Chapter 46: Romantic things are always expensive

  The entire history of Dark Elves can be summed up in one sentence: push down, push down and push again!

  To ensure the prosperity of their race and to cultivate the best offspring, the dark elves' favorite thing to do is to find excellent male creatures and abduct them back to give birth to children.

  However, sometimes the Dark Elves also encounter very embarrassing situations, such as that male creature who was captured and brought back, whose will is so firm that it's infuriating, and no matter how hard or soft they try to persuade him, he refuses to yield, just like Lin Taiping.

  To counter such stubborn guys, the ancestors of the Dark Elf tribe finally configured a precious medicine after long-term research. The faint fragrance emitted by this medicine has a magical charm effect, which can make male creatures instantly produce lust and be deeply attracted to the female creatures in front of them.

  In fact, during the childbirth battle on the ship, Yoru used this bewitching secret medicine and almost succeeded in pushing it down, but she obviously underestimated the abdomen of a certain guy, so that in the end she could only stare at a skull with nothing to say.

  But in Lin Taiping's view, who had personally experienced it, the effect of this charming medicine was extremely powerful. Now he lightly held up the crystal bottle and smiled so widely that even the devil's tail would come out: "Noble ladies, beautiful misses, the experimental results are already very clear, is there still anyone doubting the effect of this secret medicine?"

  Doubt or not, just take a look at the picture on that side and you'll know. A group of ladies were unbelievably covering their chests, they had never thought that there was such a magical thing in the world, which only needed a few drops to completely enchant and conquer a man, and even without any... wait!

  In the blink of an eye, several quicker-witted ladies immediately realized the best use for this enchanting secret medicine. Mrs. Elizabeth's eyes sparkled with excitement, as Rhode Island's most famous socialite, she could make men fall at her feet, and it was undoubtedly a most satisfying pleasure, and if she had the help of this medicine...

  "That's right, I think you've all thought of it." Lin Taiping gently swayed the crystal bottle, and the blue secret medicine sparkled with a tempting light under the candlelight. "Ladies, misses, do you deeply love a certain gentleman? Have you ever been heartbroken by his ruthlessness, and have you ever waited in front of the cold dinner table for his drunken return?"

  These questions really hit the nail on the head, many ladies nodded in agreement, several middle-aged noblewomen couldn't help but look melancholy, immediately thinking of the empty living room, the cold and lonely bedroom, and that husband who spends every day outside drinking and having fun, only to return home and snore loudly...

  "So, why not try to change?" Lin Taiping looked at them with great sympathy, suddenly transforming into a female friend. "Just a few drops of the secret medicine, just a few drops, and you can make that man fall in love with you again, forever surrounding you, isn't this wonderful?"

  How wonderful it would be! A group of ladies looked at each other in surprise, their eyes filled with fervor, and even their breathing became rapid. Mrs. Elizabeth pressed her pounding heart and suddenly raised her hand to ask: "Dear Lin, I have only one question, how long can the effect of this secret medicine last?"

  "Normally, about three days." Lin Taiping replied with a wealth of experience based on his own personal experience. "Of course, it also depends on whether the opponent's will is firm. If they are a resolute warrior, maybe it would only take a few hours."

  Who cares about those rough warriors? A group of ladies couldn't help but roll their eyes, three days or so, although not too long, but already enough, with a full 72 hours, what can't be done, maybe they could even get pregnant directly.

  "That's right, and I'd like to remind you all of one more thing." Lin Taiping added with a smile all over his face. "This enchanting potion can also be sprinkled directly on your own body, although the effect is not as obvious as taking it orally, but it still has an enchanting effect, at least far surpassing all perfumes in this world."

  "The gods are above, this is truly good news." Upon hearing these words, the ladies who were still somewhat hesitant immediately let out low cries of surprise.

  "No, this is really bad news." On the contrary, those male nobles were all painful and issued a sigh of depression. Viscount Fort even imagined that if he let his yellow-faced wife buy such a secret medicine, he would not dare to go out and have fun for a long time.

  But their resentment was completely useless, a large group of ladies and girls rushed up eagerly, Mrs. Elizabeth tightly grasped Lin Taiping's wrist, her face flushed with excitement, saying: "Lin, dear Lin, I heard you have three bottles of this secret medicine, if you don't mind..."

  No sooner had the words left her lips than the noblewomen beside her immediately flew into a rage, one of whom, a haughty countess, let out an angry shriek: "Elizabeth, don't think you can monopolize him, do you think I didn't know that you've been trying to seduce my fiancé for a long time?"

  "Is that so? That only proves you have no charm." Mrs. Elizabeth giggled, completely ignoring the other's threat, yet unapologetically pressing herself against Lin Taiping, even intentionally thrusting out her plump chest, "Dear Lin, please name your price, I'm willing to pay any cost, everything."

  "No!" Dozens of male nobles sighed in unison again, and they could even sense that the gold tickets in their wallets were about to fly away. Why do women always make men pay the bill when buying things?

  What's even more frightening is that this secret medicine is simply the arch-nemesis of men. Oh great gods above, which mighty deity can lend a helping hand and make that damned Lin disappear before our eyes? We're willing to offer a large sum of gold as an offering.

  Miraculously, their prayers were answered. Just at the next moment, Lin Taiping suddenly turned serious and shook his head solemnly: "Sorry, we don't sell this kind of secret medicine. It's not a matter of money. No matter how much money, we won't sell it. Absolutely not!"

  Tears of joy! At this moment, all the male nobles were moved to tears, and Viscount Forte was even more tearfully rushing over, tightly hugging Lin Taiping: "Dear Lin, thank goodness you've finally woken up!"

  "Of course, I've always been clear-headed." Lin Taiping replied with a smile, but before the ladies' disappointment, he seriously added, "What I mean is that this secret medicine isn't for sale, however... we can teach everyone how to configure it."

  Pfft! In an instant, all the male nobles spat out blood, suddenly feeling that they couldn't express their emotions without bursting out a few profanities. Damn you, Lin, why don't you just die? Selling this enchanting elixir is one thing, but to actually teach others how to refine it too? Are you trying to drive us to our deaths?!

  Of course, some people are delighted and others are worried. Unlike the painful mood of the male nobles, a group of ladies were greatly surprised. Mrs. Elizabeth's eyes were filled with tears as she looked at Lin Taiping with a gaze that seemed to be looking at the arrival of the god of love: "Dear Lin, are you really willing to teach us how to refine the enchanting secret medicine?"

  "That's right, more accurately, let Ye Ge teach you." Lin Tai Ping replied with a smile on his face, covering Ye Ge's mouth who wanted to protest, "Of course, you all know that the formula for the Enchanting Elixir is very precious and the refining process is also very complicated, requiring a lot of time and effort, so..."

  "No problem, we are willing to pay a large sum of money." Mrs. Elizabeth immediately understood and nodded in agreement, while the other ladies also nodded repeatedly, chattering and expressing their consent.

  "Is that so?" Lin Taiping looked around at the turbulent waves, thought for a moment with a serious expression, and finally made a difficult decision. "Alright, since you all are so sincere, then starting from tomorrow, the Dark Elves will be in charge of teaching you potion-making classes. As for the course fees... Ye Ge, how much do you plan to collect?"

  She had completely fainted, and Ye Ge was dazed and at a loss, shaking her pointed ears. Almost subconsciously, she stretched out one finger, and before she could say the number, Mrs. Elizabeth nodded without hesitation: "No problem, 1,000 gold coins, this price is very fair."

  With a thud, Ye Ge almost crashed into the dinner table. She suddenly wanted to tell everyone that what she had been thinking about just now was not one thousand gold coins, but one hundred gold coins.

  But it turned out that she was still too kind, because Lin Taiping added: "Sorry, everyone, you may have misunderstood, Ye Ge's meaning is one thousand gold coins per class, a total of six classes!"