Chapter 7: Exerting Force "Topping"

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  Looking at this poor worm shouting and crying, Xia Yareng almost laughed to death, holding his stomach and rolling all over the ground.

  The wicked laughter stimulated the poor worm, and he soon burst into tears, throwing away the cake and grasping the door tooth in his chest, crying with a broken heart.

  Xia Yali laughed enough, then stood up, picked up the pancake and used a fork to pick it up, stretched it over the fire heap for a while, and smiled: "You must not have been in the wild before, eating this thing, you need to use fire to soften it first."

  "Hey, don't cry. It's just a tooth, isn't it? A big strong man like you, losing one tooth is nothing. I bet you're from a rich family, right? You must have a lot of money. Why don't you go home and find a good craftsman to make you a gold tooth? There's an inn owner in our town who has two gold teeth, and every time he smiles, his whole mouth shines with gold light, it's really impressive!"

  He was somewhat comforted, but as soon as he mentioned the gold inlays "full of golden light", the poor guy became heartbroken and almost cried to death on the spot.

  Xia Ya didn't care about him either, and with a big mouthful of the roasted soft pancake, he ate it into his belly. After thinking for a moment, he finally left a small corner for this poor guy.

  "Hey, I'm reminding you, if you don't eat now, the next meal time is tomorrow noon."

  After finishing speaking, Xia Yalai suddenly stood up and rummaged through his cloth bag for a while, finally pulling out something as hard as a coal ball. From a distance, that poor worm caught a whiff of a foul odor and couldn't help but cover his nose.

  Xiā Yà Léi Míng walked around the periphery of the campsite, carefully prying open the coal ball and grinding it into powder. He sprinkled it around, then patted his hands together and came back, not even washing his hands, just casually wiping them on his clothes a couple of times. With a few kicks, he extinguished the fire heap and scattered the ashes.

  The ground under the bonfire had been baked hot, and Xiayare rolled down, comfortably sighing in the heat. He flipped over, mumbled a sentence: "Good night." His butt faced the poor bug, and before long, he was snoring loudly.

  This bastard, he just ignored me and fell asleep?!

  The poor worm was resentful in his heart, half of which was grieving for his own teeth, and the other half was infuriated by this rough guy.

  This bastard, is he blind or what?!

  Listening to Xia Ya's snores, the poor worm finally stopped its sorrow, but couldn't bear its hunger, and finally picked up the small corner of black bread left by Xia Ya and took a light bite.

  My teeth still hurt, and the coarse texture of the black bread is really hard to swallow. But I'm so hungry that even if it's difficult to eat, it's still food. A few mouthfuls of bread were stuffed into my mouth, and the poor worm was choked until its eyes rolled back. Just as I was busy pounding my chest, I suddenly saw that despicable guy had somehow flipped over and was staring at me with a pair of eyes full of mocking laughter.

  The poor insect was stunned for a moment, and a mouthful of foam spurted onto its clothes, coughing almost to the point of suffocation.

  "You must be someone who's used to living a good life." Xia Ya leaned her head on the bundle, propping up her legs and laughing: "Hey, where are you from anyway?"

  The poor worm glared fiercely at this guy.

  "Hmm, your hair is brown, so you should be a Byzantine. But your build is quite tall and large, most Byzantines don't have such stature, only the northern Odinians have this kind of physique. However, your accent is also very strange, you speak official Byzantine, but your pronunciation is awkward, somewhat stiff, yet not like those Odinians - I've seen some people from the Odian Empire in Wildfire Town, those guys always speak Byzantine with a lisp, their tongues are naturally inflexible, haha... What kind of person are you? How did you end up alone in this dangerous wilderness and get caught in a hunter's trap?"

  The poor insect didn't say a word, still staring at Xia Ya with an expression of disgust.

  Xia Ya hummed: "Forget it, I guess you must be a wanted criminal. Haha, did you commit some crime and are being pursued, so you don't dare to reveal your identity? Don't worry, I'm not a bounty hunter, won't take you in for the reward."

  "Who are you?" The poor worm finally spoke up.

  "I... I am a Demon Hunter!" At this point, Xia Yali proudly puffed out her chest.

  "Pitiful creature, with a face full of disdain: 'Demon Hunter? You're relying on that broken axe and fire fork? Hmph, I've seen many Demon Hunters before, they all have top-notch equipment, any one piece of gear on their body is worth more than your entire fortune. Do you have anti-demon armor? Do you have demon-slaying weapons? I think you're just a third-rate, incompetent little hunter.'"

  This sentence immediately hit Xia Yareng's sore spot, he hummed and rolled his eyes: "Hmph, the old man was right, ugly people do strange things!"

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  The poor worm's big eyes suddenly widened in an unbelievable gaze at Xia Ya, and after a while, he suddenly jumped up!

  He ignored the pain in his leg, the ache in his head, and even the small chip in his front tooth. He let out a low growl at Xia Ya:

  "What did you say?! You said I'm ugly?!!!"

  The poor insect was enraged, as if it had heard the most unbearable insult.

  "Isn't that right?" Xia Yali said with a straight face and a disdainful look at the guy: "As a man, your appearance is simply unworthy of being called a 'man'. Look at you, you're so tall, but you're weak to the point where you can't even open a beast clip by yourself. And your face... A handsome man should have a strong physique, a sturdy build and muscles, he should have a square face, thick eyebrows and a wide mouth, and it's best if there's a scar on his face. He should be able to drink heavily and eat heartily... That's what a real man is like."

  God, have mercy on this poor tortoise...

  It's obvious that as a young and inexperienced kid, his aesthetic standards are so distorted to such a large extent... no, it should be said that they are completely "thanks" to that old fart who has kicked the bucket!

  Because that old man, in order to stand upright with dignity and grandeur in front of his adopted son, said that his own appearance was the standard for the most excellent handsome man in the world.

  Coarse, majestic, scarred, and able to eat, drink, and sleep...

  Although Xia Ya has been living in the Wildfire Town, a place full of evil, since he was young and has learned some basic social skills, it must be said that in some ways, he is really very naive.

  The poor guy's jaw had already dropped, this time it wasn't anger, but being stunned by the absurdity of the man's words.

  "As for you, as a man, it's really a waste. If you were a woman..." Xia Ya blinked her eyes.

  "What's wrong with being a woman?" The poor worm couldn't help but ask.

  "It's even more unbearable if it's a woman." Xia Ya's words almost made Ke Liangchu spit blood.

  "How ugly! You actually said I'm ugly!!" The poor worm got angry!

  One can lose their head or shed blood, but to be a beautiful woman and yet be belittled for one's appearance is something that all the beauties in the world cannot tolerate!

  "You country bumpkin, tell me, what kind of woman is considered good-looking?!"

  "First and foremost, you need to have a big chest and a big butt." Xia Ya raised her hands and made two extremely exaggerated arcs: "Women with big butts can give birth to many children, while women with big chests can produce enough milk to feed their kids. Also, having bigger hands and feet allows you to work harder, carry water, pound rice, wash clothes, and cook meals, heh."

  The poor insect didn't get angry, but instead looked at Xia Ya with a strange gaze and said, "Hey, what about... her face? What do you think a beautiful woman's face should look like?"

  "What's with the face? Does it matter what kind of face you have?" Xia Ya seemed unimpressed: "The old man said: when the lights are off, all women look the same."

  His face deliberately put on an air of great experience.

  The poor insect began to feel a pang of sympathy for this poor little tortoise.

  "Uh, who's this 'old guy' you're talking about?"

  "My foster father."

  The poor worm sighed and looked at Xia Ya, asking in a low voice: "What you said, was it all taught by your foster father?"

  "Yes."

  "Uh-huh, I see......" The poor worm's tone was very certain: "Your foster father must have a grudge against you."

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  They didn't see eye to eye, so they both turned over and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, the poor guy was half asleep, feeling a chill run through his body. The ground that had been warmed by the fire pit had cooled down, he curled up into a ball, still unable to withstand the cold air. In his sleep, his instincts made him move towards the only source of heat he could feel beside him.

  In the daze of sleep, Xia Ya felt something soft crawling into his arms. He didn't hesitate and flipped over, pressing one leg onto the other person's waist. In a daze, it was as if he was hugging a big ball of cotton, and he even rubbed against them twice with an evil intent...

  It was almost dawn when the poor worm woke up. He had a terrible night's sleep, and as soon as he woke up, he discovered something terrifying.

  When was I ever held in this turtle's arms?!

  He was about to scream, but immediately discovered that the turtle was still sleeping in the place where he had lain down last night. It was himself who had moved far away - vaguely remembering that it was he who had crawled over voluntarily last night?!

  His heart was racing, this toad's body had a pungent earthy smell, but that warm and cozy embrace made the poor creature who feared the cold reluctant to leave.

  But then, just as his body had barely moved, he discovered something even more terrifying!

  Uh... Let's analyze it carefully...

  Xia Ya first pressed one of his legs onto Kechuan's body.

  Alright, this is quite excessive, but compared to what's below, it's nothing.

  Secondly, Xia Ya is a young and vigorous man, and judging from his "good woman" standards, he is obviously still a virgin. So in the morning, his body had an instinctive reaction that all men under the sky would have.

  As soon as the poor worm moved, it immediately felt the other's thigh root, pressing on its own body, a hard thing tightly against itself.

  Even through several layers of clothing, I could feel the fierce and violent movement of that weapon.

  Poor bug is still young, but after all... compared to this ignorant turtle, he understands some basic things about men and women.

  He suddenly realized what the sharp object pressed tightly against his waist was!

  The all-powerful God is my witness! The poor worm has lived for seventeen years and has never been violated in such an excessive way by any man!

  So he immediately made the most instinctive reaction.

  Bend over, bend knees...... use force......

  Awesome!!!

  "Ahh!!!" A sharp cry.

  "Ahh!!!" A blood-curdling scream.

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