayin had just flown past her side, she didn't have any special reaction.

  This club is hopeless...

  After making enough noise, Khasi, who was still somewhat normal, suggested that everyone take a photo with the temporary community members.

  And then there was the opening scene.

  After going through great difficulties and hardships, the crowd that had finally taken a family photo gathered around the table again, beginning to seriously discuss the name of the cat.

  "QB!" Li Hua insisted, "Or it must be Five More Lapis Lazuli!"

  She was immediately kicked out by Eriol.

  Mishelle stroked the kitten and said: "Look at its white fur, let's just call it Little White."

  I believe this cat must be eager to dye itself into a floral color now.

  "What? What's wrong with how I got up?" Tianran stared blankly, seeing everyone staring at him with a strange expression, and hastily asked.

  "No, Misha. It's just that the name you came up with is too classic, and everyone was stunned into silence. But 'classic' means repetitive, so let's think of another one."

  Sophia suddenly covered her mouth with a fan - Little Luo Li knew she was going to play black belly again - and smiled: "How about we call it Azimiao?"

  "Aren't you afraid that the people downstairs will come up to bother you? By the way, is your name something you just came up with on the spot after hearing the guitar sound from earlier?"

  "There's a good name for it," said Cecilia seriously. "Isn't the cat similar to a tiger? It's so small and cute, calling it a tiger wouldn't do, so let's call it Meng Hu instead?"

  "Eryth, call me Oosaka Taiga normally!" Eri-chan shouted wildly while swinging her wooden sword.

  Everyone shouted in unison: "We're not talking about you!"

  "I'm not playing Cosplay either!"

  Cecilia's proposal was passed with seven votes in favor and one against (Mercury Lamp and Cixi Night did not have voting rights).

  So this cat was formally named Meng Hu...

  It's so exaggerated that Eriol thinks that even if this mysterious cat uses a spiritual link to summon Michelle tonight and asks her if she wants to sign a contract, then takes out a red crystal ball and makes her perform a beautiful dance with a loving kill shot, from now on this book will be renamed "Magical Girl Michelle" and specialize in yuri selling Meng. Okay, Michelle is a light system, maybe it can be called the beauty of light? Plus, the ultimate BOSS Heterocyte in her body may awaken at any time, and then a group of dark night magic users who drive cosmic battleships to fight demons will perform a melodrama filled with love and courage to defeat the big BOSS and retrieve Michelle's soul.

  As for how many of you were fooled by what I said earlier, count it yourself, anyway, I've lost interest.

  Eriol gazed at the cute tiger on the table and said tearfully: "Do you want me to lend you my wooden sword and voice?"

  "You don't need that, just sign a contract with me and become a magical girl." A strange voice came from Moe Tora's direction.

  Everyone was shocked and silent.

  The little loli was speechless for a long time before kicking Li Hua out from under the table with one foot: "Chu Ye, bite her head off for me!"

  "Wait a minute, you're not serious, are you?!"

  Loli Long naturally wouldn't be polite, she pressed down on Li Hua's sound, looking like a little sister quarreling with her older sister - then opened her mouth and bit towards the latter's neck.

  "Don't bite, Ya Ye! That's a major artery! Ya Die, I'm done for... It's all over..."

  "Why the hell did this weird butterfly burst in!? Where's your relative, Grass Mud Horse!? By the way, that last sentence of yours was intentional, right? Absolutely intentional, you perverted yuri girl!"

  I am the dividing line of the end.

  I didn't realize until I finished writing that it wasn't the usual 5,000 words. Probably because there was more ranting and joking around, so the detailed descriptions were fewer. However, I believe this chapter will bring everyone a good mood, and you guys won't mind, right?