Xuo stood in line at Tso’s Kitchen. Soon, he began to order.

  “I think I’ll get an uh, Heavenly Chicken with Divine Rice… and I’mma get a Profound Egg Roll with it.”

  The server looked at him.

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  “Oh… I see how it is… You think I’m going to say the thing, don’t you?”

  Xuo was taken aback

  “Uhh, what thing?”

  The server sighed in relief.

  “Oh… Okay… Well anyways, it comes with Profound Eggwuh.”