Chapter 29: Wolf Nature and Fox Nature

  "Indeed a true man!" The fat officer stretched out his hand: "My name is Pan Guangzu."

  Dong Li Mao grasped Pan Guang Zu's plump hand and said, "We need food and a place to sleep well. Let's hitchhike to the military department tonight."

  "Haha... you've found the right person, I'm specialized in providing food and shelter! However, because we can't start a fire to cook during the day inside the cave, I can only let Dong Lianchang and the brothers make do with canned food." Pan Guangzu said very readily.

  "Officer, is there wine?" Wang Jiagui asked.

  "No!" Pan Guangzu replied loudly, his gaze fixed on Li Yuanyuan with a smile. "However, having such a beautiful female officer, together with the heroic ghost killer, come to my turf as guests, even if I have to break the rules, I'll bring out wine! Haha... Let's go! Today, we'll make an exception and drink to our hearts' content!"

  Dong Li thought: 'This kid has also become arrogant and domineering here, when he was with me, he was like a weak woman.'

  Pan Guangzu led Dong Li Mao and others into a not very large cave, which could hold about twenty people. A simple military bed was placed at the far end of the cave, with some ammunition boxes and food boxes arranged beside it.

  Everyone worked together to arrange the ammunition boxes and food boxes into a long table. Pan Guangzu opened several food boxes with English labels, which were all filled with canned goods in tin cans.

  "These are all original equipment from our allied forces, everyone eats as much as they want, it's enough!" Pan Guangzu turned around and crawled to the side of the campaign bed, half of his chubby body crawling under the bed. After a while, he panted and pulled out a wooden box from under the bed, sat on the campaign bed with a thud, and panted for a few mouthfuls before patting the wooden box and saying: "This is something I brought from Kunming, today it's finally useful!" After that, he used a bayonet to pry open the lid of the wooden box and took out a bottle of dark-colored liquor.

  Li Yuyuan saw the wine in Pan Guangzu's hand and exclaimed: "This is actually red wine from Bordeaux, France!"

  "Haha... as expected of a superior officer, you have a good eye for things!" Pan Guangzu gave Li Yuanyuan a thumbs up.

  As soon as they heard it was red wine, Wang Jia Gui and the others were disappointed. They didn't like the wine that foreigners drank, with its sour and astringent taste, which was just as unpleasant as the body odor of foreigners.

  No cups, Li Yuanyuan, Dong Limao and Pan Guangzu each held a bottle in their hands. Zhu Yongsheng didn't drink any of them, but the canned food was eaten quite a bit. After eating their fill, they all leaned against the wall of the cave and fell asleep.

  Li Yuanyuan downed a bottle of red wine, speaking drunkenly and lying down on Pan Guangzu's campaign bed before quickly falling asleep.

  Dong Li Mao and Pan Guang Zu, on the other hand, were shoulder-to-shoulder and back-to-back, like two old friends who had not seen each other for a long time.

  "I, Pan Guangzu, joined the army to fight against the devils, but his damn superior said I was too fat and made a big target, and wouldn't let me go to the front line to kill the devils!" Pan Guangzu took a sip of wine, belched, patted Dong Limao's shoulder and said: "Brother, I envy you! I also want to be a hero in people's hearts like you."

  Dong Li Mao wasn't as drunk as Pan Guang Zu, he wrapped his arms around Pan's thick neck and stared at him with wide eyes: "Have you ever killed anyone?" Pan shook his head. Dong Li Mao poured a mouthful of wine into his own mouth, released Pan's neck, and said with a heavy heart: "Killing people is inherently one of the most disgusting things in the world, but what's even more disgusting is that after you've killed your first person, an urge to kill more people will unconsciously arise within you! Do you know why those little Japanese devils are so arrogant?"

  Pan Guangzu shook his head and continued, "It's because those little devils received a beastly education. They grew up in an environment where the strong prey on the weak, so they have a wolf-like nature. When it comes to killing people, one is more brutal than the other, and when it comes to fighting wars, each one is as ferocious as can be. We Chinese lack that fearless and ferocious wolf-like nature of those little devils. What we have instead is only the fox-like nature that only knows how to fight within our own den. Otherwise, how could a great nation like ours be manipulated by a group of wild monkeys from an isolated island and lose half of its territory?"

  Pan Guangzu nodded and patted the ammunition box with his hand, saying: "That's right! If our countrymen didn't fight among themselves, how would those little devils dare to bully us?"

  Dong Li Mao took another swig of wine, he had never drunk red wine like this before, like drinking beer, this was already the second bottle that was almost empty. Although his head was a bit dizzy, he felt extremely clear-headed, and continued to say: "Before I came here, I lived in an era where you could get whatever you wanted, almost every household had at least one or two small Japanese-made appliances, my classmates and I played Nintendo games all day, even when watching porn, we only enjoyed the ones made by Japan..." Seeing Pan Guang Zu's confused expression, Dong Li Mao realized he was talking about things before his time-travel, so he stopped and took another swig of wine.

  "What's Nintendo? What's a cartridge?" Pan Guangzu's face turned red as he asked with flashing little eyes.

  "Have you seen the movie?" Dong Li Mao asked back.

  "I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it. It's said that the people in Buri can move and talk." Pan Guangzu scratched his head and smiled foolishly in response.

  "What I said is almost the same as what you heard about movies, only that games are like our Chinese wooden puppets, and pornographic films are those where men and women act without clothes."

  "Wow! Not wearing clothes in a movie, that's really something to see! After this damn war is over, you'll take me to see it too, and I'll get an eye-opener! Hehe... To be honest, don't laugh at me, but I've never seen what a naked woman looks like before."

  Pan Guangzu turned his head to look at Li Yuanyuan lying on the military bed, licked his lips and said: "Since ancient times, beauties have loved heroes, only such a beauty can match up to Brother Jiacheng's great hero!"

  "She! Hehe... it's not what you think, we've only known each other for a day." Dong Li Mao also took a glance at Li Yuanyuan's heaving chest, and thought of the virginity that had been taken away by this woman, feeling a bit uncomfortable in his heart, and didn't want to talk about her anymore. So he changed the subject and asked: "How did you manage to keep this military supply station so organized? If it were me, I'd be dizzy from all these tunnels."

  "Have you seen the number plates at each entrance? It's actually very simple, just label each fork in the road with a sign like a number plate, and anyone who can count won't get lost." Pan Guangzu replied.

  "It's not easy being an officer, is it? You have to take care of everything from eating and drinking to defecating. Dong Li Mao had secretly admired the commander here since he entered the cave, thinking that there must be some extraordinary figure in charge."

  "I, Pan Guangzu, don't have any other skills, but when it comes to finding food, that's my specialty. Since I was a kid, I've been a glutton, otherwise I wouldn't be so fat. Hehe..."

  This made Dong Li Mao even more convinced that the person in front of him was his good classmate Dong Gua Tu Hong Bo, because he was a greedy eater.

  The two of them didn't stop until they were drunk and couldn't open their eyes, then fell asleep on top of the ammunition box.

  This sleep, Dong Li Mao slept until the sky was dark and chaotic. In his dream, sometimes it was the school flower Bai Ruxue, and sometimes it was the Dai ethnic minority girl Dao Lanxiang. The two women were different in their clothes and accents, but they looked similar in appearance and figure. He also heard Bai Ruxue's call: "Polite, wake up quickly! You're lying there motionless, not understanding politeness at all. I know you're hurt, so I rushed over, but you won't even open your eyes to look at me. Are you still angry about the slap I gave you?" Dong Li Mao thought in his heart: "How could I not be angry? Wasn't it just because that Winter Melon kid said I kissed you on the mouth? Did he have to get so angry and hit me? If Winter Melon knew I was slapped by a woman, who knows how he would laugh at me?" Before long, Bai Ruxue turned into Dao Lanxiang. She stroked his hair with her hand, speaking softly: "Dong Gege, I really like you..." Dong Li Mao couldn't be happier, and just as he was about to say "I also really like you", both Dao Lanxiang and Bai Ruxue disappeared. Suddenly, Li Yuanyuan appeared, scowling and shouting loudly: "You're not a good person at all! It turns out you love that little fox spirit Lanxiang..." As she spoke, she kicked him with her leg. Dong Li Mao felt pain and woke up, opening his eyes to see that the one who had kicked him was not Li Yuanyuan, but a middle-aged military officer with a menacing grin.

  "Get up, you damn thing!" he roared, kicking towards Pan Guangzu's stout body.

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