Chapter 41: The Dark Executor Eleven

  On an impulse, as if possessed by a mischievous spirit, he pushed open the door and walked in.

  As soon as I stepped inside, I felt like I had probably entered some kind of strange place.

  Lv felt his mouth twitching constantly, who would pour tea into a thermos cup... He turned his head to look around but didn't see anyone.

  "Is anyone there?..." Ryou muttered to himself as he prepared to leave, but unexpectedly a hand suddenly stretched out from the coffin in front of him. Not feeling scared, but rather annoyed, Ryou stared at the person crawling out, his face filled with disgust.

  Are you acting like Sadako?

  I didn't expect this person to not only make a deep impression on his appearance, but also dress so strangely... A black tall hat, grayish-white messy long hair, and a long fringe covering his eyes, only revealing his grinning mouth and pale lower face.

  The law is thinking wildly that it would be more suitable for him to act in a ghost film than an actor, this is a living template.

  A certain boss with a very strange long sleeve spoke up. "Is there something? Do you want some tea?"

  Shaking his head, Ritsu was about to say he just came to take a look, but was stopped by Sebastian with a glance. Somewhat puzzled, Sebastian leaned in close to Ritsu's ear and said, "This is a place where information is provided. Perhaps, there will be things we want to know."

  Lü looked at the extremely suspicious boss with some doubt, but still chose to believe what Sebastian said.

  "He then spoke up and said, 'We want to ask about something.'"

  A certain boss smiled slyly. "Alright... but, customer, give 'that' to me..."

  Law: "......" What is he saying? Is it English?

  "It's 'that' oh~~ Tell me a top-notch joke, that young master will tell you everything oh~~~"

  Law: "So it was this all along... =?=" Is this a joke... When Sebastian and the old boss weren't paying attention, Law's aura underwent a slight change.

  Clearing his throat, he began to speak.

  "I used to have schizophrenia, now we're recovered."

  A certain boss said nothing.

  Sebastian's expression was somewhat subtle.

  The law is getting stricter and stricter.

  One day, someone met God.

  God suddenly had a change of heart and decided to grant the man's wish.

  God asked...

  Do you have any wishes?

  That person thought for a moment...

  It's said that cats have 9 lives...

  Then please give me 9 lives...

  God said...

  Your wish has come true...

  One day, that person was idle and had nothing to do...

  I'd rather just die...

  Anyway, I have 9 lives.

  Just lie down on the railroad tracks...

  As a result, a train passed by...

  That person still died...

  Why is that?

  Lü gave a faint smile. "Because that train had ten cars." (Did anyone ask you... what's with this self-questioning and self-answering?)

  A certain boss said nothing.

  Sebastian's eyes were a bit strange.

  The law is very determined to come again.

  A German, a Frenchman and a Japanese man are going to work in a mine.

  The boss, an American, said to the German: You have a good physique, you are in charge of hard labor.

  To the French: You say you are an engineer, you are in charge of mining plans.

  And to the Japanese person he said: You are very small and thin. You are in charge of supplies.

  Then they start working on alternate weeks.

  A few days later, the Germans and French found that the Japanese were gone. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first.

  When the Germans started working, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted loudly:

  "Surprise!" Lü Xiao laughed. This was high-end black humor.

  A certain boss said nothing.

  Sebastian's face was a little stiff.

  Lü's eyes grew even brighter with an eerie glow as he continued undeterred.

  "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist.

  "Come with me," said the doctor, leading the patient outside and pointing up at the sun in the sky. "What is that?" he asked.

  "The sun." The patient replied.

  "How far do you want to see!"

  A certain boss said nothing.

  Sebastian's face was slightly twisted.

  "Once upon a time, there was a person fishing and caught an octopus."

  Squid begged him: Let me go, don't roast me and eat me.

  That person said: Alright, then I'll interrogate you with a few questions.

  Squid is happy to say: You copy you copy!

  Then he roasted the squid...?

  ……

  "Tortoise and hare racing...... The rabbit quickly ran ahead......"

  The tortoise saw a snail crawling very slowly and said to him: Come up, I'll carry you.

  Then...the snail came up...

  After a while...the turtle saw an ant again...and said to him: You come up too...

  Then the ants also came up.

  After the ants came up... saw the snail above... and said to him: hello

  Do you know what snails say?

  The snail said: "Hurry up, this turtle is too fast..."?

  A certain boss said nothing.

  Sebastian's breathing was a bit unstable.

  Lü's eyes began to gleam with an excited red light.

  One day, a family's house caught fire.

  Dad and mom have escaped, leaving only one son still inside.

  Mom was anxiously shouting outside the house:

  "Son... what are you doing? ...the fire has gone out and you still haven't come out..."

  Son replied: "I am putting on socks..."

  Mom said, "You've lost your fire, what's the point of wearing socks..."

  Five minutes have passed and my son still hasn't come out...

  "Mom shouted anxiously, 'Son, what are you doing? Come out quickly! The fire is getting bigger, and you're still inside...'"

  "My son said, 'I'm taking off my socks...' "

  There's a saying in China: "to tolerate what cannot be tolerated, no longer needs to be tolerated." Sebastian made a stopping gesture.

  But Lutz completely ignored him. "Once upon a time there was a carpenter... um..." Lutz looked at Sebastian with dissatisfaction, let me speak!

  Sebastian's face wore a perfect smile, with words of praise overflowing from his expression, speaking with utmost sincerity and rich emotion.

  "Oh, what a hilarious joke!"

  After a few seconds of silence, the funeral home was shaken by bursts of laughter. "Hahahaha... Young Master, hahahaha..."

  Sebastian blocked the furious Law, who was grinding his teeth and wanting to go forward and beat someone up. He looked at a certain boss on the ground with sympathy, laughing so hard that he was almost out of breath. He tilted his head 45 degrees and remained silent...

  A certain boss slammed his fist on the ground and laughed so hard his face cramped up.

  Law: "......" Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

  Isn't it funny? Isn't it funny at all?

  A certain boss covered his mouth and laughed, "What's the matter, speak up~~~ I'll tell you everything. For this wonderful joke~~~"

  Law: "......" What can be done without adding this last sentence, dear?

  I'm feeling a bit down today, need some comfort...