I ain’t no pillar of society

  I ain’t no pillar of sobriety

  I’m a caterpillar

  A caterpillar pillar

  I ain’t no John Denver

  I ain’t no Mark whatever

  I’m a caterpillar

  A caterpillar pillar

  First ya do the belly flop

  But slooooow down, on the drop

  Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

  That’s the caterpillar

  The caterpillar pillar

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  While you all worry bout them politics

  I’m a practicing ma drop kicks

  Ya feel me bro

  Let’s get down low

  I’m a teach you all the skill ya

  Need to do the caterpillar pillar

  The caterpillar pillar

  The caterpillar pillar

  First ya do the belly flop

  But slooooow down, on the drop

  Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

  That’s the caterpillar

  The caterpillar pillar

  If ya’ll get familiar

  Ya’ll be a lady killer

  With the caterpillar

  The caterpillar pillar

  First ya do the belly flop

  But slooooow down, on the drop

  Stop. Kick. Pelvic quiver.

  That’s the caterpillar

  The caterpillar pillar

  I ain’t got time to worry bout ma prose

  I’m a practising ma snakey hose

  This ain’t no thriller

  It's the caterpillar

  The caterpillar pillar