HAH!

  This ancestor has fooled you once again! Shame on you!

  Hohoho, please forgive this old ancestor’s shamelessness, but…

  You juniors nowadays are just most impressionable.

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  You see, I’m not so young as I used to be when I was a child.

  In those days, these old bones were filled with most bountiful Qi. I entered into seclusive dual cultivation sessions with jadeskin maidens for weeks on end.

  But although the Dao is most bountiful and unending…

  These old bones are not.

  Please forgive this old ancestor’s shamelessness, because…

  You have brought this hollowed shell a fleeting moment of joy this day.

  This old ancestor will surely not forget it.