Chapter 11: The Side Effects of Being a Doting Father
Chu Feng wanted to eat, but was afraid of getting into trouble, yet not eating would be unbearable.
In anxiety and hesitation...
He thought of his own little bit of spiritual power, and that cultivation speed which was not much faster than a snail's pace. Then he thought of the tattered book quietly lying in the ring, a small stone tablet, and countless heavenly treasures, and his heart suddenly felt hot.
A fierce look appeared on his face, and he gritted his teeth: "Damn it, isn't it just ten times the side effects? I'll take the risk!"
The lid of the jade bottle opened, and a faint, distant fragrance suddenly spread throughout the room. Without even eating it, just smelling it made Chu Feng feel refreshed all over, his spirit shaken.
This subtle fragrance is not just a temptation, but after smelling it, you suddenly have a strong appetite and can't help yourself.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm......"
Chu Feng let out a series of farts in a row, feeling refreshed and invigorated from head to toe, as if he was floating on air with an ethereal sensation.
At this point, he could no longer resist the temptation and directly poured out three pills of Xi Jing Fa Su Dan from the jade bottle and swallowed them into his mouth.
The medicine dissolves as soon as it enters the mouth, leaving a fragrant scent between the teeth. Even the breath exhaled carries a kind of fragrance.
"Gurgle... Gurgle..."
Inside the abdomen, there were bursts of loud rumbling sounds, and then an unknown amount of turbid Qi inside the body was all discharged.
And the gas that came out this time was not just ordinary stench, but a pungent smell that was unbearable. The foul odor mixed with the fragrance to create a nauseating smell, and the air in the villa suddenly became murky.
He was a man of Chu's temperament, strong and resilient, but at this moment the stimulation was too intense, and his stomach was like a stormy sea, all tangled up.
"Ugh......" Chu Feng covered his mouth and rushed into the bathroom.
Inside the abdomen, it's as if the stomach is about to turn over and the intestines are about to be twisted off, accompanied by a loud rumbling sound, with diarrhea and vomiting.
For a time, the spacious bathroom was filled with an overwhelming stench of rot and decay.
For two whole hours, Chu Feng sat on the toilet, and hadn't gotten up at all.
"Is that it?" The turmoil in Chu Feng's abdomen gradually subsided, but his body felt extremely exhausted, yet he had no other sensations. Even if he didn't understand anything else, he was clear that the three Pseudo Divine Pills he took were completely ineffective.
Thinking back on the suffering of these two hours, Chu Feng's heart was filled with a gloominess that could hardly be expressed.
"Damn it!" After holding back for half a day, Chu Feng finally squeezed out a word from his nostrils, resentfully pointing a middle finger at the sky.
……
He tightly hugged that bottle of fake Dragon's Blood, staring at it for a long time. Chu Feng finally gritted his teeth again: "Damn it, I'll give it a shot! I don't believe this will fail again!"
He almost gritted his teeth and viciously stuffed three elixirs into his mouth.
But the tragedy was replayed again, and Chu Feng stayed in the bathroom for another two hours.
I have already vomited everything I could, pulled out all that I could, and my whole body feels like it has completely fallen apart. Not a single thread of strength can be mustered up.
"Is this how it's going to be? Ten times the side effects, isn't that too damn ridiculous!" Chu Feng sighed weakly, his eyes scanning the bottle of Fa Jing Xiu Mu Dan, revealing a fierce expression. He gritted his teeth: "I don't believe it, all the vomiting and diarrhea that should or shouldn't happen will come out! Let's see what happens this time if I eat it again, can you still do anything to me!"
Once a person has made up their mind, their courage will surge upwards rapidly, and that's what Chu Feng is experiencing right now.
He tightly grasped the jade bottle, almost as if he wanted to crush it, his eyes gleaming with a fierce light: "If you don't continue eating, then the suffering I endured in the first two rounds would be for nothing! Hmph, since things have come to this point, let's see what you can do to me now!"
A person who has gone mad cannot be measured by ordinary standards. Chu Feng poured out three pills of Wu Xie Xi Gan Dan and directly put them into his mouth, swallowing them into his abdomen.
Waited for a long time, but did not wait for the vomiting of Fan Jiang, like strangulation abdominal pain.
"What's going on here? Could it be that there's really nothing left to vomit, no more diarrhea, so not even any side effects are left?" Chu Feng slapped his forehead in astonishment, completely baffled.
After waiting for a long time, I finally had some feeling.
"Plop..."
A stream of air was released from the already empty abdomen, but strangely, this time the released air not only didn't have the previous foul odor, but instead had a faintly fragrant scent.
"What's this smell?" Chu Feng was shocked, it turned out that in this world, there really existed fragrant farts.
But just as Chu Feng was bewildered and perplexed, he suddenly felt a sensation on his body, as if all the pores on his skin had been opened at once, becoming transparent to the outside world.
Dark and thick, like sweat, it flowed out along the just opened pores.
And then it happened again, like a strangulation in the abdomen, with a continuous 'plop plop' sound, but this time, the fart that came out was no longer fragrant, but extremely smelly, even more unbearable than the previous two times.
As the foul gas is discharged, the impurities in the body are also excreted.
However, surprisingly, Chu Feng not only didn't feel his body's weakness worsening, but the weakness caused by vomiting and diarrhea earlier also gradually improved as the foul smell was expelled with the airflow. His body's energy slowly returned, bit by bit.
It continued like this for almost an hour before the black, sticky substance finally stopped oozing out of my pores and the waste gases and residues in my body also ceased to be discharged.
Although the stench was a hundred times more unbearable than before, Chu Feng's heart was overjoyed, knowing that he had succeeded.
Because now he feels transparent all over his body, every place is comfortable, and his body is light as a swallow, as if only a slight jump can make him fly.
What's even more astonishing is that he seems to be able to feel the air flowing around him nonstop.
In the Xian Jie, due to obtaining the Appraisal Technique, his cultivation had advanced to the first layer of Lian Qi, and there was a slight relaxation, as if with just a light poke of his finger, he could break through and enter the second layer of Lian Qi at any time.
"Haha......" Chu Feng couldn't help but burst out laughing, his hands and feet dancing with excitement, his entire body filled with energy: "Now I'm also a master!"
After a long time, he finally calmed down from his extreme excitement, and carefully picked up the jade bottle, putting it away with care: "This is indeed a good thing, but unfortunately there's only one grain left."
After washing with the cleansing Dan, Chu Feng quickly washed away the dirt on his body. Only then did he discover that his skin was greatly different from before, warm and jade-like, seemingly even emitting a faint glow.
The scars from childhood mischief had all disappeared, leaving only a smooth and delicate skin, even more tender than a woman's.
Inside the body is full of strength, as if every move is accompanied by an indescribable lightness and ease, the true energy in the meridians is circulating several times faster than before.
In his heart, Chu Feng had a kind of impulse, and he couldn't wait to go out and find someone to try his hand at, to see the effect of washing his bones.
However, he finally restrained his impulse and decided to go to sleep first, after all, there were still more than two hours before dawn.
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