The Second Volume of Water Margin

  When Ximen Qing and Wu Song's team appeared at the gate of Liangshan Mountain, everyone was shocked.

  It was led by Liu Daizhi, the scar-faced tiger, and a hundred thugs. Almost everyone thought Ximen Qing had gotten into big trouble, which was also the original intention of Zhidao Xing Wu.

  One hundred people went out, and one hundred people came back, all of them covered in blood from head to toe. Even Ximen Qing, Wu Song, Yan Qing, Shi Qian and others were no exception.

  Although it is still unknown what happened, the faces of these hundred people are filled with a sense of satisfaction, each one proudly showing off their sharp tools to the audience.

  Of course, those sharp weapons were also stained with fresh blood.

  What's even more astonishing is that these hundred people were divided into two teams, front and back, escorting the family members in the middle, as well as over a hundred young women! Those young women, although each step was tired, with post-traumatic expressions on their faces, still had a hint of curiosity, looking around this stockade.

  Because Ximen Qing has already declared this place as the stronghold of the Liangshan Po army.

  "Liáng Shān Pō? Isn't that the legendary gathering place of outlaws? How did they get to Líng State?" Most young women were thinking this, and more importantly, weren't these outlaws supposed to be ugly and ferocious, with three heads and six arms?

  They soon found out that the onlookers around them were also sizing them up with curious expressions.

  Because women in Liangshan are always absolutely rare animals, except for some leaders who have families, other leaders are all bachelors, let alone the little rascals below.

  The result is that all the women on Liangshan are currently idols in the hearts of Xiao'er, and the first one now is Hua Yueying, the younger sister of Hua Rong.

  Huayue Rong's name matches her appearance, with a face as beautiful as a flower and the moon. At a young age, she was already betrothed to Qin Ming by Song Jiang, causing many leaders to clench their fists in regret. Looking at Qin Ming's eyes, they seem somewhat unwell-suited for her. Because of this, every time Qin Ming drinks wine, he has to find a secluded corner and look around to make sure no one is behind him before feeling at ease.

  Even Gu Dajie, who is stout and has a round face and big waist, was also on the list. Although she ranked last, it still reveals many problems.

  "Big buttocks are good for giving birth, you only know that youth is beautiful, what do you understand about the charm of a mature woman?"

  This theory resonated with many people, but they all forgot that Gu Dajie's nickname was Mother Big Worm and ignored the inexplicable bitter smile of Xiao Wei Zhi Sun Xin.

  It wasn't until that day when Black Whirlwind Li Kui and brothers Shi Xiu and Shi Bao gambled with money that they gave these people a big warning.

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui's hands were blacker than his face that day, and he soon lost twenty taels to Shi Xiu. He thought of going to ask Song Jiang for money to cover the loss first, but Shi Xiu and his brother Shi Bao refused to let him leave.

  Joke, lost money and want to leave?

  Li Kui flew into a rage and had to resort to his old tricks, throwing down two greasy axes on the table and saying with a grin: "If you don't have money, I'll take your life! I'll use these axes as collateral and go ask Brother Gongming for money!"

  Jie Zhen and Jie Bao, the two brothers, conferred for a while. Then, with an eerie smile, Jie Bao said: "Tie Niu, if you do one thing for me, I'll consider this debt settled, just because we're brothers!"

  "Is this really true?" Li Kui was half-believing and half-doubting: "My Iron Bull is an honest man, you two are usually slick, don't try to fool me!"

  "Brother Iron Bull is the red man in front of Elder Chao, how dare we deceive you." Xie Zhen and Xie Bao patted their chest, guaranteeing their sincerity, and immediately told Li Kui what he had to do.

  Li Kui was speechless for half a day, and his dark face also showed some sweat: "What do you two mean? How can I know how many moles are on Gu Dasao's butt? Can't ask Gu Dasao to take off her pants and count them for me!"

  "Alas, Iron Bull brother, you're so clever yet foolish. Can't you think of a countermeasure for such a small matter?" Jie Bao's face showed a disappointed expression: "Why not just take a look when she goes to the outhouse?"

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui was suddenly speechless, he was also a supporter of the "familiar woman style", as for whether Gu Dasao's butt had a few moles on it, Li Kui didn't have much thought about it, but as for what Gu Dasao's butt looked like, whether it was fair or not, Li Kui still had a little excitement.

  Li Kui agreed at once, and the next day he got up very early. Before dawn, he ran to Shi Xiu's house and hid in a clump of trees beside the outhouse, waiting.

  What kind of decent toilet can be found on a mountain? Find a place with wind at your back, dig a hole, and if possible, set up some thatched fences around it; if not, then just have nothing.

  Although Sun Xin had not been on the mountain for long, he still managed to set up a fence around it. Black Whirlwind Li Kui dug a hole in the fence that was just the right size, so when Aunt Cui came, she could see everything inside at a glance.

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui was very lucky, as soon as the eastern sky turned white, he heard a sound from afar, the door of the house creaked open. Black Whirlwind stood up halfway and took a look, only to see Fat Sister-in-law Guo carrying out a chamber pot.

  Li Kui's heart was pounding, he quickly found a good spot and stuck his eyes to the fence. At this moment, Li Kui had already forgotten why he came here, his mind was filled with the white buttocks that were about to appear.

  At this time, who still cares about counting how many moles there are?

  The thatched cottage was a little distance from the house. Black Whirlwind Li Kui thought he had already made two meals, but still gritted his teeth and persisted.

  It's okay, next moment, Gu Dajie went into the toilet, put down the toilet seat, took off her pants and squatted.

  Just then, Black Whirlwind Li Kui discovered that he had made a very serious mistake, which was that he had dug the hole in the wrong direction.

  Li Kui had imagined that Aunt Cui would be facing away from him and squatting down, presenting her buttocks to him.

  Unexpectedly, when Mrs. Gu squatted down, she was facing Li Kui's side.

  Li Kui, who had not yet reacted, found that his gaze had actually met with Gu Dasao's astonished gaze.

  I'm going!

  "What a bird man is peeking outside!" Gu Dasao stood up with a loud shout, pulled up her pants, and a black thing shocked Li Kui!

  "It's even thicker than mine." Li Kui's brain was like a short circuit, constantly rewinding, repeating, rewinding, repeating.

  But soon Li Kui saw Mrs. Gu taking something out of the toilet and scolding loudly: "You've eaten leopard's gallbladder, wait and see how I'll deal with you!"

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui displayed his style of retreating as soon as he should retreat, stood up, wiped his head and ran.

  As soon as he emerged from the woods, Li Kui saw Gu Dasao staring at him with a cold smile, holding a toilet brush that was dripping with some unknown substance.

  This girl is so fast!

  Then Black Whirlwind Li Kui thoroughly understood why Mistress Gu had a nickname called Mother Big Bug.

  Mother Great Worm Gu Da Sao waved her horse bucket brush with one move, "Yellow Dragon Swings Tail", and rushed towards Li Kui with a slap in the face!

  While beating Gu Da Sao, he didn't stop cursing in his mouth, and scolded loudly: "You black rascal, you usually look honest, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person too!"

  Li Kui was speechless, parried a few times and prepared to flee in defeat. Mother Big Bug Gu Da Sao stretched out her left hand with lightning speed and grabbed Li Kui's big black ear, pulling him towards the outhouse: "You black rascal wanted to take a peek, didn't you? Today I'll satisfy your curiosity, let you see where people pee!"

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui's heart suddenly felt hot: "Could it be that this mother of a turtle has taken a liking to me? The place where this woman urinates isn't just..."

  Pulling Li Kui's ear back to the thatched cottage, Auntie Gu pointed with a toilet brush: "Look, that's where I pee."

  Black Whirlwind Li Kui looked along the direction of the horse's brush and finally understood what Auntie Gu meant.

  A chamber pot filled with overnight urine.

  Li Kui was overwhelmed with shame and struggled free from Gu Da Sao, running out of the thatched cottage, with Gu Da Sao's loud and unbridled laughter echoing behind him.

  Later that day, when Li Kui met Jie Zhen and Jie Bao again, he saw the strange smiles on their faces once more. From then on, Black Whirlwind Li Kui had a deep-seated fear of latrines, insisting on practicing the concept of "going to the bathroom anywhere in the wilderness".

  However, this matter was quietly spread among the people on Mount Liangshan. Whenever they saw Mother Big Bug Gu Dasao, everyone showed a respectful expression.

  Of course, the group of "rare animals" in front of them are not like Gu Daxiong's mother-in-law, all the soldiers have a kind of yearning, Liangshan has been established for some time, is it going to issue benefits?

  "It's disadvantageous for women to be in the army, let alone so many." Zhī Duō Xīng Wú Yòng was greatly shocked in his heart, but still had a refusing expression: "Miao Shou Xi Men, what exactly did you do this afternoon?"

  Although he didn't comment on Wu Yong's theory, Tuo Da Tianwang also had the same question: "Younger brother, you just brought your family over, how did you manage to create such a big commotion?"

  "It's a long story." Ximen Qing smiled and told the whole thing: "Nowadays, the sky is already dark, Fahua Temple is full of corpses, it's not suitable for living, so we can only take these suffering women back to the camp, and wait until tomorrow to make a decision."

  "What? Five hundred people?" Wu Yong's face was filled with shock that could no longer be suppressed: "And they also killed Zeng Kui and Zeng Sheng?"

  "The strategy was correct, a small victory, just a small victory." Ximen Qing smiled and let Liu Renzhong present the heads of Zeng Kui and Zeng Sheng: "Out of over 100 brothers, only more than 10 were injured, it's really lucky."

  Wu Yong took a deep breath and even Chai Ge couldn't help but ask: "One hundred men against five hundred?"

  This wonderful Xi Men is simply the God of War of our generation!

  Wu Yong, also known as Wisdom Star, felt that his nickname had become worthless after being outdone by Mr. Add Bright, even if he were the reincarnation of Zhuge Wu Hou, he might not have achieved such a feat.

  "It's just luck! Nothing but luck!"

  Looking at the heads of Zeng Qiang and Zeng Sheng brothers, Tuo Ta Tian Wang suddenly had an impulse, what's the point of being the master of Liangshan Po, just hand it over to Ximen Qing in front of him, and have some free time to go fishing and drink with Ruan Shi brothers.

  "That's right, this is Zeng Kui's head." Deng Fei nodded beside him: "If it wasn't for Shi Wenguang's arrow on the battlefield that day, his head would have been cut off long ago!"

  Wu Yong's eyes rolled, and he skillfully changed the subject: "That's right, Shi Wengong is a scoundrel. When Dean Dai comes back with news, he'll definitely capture him alive and cut him into pieces to avenge our brother Tianwang!"