Chapter 4 Passing by Soy Sauce

  The bumpy ride of over a dozen days made Lin Feng feel like his stomach was churning non-stop, and he didn't even dare to eat the roasted rabbit meat again, let alone drink a sip of water, for fear that he would throw it all up.

  This day, it's less than half a day away from the Imperial Capital.

  Under the urging of Ma Fu, the horse carriage had already arrived at a wilderness not far from the imperial capital. At this moment, Lin Feng's voice came out from inside the carriage again: "Stop! Stop quickly!!"

  The coachman finally stopped the carriage, and before he could lift the curtain, Lin Feng rushed out of it with a "whoosh" sound, without saying a word, jumped off the carriage and turned around to rush towards a clump of grass.

  The groom couldn't help but wonder: what was it that made this little magician so anxious?

  Actually, Lin Feng didn't encounter anything major, he just had a sudden urge to urinate...

  "Damn it, I thought I'd make it to the capital and then take care of it, but this piss is really bursting out!"

  Lin Feng plunged his head into the grass, found a secluded spot, unbuttoned his pants, and with a series of hissing sounds, he couldn't help but let out a comfortable voice from his mouth.

  Just then, a shrill and sharp voice came from not far away: "Ah!"

  This is a woman's scream! And, the rich experience of the previous life told Lin Feng that the owner of the scream was likely to be a beauty!

  He subconsciously pulled up his pants and couldn't help but think: Could it be... that there's another beauty in the bushes who also came to relieve herself? And didn't my own sounds disturb this beauty who was also relieving herself?

  Quietly waiting for a while, Lin Feng saw that there was no more movement, and under the drive of curiosity, he couldn't help but lightly lift up the grass with his hands, walking in the direction where the sound had just come from.

  After walking for a while, the dense grass in front gradually thinned out, and what was presented to Lin Feng's face was another wide road. On this wide road, there was a woman in white clothes and three fierce-looking big men!!!

  The woman in white was elegant and obviously not an ordinary commoner. From the outline of that woman, Lin Feng's mind involuntarily conjured up four big words: "front bulging back curved", followed by three more words "long legs"... But when he looked up along her figure, he almost shouted out in shock!!

  The woman's figure can be called a rare treasure, even Lin Feng, who has seen countless videos, found it hard to recall an A/V actress with a similar figure. However... her face didn't quite live up to her stunning physique!

  The entire face was as if it had been drenched in sulfuric acid, with dense and numerous wrinkles, even one eye grew under the nose, a mouth like a cured meat sausage, twisted and hung on the face, just like... just like a toad that had lost its beauty!

  At this time, the woman was surrounded by three men with machetes in their hands. After the initial scream, a calm expression appeared on her ugly face, but...this calmness was probably something that no one would have wanted to discover...

  Lin Feng sighed in admiration at the mysterious and fair creator of this world, and couldn't help but lift his foot to turn around and quietly return. However, just as he was about to do so, the woman who had been surrounded finally spoke up!

  "Hum, you want to rape me?"

  The woman's voice was melodious, yet carried a hint of coldness. Lin Feng heard it and subconsciously stopped in his tracks, turning around to quietly crouch down and prepare to see how the three burly men would respond.

  One of them, a big man in blue clothes, looked at the woman with disdain and said, "Rape you? You wish!"

  Another big man in black immediately picked up the conversation: "Respected lady, we only want gold coins and not people. Please respect us, as long as you hand over all the gold coins on your body, we will let you leave."

  "Hum, Nuo Ke, what's the point of talking nonsense with her? You ugly freak, hand over all the gold coins on you quickly!"

  The last red-clad man dissatisfied with a loud accusation of the black-clad man, then put the machete in his hand on the woman's neck.

  The woman's face was stern and unyielding, not in the least intimidated by the knife at her neck. She spoke with righteous indignation: "What a joke! How would I know you wouldn't rape me?"

  "Please don't waste our precious time anymore, we guarantee that we won't rape you." The black-clad man's tone hid a hint of helplessness.

  The woman snorted coldly: "Hmph, it's just because I'm ugly, that's why you're not interested in me at all, right?"

  "Damn it, why are you talking so much nonsense? Don't think that just because you're ugly, I won't rape you if you don't hand over the gold coins!"

  The red-clothed big man's dissatisfied angry voice scolded a sentence, and at the same time, he raised his hand with a machete, increasing the threat to the woman.

  But... the woman still showed no fear, she glared at the three big men with disdain, her tone of voice changed from contempt to scorn: "I knew it, you men are just insincere, I knew what you said about not raping me was a lie! Now you're slowly revealing your true nature!!"

  Three Hans: “……”

  "Hmph!"

  Before the three big men could react, Lin Feng, who was hiding in the grass, couldn't help but burst out laughing. The laughter, although restrained at the end, still clearly reached the ears of the three big men and the woman!

  The girl was fine, she furrowed her slightly unclear eyebrows but didn't say much.

  But three big men suddenly changed color!

  "Who!"

  The man in blue gave a wink to the remaining two people and then cautiously charged towards Lin Feng with his machete.

  Lin Feng saw that he had been exposed, and was just thinking of getting up to escape, but unfortunately the distance between him and the Great Han was originally very close, and before he could even stand up, the Great Han had already arrived in front of him.

  The big machete hung on Lin Feng's neck, and the big man stared at Lin Feng for a long time, his expression becoming somewhat strange: "What is this little kid hiding here? Are you also thinking of heroically saving the beauty? Hahahaha..."

  In the end, Da Han burst out laughing.

  He held a machete in one hand and pulled Lin Feng out of the bushes with the other, and with a burst of strength, Lin Feng was dragged out of the bushes.

  When the remaining two big men saw Lin Feng clearly, the serious expression on their faces gradually turned into a smile, and the red-clothed big man even stretched out one hand, pointing at Lin Feng and laughing loudly: "It's actually a little guy, haha haha haha."

  He laughed again for a while before barely holding back his smile: "What? Little guy, are you here to be the hero and save the beauty? Haha!"

  "No, I didn't think of that."

  Lin Feng innocently shrugged his shoulders, and a thought flashed through his mind. He couldn't help but say, "You guys continue, I'm just passing by to buy soy sauce..."