At an undisclosed submarine meeting location.
"Hey U-406, you will not believe what just happened to me." U-66 says
"What happened?" U-406
"An American destroyer hit me with a few coffee cups before hitting me upside the head with a coffee pot."
"You got an American destroyer to throw her coffee at you?" U-406 asks in shock.
A United States Ship will never separated from that black tar-like substance they call coffee. Not only is it good for keeping the lookouts awake it can also be used to patch small holes.
"Yeah, I did," U-66 says chuckling a little.
"Did you win?" U-406 asks smiling
"No… However, I scared them pretty good." U-66 says
"Who was it?" U-406 asks
"It was Buckley, the namesake of her class,"U-66 says proudly
"That ain't nothing!" Ro-34 shouts
"Oh? Well, what did you do then?" U-66 asks
"I snuck up on an Irish destroyer," Ro-34 says triumphantly
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A few months ago
R0-34 was floating on her back atop the water taking a nap.
A redheaded destroyer going ramming speed was going straight at her; however, Ro-34 failed to notice the American Fletcher class. Then the Fletcher class slammed her heels spraying water all over the unsuspecting submarine.
"AAAHHH!"
"RAAAHHHH!!"
O' Bannon proceeds to smash a potato into the submarine's head.
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"What the hell!" Ro-34 shouts.
The destroyer backs up gaining distances as it pelts the destroyer with potatoes.
"Grenade!" Ro-34 shouts in panic and throws a potato back.
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"There is no way that happened," U-66 says
"It totally did," Ro-34 says
"No, there is no way you had a food fight with an American destroyer," U-406 says
"It was an Irish destroyer." Ro-34 corrects
"I'm fairly certain it was O'bannon and American Fletcher class," U-406 says
"That's impossible O'bannon says that never happened. So either she's Irish and it's Sacrilegious to waste potatoes or she's Irish it wasn't a waste and she's lying about it." Ro-34 says
"What was that statement again?" U-66 asks
Ro-34 takes a breath "you know? I forgot what I just said."
U-406 facepalms at the say this meeting went.
"Hey everyone!"
The three look over to see USS Barb holding several rockets with a massive grin on her face.
"So that's why the village reported a battleship task group bombarded them. They gave the crazy one rockets." Ro-34 says
"Hello." Says a depressed voice.
The 4 submarines look over to see U-1206 covered in what looks like human and or ship girl waste.
"What happened to you? It looks like you tried to dive into a septic tank." Barb says
"I couldn't figure out how to flush the toilet correctly," U-1206 says
