Chapter 73: The Malicious Act of Selling Cuteness in a Small Town
Alicia, who was lying in bed, was awakened by the sound of fighting downstairs.
"What the devil, how did I fall asleep? And my head hurts so much... Hmm, could it be that I was drugged? Luckily, luckily, I almost got caught off guard. Speaking of which, why didn't anyone come to find me? Could it be that the guards downstairs blocked them?"
After eliminating the discomfort with the sacred domain, Eriol began to listen to the commotion downstairs.
A miserable cry rang out, and the leader of the group roared in frustration: "If it weren't for the anesthetic that made me lose my strength... I'd take you all down..."
Hung up before finishing speaking.
Another series of mournful wails and cries, finally Eliysha heard Trinser's voice: "You, you bunch of filthy pigs can't kill me, I'm the Imperial Viscount!"
Is this a begging tone?! Even I want to kick you after hearing it!
That's right, I've been holding back for several chapters, hurry up and finish eating breakfast and go home to wash and sleep!
"Wow, look! This guy still has so many gold coins on him."
"Oh dear heavens! The gold chain on his wrist is as thick as a thumb!"
"What is this!?! It's actually a gold card from the Barea Empire Bank!"
You're actually hoping to be robbed with so much loot on you, aren't you? And earlier, I think I heard some very subtle name... Reiz, just how many things did you steal from the Chorley Mountains?!
"Shut up!" The old shopkeeper's stern voice rang out, instantly silencing the commotion. "Be careful not to wake our Sleeping Beauty, this scene is not suitable for her to appreciate. A few of you go upstairs and bring her and her entourage down to the first floor."
As she saw the other party rushing towards her, Eriol suddenly began to look around - good, although she didn't know what Treynor's room downstairs looked like, this one was definitely certified by the national quality inspection. In other words, there were only two ways out: go through the door or jump out of the window.
Elisha, who intended to pretend to be a soft girl, would naturally not go around violently destroying walls.
It's clearly impossible to walk out the door now, so little loli chose a romantic move for girls - jumping out the window, then loudly shouting her lover's name. Just as she was about to hit the ground, he rushed over and caught her in his arms with a beautiful pose. Under the bright stars and moonlight, the two gazed deeply into each other's eyes, finally sharing a sweet kiss... Sorry, you didn't choose a female-oriented channel, so the above scenes will absolutely not appear.
Does everyone still remember that annoying task at the end of Volume 3? Its reward was a Wind-type spell - the renowned Rising Air Current!
At first, I could guess that this evil-sounding spell was used as a buffer pad. Please raise your hand if you did too. I bow to you from here.
Generally speaking, when a beautiful girl falls from the sky, she's usually accompanied by benefits, and this time is no exception.
A rascal standing outside the inn was drawn in by a strong gust of wind blowing upwards. He looked up to see a loli jumping out of a 3rd floor window, and then slowly falling down in the strong wind.
Her golden hair fluttered gently in the wind, her princess skirt was like a blooming flower, her pair of slender legs as white as jade emitted endless charm, her...her pink lace-edged small pants were clearly visible...
Since learning this magic, the first person it was used to sacrifice was herself. At this time, Eriol didn't know whether she should cry or laugh.
I should have worn those black safety pants.
No, no, no. As a loli, that thing is only suitable for teasing and shouldn't be considered in your daily attire! Because you can only show off with shorts... You guys know what I mean, right?
As soon as she landed, Eriol bowed her head and covered the middle of her skirt with both hands, her face bright red. Her slightly bent legs twisted back and forth restlessly. Just when Lulu was staring at the little loli's shy expression, drooling and dripping saliva from the corner of his mouth to the ground, she raised her small head a little and asked in an almost inaudible voice: "Did you see?"
He nodded subconsciously.
"Waaaah~~~~! I've been seen in my underwear by that weird uncle!" Eriol suddenly sprinted away, tears streaming down her face.
Your hand that's wiping away tears is actually dry, right!? It hasn't been wet at all, has it!?
He stood there dazedly seeing off little loli until she disappeared from his sight, still savoring the aftertaste...
After a while, the old shopkeeper led a large group of his men out and asked him: "Did you see anyone running out of the inn just now?"
"There was a cute loli who jumped out of the 3rd floor window and went that way. But she used some kind of magic, so she didn't get hurt. Hehe......" Lolo replied, then recalled the scene at that time, and drooled again.
"Why didn't you grab her, or send out a signal that someone had escaped?"
"She is just too cute."
A group of crows flew loudly and forcefully over the old man and his subordinates.
However, this rascal still pointed out the direction of Xiao Loli's escape, and the old man immediately dispersed his men to surround her.
Eriol was soon discovered.
The little loli, pretending to be accidentally separated from her entourage, is now holding a college-style magic wand, with an acceleration BUFF on her body. She's running around in a fluster, occasionally throwing out some beginner-level spells at the pursuers, just like a real magical girl in battle - would you believe me if I said that?
That tense and pitiful expression, the adorable appearance of occasionally slipping due to excessive nervousness, the primary magic that can only be used for shooting cannons and fireworks, and the sweet scream of surprise and the flustered appearance like a frightened little rabbit when suddenly jumped out by a certain evil uncle hiding in the dark... Eliya, you're just intentionally acting cute, aren't you!?
Those dirty old men next to her, who could easily grab her with a bit of force but are instead teasing her on purpose, can attest to the fact that she's only using beginner-level magic.
A loli with a dark heart was being chased by a group of unscrupulous old men, and she pretended to be frightened and trembling, until they cornered her in a dead end and surrounded her with an overwhelming presence. The scene had already gone beyond the description of evil - these guys had simply thrown away their dignity and bottom line into the toilet along with the stuff inside!
The shop owner led over a menacing-looking man with a scarred face. This was a mid-4th level warrior, and he looked like the one in charge here.
"Oh, this is indeed a rare find." Looking at Eriol who was shrinking into the corner of the dead-end alley, the scar-faced man revealed an expression of surprise and admiration, "She can cast elementary magic?"
"She must be a noble lady. She should be the daughter of some aristocrat, or at least the daughter of a wealthy merchant, otherwise she wouldn't have had attendants." The old man hesitated for a moment, "But we didn't find her attendants in the chaos just now, I really don't understand why those two girls would abandon her and escape on their own."
"It's simple. They think we're just ordinary thieves, and even if they catch the little girl, they won't harm her but use her for ransom instead. As for their attendants, they wouldn't be treated so well, so it's reasonable that they would escape on their own."
That is to say they are no ordinary bandits. Indeed, just like the mission briefing said, they are plotting something.
Scar's face said after walking towards Eriol and stretching out his hand to grab her: "Alright, be a good girl and listen, no one will hurt you."
Alicia heard this and curled up even more tightly, just like a little kitten in winter. She saw her tightly hugging the staff, tears streaming down her face as she sobbed: "Waaahhh, I'm going to be eaten!"
Scarface suddenly felt the gaze of the crowd behind him burning intensely.
"...We're thieves, not cannibals." Scarface deliberately ignored the hidden meaning in Eriol's words and continued to hold out his hand, "As long as gold coins don't eat people."
Elisha raised her head, and in the twinkling eyes were bright teardrops, with a face full of fear and hope, she weakly asked: "Really won't eat me?"
"He won't, he won't." Scarface gave up the idea of directly grabbing the little loli and instead reached out to touch her small head, intending to comfort her.
"Also won't let others warm the bed?"
The scar-faced man's hand froze: "......No way."
But the little loli's malicious cuteness and black belly are far from over:
"Can't you take someone else as your pillow?"
"Wouldn't it force people to wear this or that kind of clothing?"
"Can't let someone play games with a evil eye?"
"Wouldn't you use all sorts of strange methods to train others?"
The gaze behind the scarred face was sharp as a knife, and he couldn't help but wipe his forehead with a cold sweat: "We won't do anything to you, just follow us honestly."
"What, you're not going to do anything? Are you just going to leave me hanging and then take advantage of me when I finally work up the courage to talk to you and ask for a kiss on the cheek or a pat on the butt or even... *ahem*?"
"......Where did you hear all this from?"
"My brother taught me. He said when encountering strange uncles, you must be careful about these things."
"One day if I can see him, I will definitely put the hilt of the Knight's Lance into his butt."
"Is that right? You also think he's a pervert, don't you? It doesn't matter if we add more, anyway, it'll just make him even happier."
Lokley, who was playing a certain mediocre eroge game and had branching options on the screen in front of him, suddenly let out a loud sneeze and his hand shook as he pressed down.
"Ahhhhh, I didn't mean to choose this option! NO~~~~~~~~ I haven't saved yet!"
Then the image on the screen changed, and Luo Ke Li Pu looked at it with a mouthful of blood: "This is just an erotic GalGame, why would there be such a weird ending where the earth is invaded by evil aliens and the protagonist dies in the attack!!"
Because you're playing a crappy game...
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